Kolo Toure deal agreed !

[Oncy]

Toure isn't a sexy signing. Does that make him shit? Does that make it not worthwhile accepting that we've brought much needed experience into a very young squad that's just lost Carra?
He's a free signing that's not on ridiculous wages for once. I'm happy.

He is shit. Not not sexy. SHIT.

 

[Skullflower]

he looks like a fucking rapist as well.

 

[juniormember]

He is shit. Not not sexy. SHIT.

So sexy shit?

 

[gkmacca]

...and the ball is passed out by Mignolet to Kolo Toure...who...brings the ball out of defence...and he seems in no mood to release the ball here...he's still going...my goodness, he's slaloming past players with ease here...and he's accelerating...oh, he's outpacing Ferdinand here and he's heading for the area...and I do believe he's going to shoot...yes he's going to shoot...and...oh no, he's EXPLODED! What an anti-climax!

 

[Mystic]

Hes a decent signing, nothing more, nothing less, cant we just leave it at that?

 

[Oncy]

No. Because he isnt decent. Hes fucking wank.

 

[Athens]

No. Because he isnt decent. Hes fucking wank.

I get the impression you don't rate him as a player.

 

[Mystic]

No. Because he isnt decent. Hes fucking wank.

No Konchesky is fucking wank, Kolo is decent.

 

[Oncy]

He was. For half a season. In 2004.

 

[gkmacca]

Bring back Beatles band!

 

[Athens]

Bring back Beatles band!

I haven't a fucking clue what is going on here.

 

[dantes]

Perhaps our strikers will now have more confidence going into games, having spent each week training against Kolo.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Size of the fat cunt.

Kolo could do with losing a few pounds as well.

 

[dantes]

"Stevie, Steven. Let me introduce you to Carra's replacement"........."Don't ever speak to me again"

 

[gkmacca]

The canteen? "Where's the canteen"? Kolo, son, you've only just come in here! Training hasn't even started yet! Steven, can you believe this guy?

 

[mark1975]

Is Toure the new Lampard then?

 

[Rosco]

I get the impression you don't rate him as a player.

What do you base that on?

 

[Oncy]

Front fucking page of the LFC webbie

Kolo - 'I am so hungry for KFC...'

What a fucking fat cunt.

 

[Fabio]

*danger Will Robinson *

 

[Oncy]

Is Toure the new Lampard then?

In what way? In that they are both fucking grotesque YES.
In that they can both play football?
NO.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Front fucking page of the LFC webbie

Kolo - 'I am so hungry for KFC...'

What a fucking fat cunt.

Ha ha ha quality post!

Kolo's gonna do alright, can see a cult following after a few games....easy to win over fans who have zero expectations.

 

[Whirly]

 

[Holle]

That useless fat cunt still has a serviette in his hand!!!

I mean WTF!!!

 

[Athens]

What do you base that on?

No words can describe my gut instinct.

 

[the_khl]

We have dearly missed a player with thighs the size of tree trunks.

I don't mind the Kolobear at all.

 

[tombrown]

Kolo is the new Biscan

*hides*

 

[the_khl]

Kolo is the new Biscan

*hides*

From the looks of it very little on Biscan had the size of tree trunks though.

 

[tombrown]

From the looks of it very little on Biscan had the size of tree trunks though.

Except that which I swallowed

 

[the_khl]

Except that which I swallowed

*slowly backs out of the thread*

 

[mark1975]

In what way? In that they are both fucking grotesque YES.
In that they can both play football?
NO.

Of course a two times title winner can't play football, especially one in such a pivotal role. Funny how Arsenal and City fans are on pretty good terms as far as he goes, I've seen both sets wishing him well this week for signing for us.

None of them are calling "wank" or "so shit" anyway. Some people on here are fucking hysterical at times.