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Gerrard Rumours

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[quote author=Fabio Alrighty-o link=topic=39898.msg1091571#msg1091571 date=1271943041]

I'd still give her a sound ramming
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She looks like the sort of woman these spamming cunts on facebook use to try and add you as a friend and call themselves Vera or Dorothy or something.

Erm friend request rejected.
 
I don't want to believe this.

Suddenly Frank Lampard, Ashley Cole et all appear as solid guys, if this were true.
 
I don't envy Capello having to pick out a captain.

He should probably give it to Rooney and be done with it.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=39898.msg1091609#msg1091609 date=1271946651]
I don't envy Capello having to pick out a captain.

He should probably give it to Rooney and be done with it.
[/quote]Johnson - Thief
Gerrard - Assault, infidelity
Rooney - Prostitution
Rio - druggie
Terry - Thug, infidelity, corruption
Cole - infidelity, gay phone sex
Lennon - shite eyebrows.....
 
[quote author=Fabio Alrighty-o link=topic=39898.msg1091575#msg1091575 date=1271943331]
[quote author=Fabio Alrighty-o link=topic=39898.msg1091571#msg1091571 date=1271943041]

I'd still give her a sound ramming
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39898.msg1091615#msg1091615 date=1271947173]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=39898.msg1091609#msg1091609 date=1271946651]
I don't envy Capello having to pick out a captain.

He should probably give it to Rooney and be done with it.
[/quote]Johnson - Thief
Gerrard - Assault, infidelity
Rooney - Prostitution
Rio - druggie
Terry - Thug, infidelity, corruption
Cole - infidelity, gay phone sex
Lennon - shite eyebrows.....
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Captain Emile it is then.
 
[quote author=My_Blood_Bleeds_Red link=topic=39898.msg1091617#msg1091617 date=1271947320]
[quote author=Fabio Alrighty-o link=topic=39898.msg1091575#msg1091575 date=1271943331]
[quote author=Fabio Alrighty-o link=topic=39898.msg1091571#msg1091571 date=1271943041]

I'd still give her a sound ramming
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She would get pumped.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39898.msg1091615#msg1091615 date=1271947173]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=39898.msg1091609#msg1091609 date=1271946651]
I don't envy Capello having to pick out a captain.

He should probably give it to Rooney and be done with it.
[/quote]Johnson - Thief
Gerrard - Assault, infidelity
Rooney - Prostitution
Rio - druggie
Terry - Thug, infidelity, corruption
Cole - infidelity, gay phone sex
Lennon - shite eyebrows.....
[/quote]

Lampard - Dead Mum
 
Ugh. She - if it is a she - is seriously freaky.

Re the rumours, it's the 'Derby County' reference that makes them implausible. Why would Alex go for a Championship player?

I'd fucking ruin that. She's ACE!
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=39898.msg1091621#msg1091621 date=1271947526]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39898.msg1091615#msg1091615 date=1271947173]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=39898.msg1091609#msg1091609 date=1271946651]
I don't envy Capello having to pick out a captain.

He should probably give it to Rooney and be done with it.
[/quote]Johnson - Thief
Gerrard - Assault, infidelity
Rooney - Prostitution
Rio - druggie
Terry - Thug, infidelity, corruption
Cole - infidelity, gay phone sex
Lennon - shite eyebrows.....
[/quote]

Lampard - Dead Mum
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lol..

great timing!

*doffs hat
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=39898.msg1091628#msg1091628 date=1271948678]
Ugh. She - if it is a she - is seriously freaky.

Re the rumours, it's the 'Derby County' reference that makes them implausible. Why would Alex go for a Championship player?

I'd fucking ruin that. She's ACE!
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Went round The City yesterday morning if Im not wrong Brendan - either the court rumours are true, or some Bluenose traders didnt fancy doing any work.

I thought someone was mentioning the additional elements of "babysitter" and "McEvely" to spruce up the story.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=39898.msg1091615#msg1091615 date=1271947173]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=39898.msg1091609#msg1091609 date=1271946651]
I don't envy Capello having to pick out a captain.

He should probably give it to Rooney and be done with it.
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Gerrard - infidelity

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what?
 
Not the best source but the missus was on popbitch and that has the above rumour as well, obviously the don't name the person.
 
I just got a text from my bluenose mate:

From the same bloke who reported the John Terry thing 2 days before it got out! Steven Gerrard is moving abroad this summer because his wife is shagging a Derby County player and he’s also got a 16 year old pregnant and she’s keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he is going. He is in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn’t kick him out the England world cup squad.
 
[quote author=Dahuge link=topic=39898.msg1092171#msg1092171 date=1272015711]
Not the best source but the missus was on popbitch and that has the above rumour as well, obviously the don't name the person.
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That's probably where Brendan got it from.
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=39898.msg1092191#msg1092191 date=1272017580]
I just got a text from my bluenose mate:

From the same bloke who reported the John Terry thing 2 days before it got out! Steven Gerrard is moving abroad this summer because his wife is shagging a Derby County player and he’s also got a 16 year old pregnant and she’s keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he is going. He is in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn’t kick him out the England world cup squad.

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I saw that text almost word-for-word on caughtoffside.com
 
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=39898.msg1092193#msg1092193 date=1272017615]
[quote author=Dahuge link=topic=39898.msg1092171#msg1092171 date=1272015711]
Not the best source but the missus was on popbitch and that has the above rumour as well, obviously the don't name the person.
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That's probably where Brendan got it from.
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It isn't actually.
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=39898.msg1092194#msg1092194 date=1272017682]
Taxi drivers in Liverpool are doing a roaring trade!
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I fucking hate Liverpool taxi drivers.
 
[quote author=Tal link=topic=39898.msg1092195#msg1092195 date=1272017691]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=39898.msg1092191#msg1092191 date=1272017580]
I just got a text from my bluenose mate:

From the same bloke who reported the John Terry thing 2 days before it got out! Steven Gerrard is moving abroad this summer because his wife is shagging a Derby County player and he’s also got a 16 year old pregnant and she’s keeping it. Apparently everyone in Liverpool has already accepted that he is going. He is in court at the moment trying to stop it all coming out so Capello doesn’t kick him out the England world cup squad.

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I saw that text almost word-for-word on caughtoffside.com
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Good.

I thought it was a pile of shite myself. It is World cup year afterall! The papers invent allsorts to try and create unrest in the England Camp.

Behind England all the way? Are they shite. Fucking media.
 
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