[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=48180.msg1458541#msg1458541 date=1325890760]
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=48180.msg1458531#msg1458531 date=1325890623]
Gutted?
My oven is broken, so I bought Steak for tea. Stupid twat.
HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THE CHIPS??? Fat square white non-heating bastard.
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Oven chips are the spawn of Satan.
All chips go in the deep fat fryer, or they ain't worth eating. Proper chips or none at all.
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Not when you don't have any vegetable oil Jon, for fucks sake. My spittle ain't going to cook the fuckers. I misread the situation, and am paying now.
Fuck.
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=48180.msg1458531#msg1458531 date=1325890623]
Gutted?
My oven is broken, so I bought Steak for tea. Stupid twat.
HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THE CHIPS??? Fat square white non-heating bastard.
[/quote]
Oven chips are the spawn of Satan.
All chips go in the deep fat fryer, or they ain't worth eating. Proper chips or none at all.
[/quote]
Not when you don't have any vegetable oil Jon, for fucks sake. My spittle ain't going to cook the fuckers. I misread the situation, and am paying now.
Fuck.