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Kvarme for McAteer.
Kvarme for McAteer.
Internationals & Liverpool Legends
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Shit, James on. Expect calamity.
Matthaus played fifteen minutes. Fucking impressive at his age. Absolute legend in the true sense of the word.
Sounds like a high scoring game. I assume Lovren is playing.
5 all. Fair result.
Very entertaining first half, not quite so much the second, but I'd prefer an almost competitive first half & poor second than the usual walking 90 minutes you get in legends games.
Very entertaining first half, not quite so much the second, but I'd prefer an almost competitive first half & poor second than the usual walking 90 minutes you get in legends games.
I went into the shop to buy a Kettle
Hi, I'd like someone to help me choose a Kettle
KenWood?
Wheres he then?
Bob Mortimer.. Legend..
Hi, I'd like someone to help me choose a Kettle
KenWood?
Wheres he then?
Bob Mortimer.. Legend..
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No bone in it apparently.
I think it was some podcast I was listening to the other day, maybe TAW, and they summed it up quite nicely, it's poorly named calling them a "friendly", you are basically announcing that it doesn't matter very much.
Call it an international or a Test match like they do in other sports...
It's been sooooo long since England had a decent team that I've stopped caring about international footy much but even I would want England to win an international test...
It would only make sense - and still be a shit joke - if the set-up was:
"I'd like someone to help me choose a kettle" "or can anybody sell me a kettle?" (neither of which are natural, but anyway), which would then allow "Ken would/ Kenwood" response to make the joke work.
So not only is it a shit joke, you've told it wrong so it doesn't actually work on any level.
"I'd like someone to help me choose a kettle" "or can anybody sell me a kettle?" (neither of which are natural, but anyway), which would then allow "Ken would/ Kenwood" response to make the joke work.
So not only is it a shit joke, you've told it wrong so it doesn't actually work on any level.
Late to the Party..
'I'd like someone to help me choose a Kettle' it's is..
Listen to the Peter Beardsley clip I posted.. Its more on how its was delivered rather than the joke itself..
But tbh the joke Is funny
fucking hell skittles - hope he's ok.
Rumours have it he didnt swallow his tongue, he chewed it and spat it out instead then carried on playing..
The LFCTV coverage of the 'legends' game was a bit pathetic. They were desperately trying to get Alonso to come out with some emotional 'LFC is my life' guff, and he clearly couldn't be arsed, but they kept on asking him stuff in this teenage/needy way and he'd reply, 'Yeah, I like ALL my old clubs'/'Yeah, these fans are great, Bayern fans are great, Real fans are great..'/'Yeah, I like coming back here, I like visiting all my old clubs...'. Get over it, he doesn't care anywhere near as much as you'd like!
Yeah, I was getting that too.
You'd think they'd have got the message when he walked away from their sycophantic presenter mid sentence as he was trying to give him the MOTM award. But no.
Or like when he refused to play for us and orchestrated a transfer.
Hahaha I love how spectrummy you are.
You just typed all that......up there look...
Heh
I take comedy very seriously
You take EVERYthing very seriously. Which is weird, because you don't even care.
You're a juxtaposition wrapped inside a Mish mash wrapped inside an oxymoron
What's even more tragic is that one of my suggested opening lines to make the joke work, is actually what the fucking original joke says in the first place, so all I'm really doing is correcting something that was right to begin with, and was merely transcribed like a spaz by Redninja.
I should know better, really.
Hahaha.
Eeek, that's a proper "gazing into the void moment" right there.
Please don't do that to me again
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