Harry Kane

[Halmeister]

It is supposed to be Sloop John B by the Beach Boys. Don't let the shit footy song put you off Pet Sounds which is up there with the best albums of all time.

Fucking hell, they can't even do that right.

 

[Mystic]

It is supposed to be Sloop John B by the Beach Boys. Don't let the shit footy song put you off Pet Sounds which is up there with the best albums of all time.

The Beach Boys are wank mate.

 

[cloggypop]

The Beach Boys are wank mate.

Pet Sounds is boss.

 

[Halmeister]

He's a decent player, but not really great at anything. He's not particularly quick, skilful, powerful or technically great. He works hard while being a well rounded player and it shows how far a good work ethic can get you.

That said, he is the spawniest, luckiest bastard I've ever seen in my life. It's like he went to some bog town in Ireland, bumped into an old gypsy woman and made her do some sort of weird gypsy curse on the rest of the Premiership.

And he's an ugly bastard.

Next season will see if he's truly a premiership quality footballer, or this year's Michael Ricketts.

Look at his second goal today. Are there still any non-believers?

 

[Buddha]

Flat track bully..

 

[Judge Jules]

He's maximising what he's got and making a good job of doing so. Whether he'll be able to carry on in the same vein next season remains to be seen.

 

[Leo]

My mate had 10 quid on him to be top scorer at 750-1 before the season started.
Jammy cunt.

 

[Red Bird]

Just goes to show why you cannot always go through the route of buying top players. If Soldado hadn't bombed, this lad would not have had a chance at Spurs and it took Sherwood (who had coached him in the youth team) to know that he was a good prospect.

 

[cloggypop]

Tim Sherwood's success rate for bringing youth players into the first team is 62.433%.

Impressive.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Yeah. I'm not gonna be a hater. Kane is really good.
Unfortunately.

 

[red_maradona]

Look at his second goal today. Are there still any non-believers?

If this was his second consecutive season of 20+ goals, then I would be silly to be a non-believer. However, the premier league is littered with one season wonders. Let's see how he fares next season before thinking he is the messiah.

 

[Red Astaire]

He's good. It's annoying that he is. He still looks and talks like a chinless fucking mong with stupid coiffed hair. I fucking hate all things Spurs so please allow a smidge of vitriol.

 

[cloggypop]

Chinless? Have you seen the size of the fucking thing! It's that big it drags his mouth open permanently due to the laws of gravity.

 

[Red Astaire]

Chinless? Have you seen the size of the fucking thing! It's that big it drags his mouth open permanently due to the laws of gravity.

Well maybe on reflection he does have a bit of the Jimmy Hill about him. He still looks like a cunt though.

 

[Oncy]

If they ever remake Steptoe and Son hes a shoe in for Steptoe.

 

[mom]

Flash in the pan

 

[Squiggles]

He's clearly very good. He has fired up a very average Spurs side to CL contention, but I can't help but feel his stats make him look a lot better than he has been. A lot of his goals have been very fortunate. Going to wait until next season until I judge him properly.

 

[Mystic]

He quite possibly could be very good, but I'm going to wait until at least this time next season before deciding that.

 

[gkmacca]

His PR advisors should try to ensure that he never does any more TV interviews. They should hide him away inbetween matches.

 

[Halmeister]

I think he is a good player that is benefiting from a good run of form, confidence and some luck. But then you could argue you make your own luck. I think he's a 10-15 goal a season striker at his level. But yeah, he is riding that spawn wave at the moment.

That interview on MOTD was classic Kane. It reminded me of Lil Kevin from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Dee is dating a retard.

 

[the count]

Flash in the pan

He is waiting on a train

 

[Oncy]

His PR advisors should try to ensure that he never does any more TV interviews. They should hide him away inbetween matches.

Or at least put a pan down to catch the dribble.

 

[singlerider]

Or at least put a pan down to catch the dribble.

Saw him interviewed on MOTD for the first time last night.

He really does come across as exceptionally thick, doesn't he? I mean, even by footballer standards, he's a cut above (or should that be below?)

 

[mom]

He is waiting on a train

Had to google that one.

 

[Judge Jules]

Saw him interviewed on MOTD for the first time last night.

He really does come across as exceptionally thick, doesn't he? I mean, even by footballer standards, he's a cut above (or should that be below?)

He's not a patch on Agbonlahor though. Every time I see that poor, dense knuckledragger I wonder what gutter he's have slid into if it weren't for football.