Joey Barton's French Is Really Coming Along...

[themn]

View: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvdzlc_barton-la-ligue-1-est-ennuyeuse_sport?search_algo=2

 

[Sunny]

Hahaha. It's Allo Allo

I was pissing the door and stepped in a poodle

 

[Leo]

That is fucking car crash.
Surely the French see this as a piss take or maybe they have already copped what an intellect Joey is.
Either way it's comedy gold.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's not all there is he.

 

[nealmac]

Heh. He just did a Steve McClaren.

 

[dave2]

Christ almighty. He better be taking the piss becauses thats the worse thing I have ever watched. Worse then Mclaren.

 

[tony]

Absolutely brilliant made my day that did - what a tosseur

 

[gkmacca]

He'll be hugging a horse whilst in a syphilitic rage next to show how Nietzschean he is.

 

[doctor_mac]

hahaha. I love it.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

hahaha. I love it.

Me too ... More people should do that ...

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fucking fantastic. Comedy gold whether he meant it or not!

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Haha , come on I know he is not everyone's cup of tea, but credit where credit is due.

 

[dmishra]

Fucking hell! What's the McLaren thing btw? Any links?

 

[Athens]

sacrebleu

 

[gkmacca]

He's an ambassador for Piss and Mauve football.

 

[Fabio]

Fucking hell! What's the McLaren thing btw? Any links?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Leo]

I don't know why but I sometimes talk like that when I'm trying to order something in a take away from a Polish employee.

 

[localny]

Very funny

 

[themn]

Haha , come on I know he is not everyone's cup of tea, but credit where credit is due.

I know, brilliant, isn't he ?

He's just so...Huyton.

 

[gkmacca]

He admits on twitter he decided to go for the Allo Allo accent. It's easy to get sucked into Barton World. He makes perfect sense if you keep missing the first part of the explanation!

 

[Hansern]

Haha, that was ace!

 

[tombrown]

Joey Barton has the unique ability of simultaneously being an utter twat and an absoute legend. I'm all Natalie Imbruglia over him

 

[Whaddapie]

View: http://youtu.be/U3Bm6YdzZtQ

 

[Modo]

Hilarious.

 

[Molbystwin]

How.... HOW... how on god's green earth did that fucking idiot, that fucking obnoxious retarded fucking no-mark, make it through life thinking he was a genius? I don't get it? SURELY somebody must have pointed out to him he is thick as fuck when he was growing up...it's almost admirable to see how self confident he is in the face of such massive personal deficiencies...

It is stunning in its way.

 

[livvy145]

I know, brilliant, isn't he ?

He's just so...Huyton.

What's that meant to mean?

 

[Judge Jules]

I don't know why but I sometimes talk like that when I'm trying to order something in a take away from a Polish employee.

Indeed. I know Barton's now said he did it on purpose, but some of us find ourselves imitating the accents of those to whom they're speaking without even realising it. In my case I was trained for years to imitate those I was talking to, as I did a languages degree. I'm pretty sure this is what accounts for McClaren's Dutchy-type akshent.

 

[Spionkop69]

What's that meant to mean?

Get him Livvy. Get him!!!

Themn's just sooo St Annes...

 

[Athens]

Actually in all fairness the French do have a funny accent.

 

[localny]

He is the Plato of the Footballers....consider the world they live in..