For Sale

[Sunny]

One Liverpool Season Ticket for 2010-2011 season. Kop Grandstand.


The successful applicant must be prepared to travel in cold and wet weather and possess a hardy resistance to such climates. They will possess an unfounded cheery demeanour which will soon be removed and constant blind faith would also be beneficial. Poor eyesight would be a distinct advantage as would being open to descend into result induced alcoholism. Applicant must also be prepared to completely waste their money and should not expect any kind of value return on monies spent. Debating skills and the ability to swear and curse are essential attributes. Willingness to bring on premature baldness via stress or hair tearing is also an advantageous attribute. Rattles and jester hats are not provided nor are they encouraged. From time to time you should be expected to find and acquire tickets for those stupid enough willing to travel great distances to fulfill childhood dreams and become quickly and massively deflated.

Would suit people suffering from insomnia or other sleep disorders. Those with self harming/suicidal tendencies need not apply

 

[The Nomad]

I'll start the bidding at £2

 

[Oncy]

You bastard Sunny. I thought you liked me.

 

[Insignificance]

1.85£ (I assume the bidding goes that way)

 

[ILD]

Did Ross get that job in Liverpool? Sell it to him Sunny.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

When do we have to pay for next season's seasy Sean?

 

[Sunny]

June normally. I think Liverpool should refund us for this season. Faulty goods and all that

 

[Fallon]

Christ, are you seriously giving it up Sunny? Rafa's reign can't last forever mate, the club can.

 

[darkstarexodus]

This thread makes me really sad.

 

[Garmy]

🙁

 

[Fabio]

This thread makes me laugh. In an out loud kind of way.

If only i could express it better

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=38449.msg1033573#msg1033573 date=1263467938]
One Liverpool Season Ticket for 2010-2011 season. Kop Grandstand.


The successful applicant must be prepared to travel in cold and wet weather and possess a hardy resistance to such climates. They will possess an unfounded cheery demeanour which will soon be removed and constant blind faith would also be beneficial. Poor eyesight would be a distinct advantage as would being open to descend into result induced alcoholism. Applicant must also be prepared to completely waste their money and should not expect any kind of value return on monies spent. Debating skills and the ability to swear and curse are essential attributes. Willingness to bring on premature baldness via stress or hair tearing is also an advantageous attribute. Rattles and jester hats are not provided nor are they encouraged. From time to time you should be expected to find and acquire tickets for those stupid enough willing to travel great distances to fulfill childhood dreams, become quickly and massively deflated and get to sit next to The Sheik.

Would suit people suffering from insomnia or other sleep disorders. Those with self harming/suicidal tendencies need not apply
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[quote author=Mr_V link=topic=38449.msg1033581#msg1033581 date=1263468262]
I'll start the bidding at £2

Oh. I missed the bit about sitting next to Liam first time round. Make that 50p.
[/quote]

*Titty lip*

 

[Dreambeliever]

Are you selling for just next season or for good Sunny?

 

[Sunny]

I'm not selling my season ticket DB. I was just pissing about. Fuckin el it's the only time I get out for a bevvy these days.

 

[Dreambeliever]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=38449.msg1034573#msg1034573 date=1263553999]
I'm not selling my season ticket DB. I was just pissing about. Fuckin el it's the only time I get out for a bevvy these days.
[/quote]

We really need a sarcasm font!

;D

 

[Squiggles]

You can just imagine DB sat on the Kop with a smug, ecstatic grin on his face, revelling in the misery, while everyone else has their head in their hands.

 

[Dreambeliever]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38449.msg1034612#msg1034612 date=1263555461]
You can just imagine DB sat on the Kop with a smug, ecstatic grin on his face, revelling in the misery, while everyone else has their head in their hands.


[/quote]

I f*cking hate every lose as much as the next fan. Just because I've been realistic for 2 years now and saw this coming doesn't mean I take any joy in it.

FFS.

 

[Squiggles]

[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=38449.msg1034636#msg1034636 date=1263556221]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38449.msg1034612#msg1034612 date=1263555461]
You can just imagine DB sat on the Kop with a smug, ecstatic grin on his face, revelling in the misery, while everyone else has their head in their hands.


[/quote]

I f*cking hate every lose as much as the next fan. Just because I've been realistic for 2 years now and saw this coming doesn't mean I take any joy in it.

FFS.
[/quote]

'I'm enjoying this season more than last'.

 

[manwithnoname]

I can't believe that anyone would give up a season ticket, or stop going *the match* at the weekend

Call yourselves fans?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Unless you couldn't afford it.

 

[manwithnoname]

There is no excuse for giving up your season ticket

'Oooh, I have kids!'

'Oh woe, I can't afford it!'

"Oh no! I have discovered that I love spending time with my loved ones to be more important and rewarding!'

Oh yeah.

*Whatever*

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Eh?

 

[manwithnoname]

LFC should be your life!

What could be more fucking important you cunt?!!

 

[livvy145]

Jamo?

 

[manwithnoname]

At. Last.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Haha. Oh yeah. Soz. A bit slow tonight (no funny quips thanks).

 

[Spionkop69]

[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=38449.msg1034636#msg1034636 date=1263556221]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38449.msg1034612#msg1034612 date=1263555461]
You can just imagine DB sat on the Kop with a smug, ecstatic grin on his face, revelling in the misery, while everyone else has their head in their hands.


[/quote]

I f*cking hate every lose as much as the next fan. Just because I've been realistic for 2 years now and saw this coming doesn't mean I take any joy in it.

FFS.
[/quote]

Can you please stop telling us how you saw this coming. Its as tedious as Rage.

 

[manwithnoname]

*frowns very very deeply*