"It's complicated"? -- No it isn't, fuck off Barca - £113 Million bid rejected

[HC]

Don't forget that we are now the cunts we accuse Barca of being.

Behave

We tried to be sly . We failed and most pertinently , apologised.

They are just shameless cunts

 

[Red Bird]

That's a glaring gap.

How about the other clubs with which we compete for 4th/5th/6th such as Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspurs?

 

[doctor_mac]

That's a glaring gap.

How about the other clubs with which we compete for 4th/5th/6th such as Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspurs?

I'd say that would be much closer.

 

[Modo]

Been reading some threads in Barca forums their fans are not at all confident of Barca's ability to sign Coutinho.

 

[reuque]

Wow now they're fans think they're the cunts they've been accusing Liverpool fans of being.

 

[Gary25]

Yeah, if he ends up being sold this summer, FSG out camp will be getting a new member.

As for commenting on rumours, he (Werner) shouldnt have to.

Only then would you? Whether he stays or goes(they'll no doubt try to pass this transfer window off as a big success if we keep him)...it's been clear for years FSG are poisonous owners.

 

[Frogfish]

That's a glaring gap.

How about the other clubs with which we compete for 4th/5th/6th such as Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspurs?

You can tell from that pic ? I can't see below her waist (more's the pity).

 

[dantes]

Been reading some threads in Barca forums their fans are not at confident of Barca's ability to sign Coutinho.

Their fans respect the universe.

 

[Woland]

Something always makes me smirk when I see that awkward nerd John Henry with his arm around that whore

 

[moron]

Something always makes me smirk when I see that awkward nerd John Henry with his arm around that whore

I think our club is a fucking whore. Internet saying we are gonna sell him by wednesday.

 

[Oliver Twist]

I think our club is a fucking whore. Internet saying we are gonna sell him by wednesday.

Sell John Henry?

 

[Woland]

I think our club is a fucking whore. Internet saying we are gonna sell him by wednesday.

Yeah but she personifies his motivation.

It's like he's thought, what was all that shit the cool kids wanted when I was busy bringing misery to the planet and crashing the economy for personal gain? Oh yeah, sports things and girls with big tits. They'll make me happy.

But he ain't smiling. The dirty lizard piece of shit

 

[Dreambeliever]

If he goes this season is going to be a clusterfuck

 

[doctor_mac]

But he ain't smiling. The dirty lizard piece of shit

And now somebody else ain't smiling. Coincidence? Or Lizard impregnation?

 

[dantes]

Yeah but she personifies his motivation.

It's like he's thought, what was all that shit the cool kids wanted when I was busy bringing misery to the planet and crashing the economy for personal gain? Oh yeah, sports things and girls with big tits. They'll make me happy.

But he ain't smiling. The dirty lizard piece of shit

I went off to look at his hedge fund out of interest, only to find it wasn't a hedge fund. It was a CTA, which is a shit version of a hedge fund, staffed by people who don't really understand economics but just try to follow the herd. Which explains why he shut it down after they lost money. So our owner, is basically an idiot. He became a billionaire because people invested in his CTA in the days you could charge ridiculous fees. This is mildly concerning, even you would have a better grasp of finance and business than this lizard.

 

[HC]

Naw we're good .

I've already decided that solanke is gonna tear the league a new one and bang in 20 goals.

We can use the £150m to tie him down for another 15 years

 

[dantes]

And now somebody else ain't smiling. Coincidence? Or Lizard impregnation?

Those appear to be prescription drugs. He must be ill.

 

[Insignificance]

I went off to look at his hedge fund out of interest, only to find it wasn't a hedge fund. It was a CTA, which is a shit version of a hedge fund, staffed by people who don't really understand economics but just try to follow the herd. Which explains why he shut it down after they lost money. So our owner, is basically an idiot. He became a billionaire because people invested in his CTA in the days you could charge ridiculous fees. This is mildly concerning, even you would have a better grasp of finance and business than this lizard.

But that doesn't make him happy. Football and Girls with big tits does!!

 

[Woland]

And now somebody else ain't smiling. Coincidence? Or Lizard impregnation?

Phil can smile, anyone can get caught looking less than chuffed. But Henry looks like he never learned how, and when he attempts it it's like someone trying to teach Marvin the paranoid android about joy

 

[Woland]

I went off to look at his hedge fund out of interest, only to find it wasn't a hedge fund. It was a CTA, which is a shit version of a hedge fund, staffed by people who don't really understand economics but just try to follow the herd. Which explains why he shut it down after they lost money. So our owner, is basically an idiot. He became a billionaire because people invested in his CTA in the days you could charge ridiculous fees. This is mildly concerning, even you would have a better grasp of finance and business than this lizard.

I know how he made his dough. He opened up the cds market from the day traders to the institutions, thereby instigating the financial collapse of 2008. I've put the links in here before, ages ago.

 

[Woland]

He also divorced his average looking missus, married his trophy bird and bought the red sox a few minutes later

 

[dantes]

I know how he made his dough. He opened up the cds market from the day traders to the institutions, thereby instigating the financial collapse of 2008. I've put the links in here before, ages ago.

This is interesting. He dropped out of four colleges, and was a redneck working on his dad's farm. He was told to hedge some risk out by selling futures contracts on soybean, and instead decided to buy them and cross his fingers they went up. His jack and the beanstalk levels of idiocy continued from there. Things are starting to reveal themselves and make sense.

 

[dantes]

Oh wow. So while smart hedge fund managers saw the writing on the wall and shorted the market before it tanked, our idiot of an owner saw nothing, convinced big institutions to invest in his CTA, and duly sent them down the shitter because the "price trend" he was blindly following changed.

 

[Mystic]

 

[dantes]

All that means is that our owners are sweating that they might have turned down that much money. So now, when they come back with a bigger offer on deadline day, we'll breathe a massive sigh of relief and bite their hands off.

 

[the count]

Kaveh Solhekol‏Verified account @SkyKaveh 2m2 minutes ago
1/2 Philippe Coutinho would like to move to Barcelona if deal can be done amicably with Liverpool. Would only leave Liverpool for Barcelona


Kaveh Solhekol‏Verified account @SkyKaveh 2m2 minutes ago
2/2 Liverpool say Coutinho not for sale. Barcelona have not contacted LFC since £72m offer was firmly and immediately rejected 18 days ago
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[Oliver Twist]

He also divorced his average looking missus, married his trophy bird and bought the red sox a few minutes later

Well, he clearly saw a protege in Rodgers, then. Minus the Red Sox bit.

 

[HC]

Coutinho wants to leave on good terms with the club , which is good.

As the club don't want to sell him this summer , therefore he stays.

End of.

You can't be hard balled by Leipzig and Southampton only to then roll over then overtures are made for one of yours. Fuck em

 

[FoxForceFive]

Coutinho wants to leave on good terms with the club , which is good.

As the club don't want to sell him this summer , therefore he stays.

End of.

You can't be hard balled by Leipzig and Southampton only to then roll over then overtures are made for one of yours. Fuck em

If anyone can, then it's us.

Not only that, but we'll probably make it sound like we're doing the right thing by the player respecting his wishes, & reference other clubs not doing the same by their payers, expecting them to suddenly see the light & sell us their best players when we try to do the same.

 

[Insignificance]

If anyone can, then it's us.

Not only that, but we'll probably make it sound like we're doing the right thing by the player respecting his wishes, & reference other clubs not doing the same by their payers, expecting them to suddenly see the light & sell us their best players when we try to do the same.

Nah. Suarez wanted to leave on a sour note even, and we made him stay, even Train with the reserves before he had a sensational season with us. So we are not easy to roll over.