Whilst your bowel movements are fascinating to us all @Woland - Can we stay on topic? The bogs in the Harry are not nearly as bad as they are in the Albert #justsayin..
First Anfield match day experience
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Wow .....................the dinner conversation in the Brown household .............wow .............stimulating
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Genuinely though, beer gives me the shits. I mean I probably shouldn't own a brewery. But anyways if I'm out with the missus or in a relaxed environment I don't usually get a beer, but when you're going the match with a gang it's just too complicated so I just get whatever shite lager everyone else is getting to keep the round simple because just getting to the bar can be a small victory.
Of all the drugs I've ever taken, and I've taken pretty much all of them, imodium is my best friend.
Of all the drugs I've ever taken, and I've taken pretty much all of them, imodium is my best friend.
Ok you keep the imodium - I'll keep the smack ;-)
Hey @Adam Shepherdson, welcome to 6cm.
You asked about the atmosphere at a pre-season friendly and got plenty of memories and/or advice about taking a dump.
Classic.
You asked about the atmosphere at a pre-season friendly and got plenty of memories and/or advice about taking a dump.
Classic.
Mate I was getting fed cocaine by some decent bird on Sunday morning and it took until today to shit properly. I nearly quit at work today cos I was that angry at the poodle stuck in my intestines
Am gonna come back to see the fam in the UK btw if anyone hears of spares for Burnley let me know.
Tho I'm afraid our Big Nat will score the winner for them
Tho I'm afraid our Big Nat will score the winner for them
@Adam Shepherdson - Back on topic. First time at Anfield? For me mine was special because I met the King and Aldo in the car park (Jan Molby nearly ran over my cousin!) The red tribe are the soundest and most accommodating of souls. My Uncle who took me that day (8th April '89) told everyone within earshot it my first time at Anfield and they all started teaching me the songs.... My Uncle bought me a posh pin from the stands out front. Do that. When you walk up the steps to your seat you'll gawp in wonder. Top Tip. If it's your first time (or whoever is going with you) Hang out in the concourse for a bit before kick off. Let Anfield fill up. Then a few mins before the whistle.... That's the time to walk up. You'll know what I mean. Nothing else is quite like it.
You only shit once a day? I’m three times a day. Maybe I need to go to the doctor.
Sounds like you have an allergy to something in the beer!
Is that the inspiration for the tag line under your username?
I defo am yeah. Which is a shame cos I love the stuff
Maybe get an allergy test and it might not be all beers. Just the ones you love!
At least you won’t have to deal with a scouser pissing down the rolled up programme in your pocket. Miss those days. Farts and fag smoke and rivers of piss rolling down the Kop.
At least there’s nachos now though eh?
At least there’s nachos now though eh?
In an unedifying sense I really wish I could have experienced stuff like this
What someone pissing into your pocket?
More like I'd like to laugh at it happening to my mate
It’s weirdly common actually. I found that out in rehab/dry out retreat😉 A couple of the soaks blamed wheat allergy on their progression from beer to neat Vodka. As an example of alcoholism denial goes that was a beaut…. I remember when the dude piped up that excuse some other grizzled soak retorted “In my case it was all the dog’s fault” which given the rather serious nature of why we were all there was pretty funny at the time. 😀
The Sandon then?
Taggys most likely. Or may venture further out to County Road. Mind you you've gotta be in the ground about three hours before kick off now haven't you ?
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