Kolo Toure deal agreed !
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Agreed.
Kolo Toure has achieved more than 99% of our squad, he's come as a free transfer, and taken a massive wage cut to play for us so he can carry on playing football at a decent level in England.
I can find little to dislike in that, and certainly doesn't deserve to be written off already.
I'm basing my entire 'he's a big fat load of shit' schtick on the last time I watched him play, when we drew 2-2 with them at Anfield at the start of last season.
He was big and fat and shit. I was laughing at him all the way through the game. His white shorts looked like a massive nappy. His arse is the size of our national debt. Everyone skinned him. I couldn't believe a club with Citeh's resources would have such an obviously unfit and over the hill player starting for them.
But anyways he's our big fat shit load of wank now, so what's his song?
He was big and fat and shit. I was laughing at him all the way through the game. His white shorts looked like a massive nappy. His arse is the size of our national debt. Everyone skinned him. I couldn't believe a club with Citeh's resources would have such an obviously unfit and over the hill player starting for them.
But anyways he's our big fat shit load of wank now, so what's his song?
No they are fucking NOT!!!!!!!!
I love Kolo
He'll give you his last Rolo
But still despite all that
He shit and wank and fat.
Im working on the melody at the moment.
He'll give you his last Rolo
But still despite all that
He shit and wank and fat.
Im working on the melody at the moment.
He's Big, He's Fat
He wears a nappy sack
Kolo, Kolo
He wears a nappy sack
Kolo, Kolo
Tell you a story of a Toure, who went all the way to buffet star,
to try some sweet and sour, and also some hoi sin prawns.
So he jumped into the back of a black cab, and said "don't wait or hesitate!,
I've got a hunger that can't be stopped, one that can't be contained"
So the driver then started the meter, but the tyres then decided to explode
Unable to get at the Chinese, Kolo then began to cry
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I am so fucking hungry, I simply can't be stopped. I'm going to cry I'm going to shout, I'll go there quite a lot (every week)
I want a bib covered in red and it's a sauce we all know
It's a sauce called CANTONESE and to a buffet we will go
1,2,1,2,3,1,2,3,4 PRAWN TOAST
to try some sweet and sour, and also some hoi sin prawns.
So he jumped into the back of a black cab, and said "don't wait or hesitate!,
I've got a hunger that can't be stopped, one that can't be contained"
So the driver then started the meter, but the tyres then decided to explode
Unable to get at the Chinese, Kolo then began to cry
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I am so fucking hungry, I simply can't be stopped. I'm going to cry I'm going to shout, I'll go there quite a lot (every week)
I want a bib covered in red and it's a sauce we all know
It's a sauce called CANTONESE and to a buffet we will go
1,2,1,2,3,1,2,3,4 PRAWN TOAST
When his eyes meet the pies
There is no surprise
That's Toure
When the mood takes to food
There's only one dude
That's Toure
When the butter has all gone
And someone looks glum
That's Toure
There is no surprise
That's Toure
When the mood takes to food
There's only one dude
That's Toure
When the butter has all gone
And someone looks glum
That's Toure
And we have a winner.
His belly showed that he was fat
Toure, Toure
His footy skills weren't all that
Toure, Toure
He likes a meaty bar-b que
If you don't watch out
He'll eat you too
Kolo Toure
Liverpools number 4
LOL - That's pretty wank but I am also bored.
Toure, Toure
His footy skills weren't all that
Toure, Toure
He likes a meaty bar-b que
If you don't watch out
He'll eat you too
Kolo Toure
Liverpools number 4
LOL - That's pretty wank but I am also bored.
Kolo toureristas
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta
And do the Harlem Shake
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta
And do the Harlem Shake
He's made a career of fooling the shit out of everyone, what a jammy glory grabbing, undeserving twat.
Toure's trophy haul boasts 11 honours, including league titles at all three of his previous clubs - ASEC Mimosas, Arsenal and Manchester City.
He has also captained Arsenal, City and the Ivory Coast throughout his glittering career.
Toure's trophy haul boasts 11 honours, including league titles at all three of his previous clubs - ASEC Mimosas, Arsenal and Manchester City.
He has also captained Arsenal, City and the Ivory Coast throughout his glittering career.
Dont bother Mark mate. I got abuse for listing some qualities he could actually bring to the team.
Yet these are the qualities used by our manager, some of our players, his former teammates and himself when describing what he could contribute to the team.
But what do they and himself know? Some people on here obvs knows best.
Yet these are the qualities used by our manager, some of our players, his former teammates and himself when describing what he could contribute to the team.
But what do they and himself know? Some people on here obvs knows best.
Quit with youre fucking 'Oh he cant be shit he won titles' wank Mark. Its fucking nonsense, a childs argument.
Hundreds of wank players have won titles in great sides.
For the record ONE of Toures was about a decade ago (when he was a decent player) and one was in the most expensive club side ever assembled in the history of football. So thats that argument for HIM blown out of the water. Or would you rather talk about Traore, Smicer, Bridge, Smertin, O'shea or the FUCKING MILLIONS of other wank players who have won titles.
Grow up for fuck sake. You pulled this shit with someone yesterday and I was amazed they didnt eviscerate you for it, but I can spell it out for you mate.
A player winning trophies is NO barometer of wether or not he is shite.
And you know it.
Remind when any of those players were anything other than bit part players for their respective silverware winning sides?
And do me a favour, "it's a childs argument", from the guy who's absolute best contribution to this thread is repeated posts saying "he's wank". Who's the fucking child?
Kolo was a bit part player for Citeh.
I'll give you Arsenal. Yup, a decade ago. In a team with Henry, Pires, Bergkamp, Ljungberg, Vieira etc yup good old Kolo was the fucking rock on which that unbeatable side was built... NOT.
And i never said i wasnt childish. Im a dick obviously.
But hes still fucking wank and you need to find a better argument to validate him than trophies in ridiculous sides.
Wasn't he part of the "invincibles", didn't lose a game that season? So Kolo must have been doing his job defensively.
But like you say that was a while ago. I'm not certain he'll do well, but I'm not as certain that he'll fail like I was with Adam, Downing etc.
I think you mean LOLO
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