Judge Jules

[Hansern]

Hope Jules is alright. Praying for some good news.

 

[mark1975]

Dudes probably sunning it up somewhere and his mugshot is all over the missing person feeds because his Xpert11 team has gone to shit.

#worriedtoo

 

[Athens]

I'm not saying anything about his character just in case he's been banged up for being a serial killer or something.

 

[Modo]

Maybe this is a good reason to add an alternative contact to your profile, just in case. I know that most of us don't know each other personally but some of us have been here for over 10 years, it should mean something.

Hope Judge J is OK.

 

[Bradley]

If Athens ship goes down, I'll let you all know. He'll do the same for me.

Find a buddy to break the news if you meet a sudden end folks.

 

[localny]

Look up the phonebook and call his neighbours next door.

I like this one.

 

[Atlas]

He's been on since the new site was sorted?

Seems we lost a few people from the forum recently inc LTW

 

[ctlovesred]

The mass email worked! Received this message this morning. All is well!

Hi everyone

This is Judge Jules’ sister. Panic ye not, but as well as updating CT, I thought it might be helpful to ensure everyone know why he’s not been on line anywhere for a week or two.

Quite simple really, his computer has died! JJ doesn't use a smartphone or laptop (quite right too, I wish I didn't!), so his desktop PC is his internet lifeline. Fingers crossed, a local repair chap believes it's only the power supply which needs replacing - he finds out today I believe. In which case he'll be back on line re forums, email and the dreaded Bookface within the next 24 hours or so. If it's anything more long-term and he needs to buy a new PC, I'll be in touch again to let you all know.

In the meantime, I'm happy to pass on any messages, or you can still reach him by phone if you need to. Any other queries, just let me know. I'll also put his absence on his FB page now I come to think of it!

Best regards to all

JJ’s sister.

 

[localny]

Wihoo, Judge Jules Lives! (sorry JJ, that was a joke!) 🤣

 

[mom]

Great news

 

[dantes]

He gave his PC to a local repair guy? Let us pray he doesn't indeed get banged up.

 

[localny]

Hunter Biden here we come 😀

 

[Athens]

For goodness sake, all that worry over nothing.

I say we ban him.

 

[Markeh]

For fuck sake lol

 

[localny]

Yes 3 month ban for the selfishness of it all 😀

 

[rurikbird]

He needs to fix that bloody computer before Burnley at least, we have a 0:1 record with him “dead,” can’t afford it to continue.

Also Thiago “resurrected” just as JJ “died” - surely just a coincidence?

 

[localny]

He's been spotted on the beach in the Algarve, after "negotiations" with the Sporting Manager!

 

[Bradley]

He is risen!

 

[bluebell]

Just checked eBay, a windows mini PC is £80-110, 8-32mb ram. It's probably cheaper than getting a machine replaced

 

[Red Astaire]

Haha! Cool. Good work peeps.

 

[Whaddapie]

Gobshites.

If yiz had just said "Jesus Christ!" at the very beginning of this thread, his spidey-jesus-sense would have tingled and he'd have found a way to get online and allay all of our fears...

Honestly, do yiz know the man at all?!?!?!

 

[Brizzle]

Can we send Jono around to spruce his desktop up?!

Now I feel stupid that I googled his name plus "obituary" 🤣

 

[Whaddapie]

P.S. Phew! 🙂

 

[Brizzle]

Would like to retain my suspicion that JJ is Jason, and the lack of pre match weird thread from @jason is what cost us on Sunday

 

[Athens]

If Athens ship goes down, I'll let you all know. He'll do the same for me.

Find a buddy to break the news if you meet a sudden end folks.

"Lads, Bradley's finally done it, he's wanked himself to death"

 

[737Max]

The mass email worked! Received this message this morning. All is well!

Hi everyone

This is Judge Jules’ sister. Panic ye not, but as well as updating CT, I thought it might be helpful to ensure everyone know why he’s not been on line anywhere for a week or two.

Quite simple really, his computer has died! JJ doesn't use a smartphone or laptop (quite right too, I wish I didn't!), so his desktop PC is his internet lifeline. Fingers crossed, a local repair chap believes it's only the power supply which needs replacing - he finds out today I believe. In which case he'll be back on line re forums, email and the dreaded Bookface within the next 24 hours or so. If it's anything more long-term and he needs to buy a new PC, I'll be in touch again to let you all know.

In the meantime, I'm happy to pass on any messages, or you can still reach him by phone if you need to. Any other queries, just let me know. I'll also put his absence on his FB page now I come to think of it!

Best regards to all

JJ’s sister.

Anyone else spot the "new pc" crowdfunding appeal in there?

I'm messing. Just glad JJ is alive and well. Thanks for the update CT

 

[Fabio]

Tell the fucker to make sure he uses old faithful for the rest of the season

 

[Le Chacal]

Are people still repairing things? Well done JJ.

Producers make products that cant be repaired nowadays so we have to buy new ones...

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

He needs to fix that bloody computer before Burnley at least, we have a 0:1 record with him “dead,” can’t afford it to continue.

Also Thiago “resurrected” just as JJ “died” - surely just a coincidence?

Have you ever seen Thiago and JJ in a room at the same time? #justsayin

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm sure they'll have it up and running in no time.