I wanNaby (Under the sea in an Octopus's Garden in the Shade) - Deal Confirmed

[HC]

£70m , last one was £66m apparently wasnt it ? Fucking give the cunts £86m get the fucker over the line and move on - that £20m will be recouped when the fucker leads us to glory

 

[Leo]

Yeah it's just role play for dodgy business peoples.

 

[Modo]

Mein gott, bitte sterben

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's not signing yer deluded divs

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

New bid of £71m put in apparently.

 

[FoxForceFive]

*zips up tent & puts earplugs in*

 

[doctor_mac]

This is definitely happening. The Firm and Graeme are all over this. Plus Micky Owen said it was a done deal. Plus Brizzle said it was a done deal. It is on like Donkey Kong.

 

[doctor_mac]

The end is near lads. Lets raid @the counts camper van and find some goodies for a celebration. I'm sure some of its furnishings will be flammable too so we can get the fire going too.

 

[peekay]

This is definitely happening. The Firm and Graeme are all over this. Plus Micky Owen said it was a done deal. Plus Brizzle said it was a done deal. It is on like Donkey Kong.

You missed the most important detail, bongaloid is considering joining your camp. RBL would not dare resist the bongaloid.

 

[darkstarexodus]

The end is near lads. Lets raid @the counts camper van and find some goodies for a celebration. I'm sure some of its furnishings will be flammable too so we can get the fire going too.

Good idea. It's been getting cold out here since we used the last of the fuel to douse that goat and set it ablaze last weekend.

 

[Kay Age El]

No more AFCON during Winter - Let's buy more amazing Africans!!

 

[Red Astaire]

The end is near lads. Lets raid @the counts camper van and find some goodies for a celebration. I'm sure some of its furnishings will be flammable too so we can get the fire going too.

Keep your fucking mitts off @the counts secret stash of beak. I may be off the sauce but I still like a party!

 

[HC]

We need some sort of forum sacrificial lamb to get this one over the line....

 

[Oncy]

This has gone past 50 pages.
Thats a banker that is

 

[Oncy]

What was this?

 

[Modo]

No more AFCON during Winter - Let's buy more amazing Africans!!

now that's just racist...

 

[C/O]

We need some sort of forum sacrificial lamb to get this one over the line....

Fuck it, I'll take one for the team.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

What was this?

Glad I'm not the only one who just sees 'loading tweet'

 

[doctor_mac]

Fuck it, I'll take one for the team.

Nice one – if you just chop off one of your nads and chuck it on the fire whilst we say the special incantations that should get the party started.

 

[Markeh]

Nice one – if you just chop off one of your nads and chuck it on the fire whilst we say the special incantations that should get the party started.

It's going to take more than a ball

 

[Modo]

We should tell them to fuck off and ask them to double it.

 

[doctor_mac]

You want us to pay double for Naby? That isn't good economics.

 

[the count]

Starts up campervan

 

[the count]

Throws plastic bag of flour out window

 

[HC]

Starts up campervan

One simply doesn't just drive out of the @doctor_mac camp...

 

[doctor_mac]

We've already siphoned all the petrol. He'll not get out of the camp in that big thirsty machine. C/O. We'll not be needing your gonads.

 

[tombrown]

This is more on than an onomatopeic onanist in Ontario

 

[the count]

Feels justified in spending the extra money on a prototype hybrid electric/diesel campervan

 

[Red Astaire]

Starts up campervan

Oi! P! I left my stack of midget and clown porn in there!

 

[the count]

Oi! P! I left my stack of midget Porn in there!

Midget porn is for small minded people.