I wanNaby (Under the sea in an Octopus's Garden in the Shade) - Deal Confirmed

[Leo]

Rosco talks sense.
There is some sort of deal struck already and the Leipzig board are saving face by rejecting a few haphazard bids.
He's going to be a Liverpool player by September.
Nothing more certain.
If not I'll buy you all a ticket to next year's werld cup.

 

[reuque]

plays dramatic comeback music, maintains eye contact with Oncy, drops repacked tent on floor, camera angle slowly circles and pans out from above while wind gently brushes hair

 

[FoxForceFive]

plays dramatic comeback music, maintains eye contact with Oncy, drops repacked tent on floor, camera angle slowly circles and pans out from above while wind gently brushes hair

 

[ibromurph]

The Bundesliga transfer record is 63M, when KDB moved to City.

Offering 70m should be the final offer. That league has never seen money like that. Hell, the most Bayern(!) have ever spent is 35.2M (this year!) on Tolisso. That's about the same as Caroll.

 

[LarryHagman]

Hell, the most Bayern(!) have ever spent is 35.2M (this year!) on Tolisso. That's about the same as Caroll.

I was thinking that myself. If he was as good as we're all desperate for him to be, Bayern would have bullied them into a move for about 30Mil.

 

[Mors]

I think our last bid would have been accepted if it was cash up front. There's no point offering 70mill and it being made up of stupid addons, and payments being spread out over years and years.

 

[HC]

I think our last bid would have been accepted if it was cash up front. There's no point offering 70mill and it being made up of stupid addons, and payments being spread out over years and years.

It might be Sissoko but im sure i read about a club looking to sell a player they had bought in the past few years and they payment was structured in a way that meant they (spurs) hadn't actually paid any of the original transfer fee yet.

I guess itll become increasingly common as fees continue to skyrocket.

 

[HC]

Also the Echo and Sky Sports have both said an improved 3rd bid will be made for Keita at some point next week.

 

[Oliver Twist]

What if we buy him and he ends up a bit shit?

 

[Mystic]

Also the Echo and Sky Sports have both said an improved 3rd bid will be made for Keita at some point next week.

Ergh, why wait, just do it now.

 

[Fabio]

Ergh, why wait, just do it now.

We want to impress him by winning the Asia trophy, clearly

 

[Mystic]

What if we buy him and he ends up a bit shit?

 

[Woland]

Ergh, why wait, just do it now.

They're awaiting the outcome of the seance

 

[Oliver Twist]

Why is he telling us where the door is when it is really obvious? Even to my blind man with no eyes from the other thread.

 

[HC]

What if we buy him and he ends up a bit shit?

Odds on one of the leagues big signings will be a heap of shite this season. Its a wheel of fortune as for who that is though

 

[manwithnoname]

Why is he telling us where the door is when it is really obvious? Even to my blind man with no eyes from the other thread.

You remind me of a poster who used to be on here years ago, and was the most resolutely unfunny person I have ever encountered.

Maybe it is you! Are you the poster who used to be called Wilko aka Bilko?

 

[Red Astaire]

I can smell a transfer cooking!

 

[Oliver Twist]

You remind me of a poster who used to be on here years ago, and was the most resolutely unfunny person I have ever encountered.

Maybe it is you! Are you the poster who used to be called Wilko aka Bilko?

Poor the Bren.

Forever melting down, and so on and so forth.

 

[HC]

Wilko was a dour cunt .

Oliver Twist seems far more upbeat

 

[Oliver Twist]

Odds on one of the leagues big signings will be a heap of shite this season. Its a wheel of fortune as for who that is though

I think he'll be great, as it happens.

 

[doctor_mac]

I actually think Oliver and Brendan are becoming a great double-act. Come the apocalypse they'll find themselves curled up together, finally admitting their profound love.

 

[singlerider]

You remind me of a poster who used to be on here years ago, and was the most resolutely unfunny person I have ever encountered.

Maybe it is you! Are you the poster who used to be called Wilko aka Bilko?

Wilko is still here, he's just added a 7 on the end

 

[the count]

Hey Ho lads. Sorry I am a bit late.
I am having trouble working the sat nav and the autobahns were a bit of a struggle.
I would love to invite you all inside but it is actually deceptively small on the inside so maybe it is for the best if nobody comes in.
I SAID NOBODY COMES IN.
Not that I am precious about my personal space or anything.
But you are all welcome to use the outside shower.
You really all should use the outside shower.
But not together.
Sooooo.
How much longer are we going to be here before we bring the lad home?

 

[manwithnoname]

Hey Ho lads. Sorry I am a bit late.
I am having trouble working the sat nav and the autobahns were a bit of a struggle.
I would love to invite you all inside but it is actually deceptively small on the inside so maybe it is for the best if nobody comes in.
I SAID NOBODY COMES IN.
Not that I am precious about my personal space or anything.
But you are all welcome to use the outside shower.
You really all should use the outside shower.
But not together.
Sooooo.
How much longer are we going to be here before we bring the lad home?

That really does not look as if it is "small on the inside", deceptive looks notwithstanding.

 

[the count]

That really does not look as if it is "small on the inside", deceptive looks notwithstanding.

Well its in a bit of a mess inside as well so maybe after I clean it up later, or tomorrow, you can have a look inside.
Through the window.

 

[manwithnoname]

Wilko is still here, he's just added a 7 on the end

Typical Bilko, adding a number to show off and be different.

 

[the count]

Melissa Reddy‏Verified account @MelissaReddy_ 35s36 seconds ago
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#LFC's €75m (£66m) offer for Naby Keita was submitted on Monday. Deal 'practically impossible this summer'

 

[HC]

Melissa reddy is aesthetically preferable to James Pearce and the SSN lot but this definitely flies in the face of the club making a third bid. Why bother if youve been told its simply not going to happen this summer?

I dont think the players preference alone is strong enough to warrant pissing into the wind like this, someone at the club of authority clearly wants to play ball

 

[tombrown]

She has an incredibly annoying voice

 

[the count]

She has an incredibly annoying voice

Don't they all.