I fucking hate Guardiola

[manwithnoname]

I've always hated Barcelona and their "Mes Que Un Club" bollocks, pretending they're better than anyone and somehow operating on some kind of elevated moral plane to everyone else.

"Look, look we're sponsored by Unicef! Check us out"

Cunts.

So it's no surprise that I fucking hate Guardiola too. What a smug, self-aggrandising, nipple he is.

Sashaying from one richer-than-Croesus superclub to the next, carefully selecting his moves based on chequebooks and superiority, all the while doing his tortuously contrived, humble-don't-look-at-me NO LOOK AT ME!!!! routine, lapping up adulation from the slavering hordes of worshippers just because he doesn't like tackling or something.

And he's a lying cunt, too. At least cunts like Mourinho make it obvious they're cunts. Guardiola pretends he isn't a cunt. Which is worse.

"At today’s prices to have 22 top players you need to find – maybe people don’t believe me – money we don’t have. City are not so different from other clubs. There are salaries we cannot pay. There are transfers we cannot afford. That’s why academies are so important because you must find players of your own.”

What fucking players of your own have you found?

Look at the bravery and trust in youth, the importance of the academy at Arab City:

De Bruyne (£65m), Sterling (£55m), Otamendi (£40m), Ederson (£36m), Walker (£45m), Mendy (£50m), Laporte (£56m), Silva (£45), Danilo (£27m), Stones (£50m), Sane (£45m), Jesus (£30m), Gundogan (£25m), Nolito (£16m), Bravo (£16m), Luiz (£10m)

"Maybe it will happen in the future but so far we have not spent £100m on one player, or £90m or £80m,we cannot pay that right now, they tell me. That is the truth. Of course, we have spent a lot of money, but only the same as other teams"

In less than three years, City have spent - just on the players above - over £600 MILLION POUNDS.

So, yeah. Guardiola is a cunt, and he can fuck off.

 

[Oncy]

Agreed.

 

[Peatcheo]

U ok, hun? x

 

[Oncy]

I didn't put as much effort into my post sorry

 

[Oncy]

U ok, hun? x

Inbox me babe.

 

[Shadey]

If we were owned by Arabs we’d spend that on players I’m sure, Maureen is a bigger cunt though

 

[Oliver Twist]

If we were owned by Arabs we’d spend that on players I’m sure, Maureen is a bigger cunt though

Yep. 100%

Don't mind Guardiola. He spouts shit, of course. But they all do.

 

[Oncy]

I think you're both missing the point.
If we had Pogba in our team we would probably all like him.

But we don't

 

[leftpeg]

Mourinho is 10 times the cunt Guardiola is. Possibly even more so.

 

[manwithnoname]

I think you're both missing the point.
If we had Pogba in our team we would probably all like him.

But we don't

Not 100% sure about that, but he's a good player so maybe yeah. But Balotelli was a similar sort of premium bellend, and I didn't care what he might do, I fucking hated him anyway.

Luckily for my hatred, it wasn't wasted as he was a thick, lazy useless cunt for us. Pogba is far from useless for United.

 

[Silver Sean]

Even if we spent £600 million on players we'd still end up with a shite keeper and some pointless bollocks running around at full back.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

His comments about 'protecting players' after Sane was hacked was ridiculous too ... considering his silence after Aguero's tackle on Luiz last year ... he even ignored the episode the hypocritical whopping thundercunt.

 

[redblack7]

Mourinho is 10 times the cunt Guardiola is. Possibly even more so.

Different kinds of cunts no? Mourinho is a lying,vicious,wannabe hardman scumbag cunt while Guardiola is just a hypocritical ,posing ,smug cunt.

 

[Woland]

He looks like he fucking stinks, and he leers at 14 year old girls

 

[jason]

He looks like he fucking stinks, and he leers at 4 year old girls

He´s a slick slit silky mover. I can see him oiling round the dance floor in a snazzy hat.

 

[Woland]

He looks like he was sculpted from aioli and dipped in a bucket of pubes.

 

[Raz]

Even if we spent £600 million on players we'd still end up with a shite keeper and some pointless bollocks running around at full back.

But imagine the hugs they’d get.

 

[jason]

Different kinds of cunts no? Mourinho is a lying,vicious,wannabe hardman scumbag cunt while Guardiola is just a hypocritical ,posing ,smug cunt.

You left out pretentious. slippery and sly.

 

[redblack7]

You left out pretentious. slippery and sly.

They have all that in common.

 

[HC]

 

[Ryan]

I don't mind him. His team play great football. It's refreshing, even if his 'we're paupers' chat off the pitch certainly isn't.

 

[JohnnyRocket]

I'd love to throw him in as manager of fuckin West Brom or something and see how he gets on

Cheque book manager

 

[Roopy]

Well he did say a while back that he will coach Brescia at some point in his managerial career.

I guess we will have to wait see how that goes for him, they are currently 14th in Serie B...

I personally have nothing against the guy - to say he is a cheque book manager is one thing, but it is incredibly hard to manage a dressing room full of big egos and have them buy into your philosophy & then execute that on the pitch to perfection.

It's simply not as straight forward as saying he is successful due to the money he has at disposal at every club he has been too.

He's a very good manager and a very good coach - just look at the season Sterling is having, he's gone from being Bambi on skates to scoring more goals, creating more goals, and his technical and tactical play has progressed immensely (still hate him though).

He's a perfectionist.

I am so fucking glad he went to City over United.

The same ppl that question Pep are the same ones who still ask "can Messi do it on a cold night in the EPL at Stoke".

 

[juniormember]

Well he did say a while back that he will coach Brescia at some point in his managerial career.

I guess we will have to wait see how that goes for him, they are currently 14th in Serie B...

I personally have nothing against the guy - to say he is a cheque book manager is one thing, but it is incredibly hard to manage a dressing room full of big egos and have them buy into your philosophy & then execute that on the pitch to perfection.

It's simply not as straight forward as saying he is successful due to the money he has at disposal at every club he has been too.

He's a very good manager and a very good coach - just look at the season Sterling is having, he's gone from being Bambi on skates to scoring more goals, creating more goals, and his technical and tactical play has progressed immensely (still hate him though).

He's a perfectionist.

I am so fucking glad he went to City over United.

The same ppl that question Pep are the same ones who still ask "can Messi do it on a cold night in the EPL at Stoke".

If we end up playing against Barca this season, I wonder if we can have Stoke’s stadium registered as our home ground? That’ll teach Messi.

 

[ibromurph]

With money to spend, he's the best manager in the world. I think that's unquestionable now. He's overtaken Jose in that regard.

Without money? We don't know, we've never seen it, but I suspect he's a pretty decent coach still.

Right now, it pisses me off a little how City can spend 50m on Mahrez, as a 6 week Sane replacement. How is anyone supposed to compete with that.. or United spending 500k a week on Sanchez..

The 2 Manchester clubs are in a league of their own financially.

I guess I like a Pep a little more only because he makes Jose cry each time they go head to head and I will never forgive Jose for those time wasting tactics that killed our title dreams. Even if he were still manager of Chelsea, I think i'd dislike him more. The fact he's now United manager. It's a match made in heaven. All my hatred in one bucket.

 

[Y1]

I like him. He is not antagonistic and humble.

If we can get him after Klopp leaves, it will be good. Firstly not likely Klopp will leave soon, nor do I want him to leave. Secondly we have no chance to get hum in.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Money Spent on Defence:

Manchester City = £281m

Latvia = £280m

Bosnia = £250m

Armenia = £225m

Paraguay = £145m

Ghana = £120m


Man City are currently 94th in the world for Defence Budget

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[Fabio]

To be fair, the city youth might be shite. or rather, not good enough to win leagues now

He's given a few a chance though

 

[Halmeister]

I think their youth team is meant to be good. They've ploughed enough money into it, that's for sure.

It's a tough one, though. You can blood one or two maybe every now and again if they're not already at superstar level from the age of 17 without compromising success on the pitch. I think that's what he's doing. But when the expectation is that you win every game and you've got £300m to spend every summer, you're going to go out and splash the cash rather than give Joe Bloggs from Bury a go up top.