well, that was a great start to the new year....
i meant Rosco continuing being mental.
i meant Rosco continuing being mental.
Klopp positive for covid
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Why haven’t you developed the “not real” Omicron side effect - you’re vaccinated?
Or is your Pfizer induced myocarditis side effect protecting you?
Funny, what a lack of attention can do to people, eh?
I bet he doesn‘t believe this tripe himself but he loves the attention he gets. I wonder what all these mongs do when covid is over.
Do not listen to them my child, the truth about covid and about climate has been spoken to you by the emissaries of each science, your faith in the word will be rewarded. I know it is hard to have faith, but I can promise you that the emissaries have communed with the science behind closed doors, not in a spiritual sense, they have communed with the evidence, with logic, with reason, a truly holy communion, and when they come before you to speak the good news, it is the infallible word of science. If only you could observe their communion for yourself, the way I do, then you would rejoice in the light of our lord.
Those nations did not break faith with the science of two vaccines and were rewarded by our lord. But that is just the start, faith in our lord is a life-long commitment, and it is critical that we do not now break faith with the science of four boosters, or all our good works will come to nothing. Just like it has done for Klopp.
Someone should create a metaverse and lock both these lunatics in there forever. Mint an NFT of their existence and throw their seed phrases into the virtual fire of eternal oblivion.
Eternal oblivion is an excellent phrase. I may add it to my bank. I suspect you would have made a good emissary of the lord but for the fact you are not a scientist.
When you say 'our lord' you're referring to Trump aren't you ?!
Irrelevant and incapable?
My poor child, how can you think this? You are so far from salvation I fear that eternal oblivion now awaits you. Your forefathers believed our lord was a benevolent bearded entity who created the universe. You now know this to be heresy. Our lord is the one true creator of the universe, you know him as mathematics, and you know his light as the sciences. Just as your forefathers had religious faith and learned of their lord's plan through priests, you must also have faith and learn of the one true lord through his emissaries who bring to you the good news of science.
Oh it is much easier for me to deliver the good news to the people, much easier than trying to waste my time enlightening the people in the hopes they can discover the good news themselves. It really does save much time and mental capacity which I can reserve for doing the lords work. Your forefathers religious leaders new exactly what they were doing, and their works built them a fortune of some $15bn in today's money.
I would imagine our forefathers knew how to spell "knew", unlike latter day self appointed prophets who masquerade under the pretence of superior intelligence and reveal their ignorance through such a basic misspelling.
Hahahaha!
If a lowly disciple were capable of passing judgement upon the intelligence of a prophet, then they would be a prophet. Our lord has placed his creations in this divine hierarchy by no mere accident, do not seek to undo or interfere with the lords work.
You're a more eloquent Jason at this point, let's hope it's enough to get us the win against Chelsea
Nope he's a more (debatably) eloquent Halmeister.
No my child, I speak the truth. Look no further than the catastrophe that has befallen aston villa after their godless manager succumbed to evil, it is just a taste of the hammering we will endure today.
Halmeister is much more fun though
I take grave offence to this. There's nothing down for me if Dantes is considered more eloquent!
Can I substitute verbose for eloquent then?
Yes. That'll do. Love to see it.
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