Fernando Torres threatens to tell 'true story' of Liverpool FC exit

[LarryHagman]

[quote author=RedZeppelin link=topic=47561.msg1427606#msg1427606 date=1321571808]
Ah for fuck sake , now I've got "crocodile shoes" stuck in my head , and it's being sung by Gazza !!
[/quote]

I had the one where he says "She's lying" in the chorus.

But now, thanks to you, its Crocodile Shoes.

 

[jan]

[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427505#msg1427505 date=1321566301]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1427484#msg1427484 date=1321565090]
Torres and suarez would have won us the league.
[/quote]

This team:

Reina

Arbeloa Carra Agger Enrique

Mascherano Alonso
Gerrard
Kuyt Suarez
Torres

Would have won us the league.
[/quote]

Reina
C.Ronaldo Carra Terry Riise
Lucas Xavi Gerrard
Balotelli C.Ronaldo Balotelli
Balotelli

I think this one could have won us the league even earlier

 

[RedZeppelin]

Jan is chasing Modo all around this place and bitch slapping him silly . Well trying to . Modo probably likes it .

 

[ILD]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47561.msg1427662#msg1427662 date=1321575112]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47561.msg1427597#msg1427597 date=1321571397]
In hindsight getting 50M for him was a wonderful bit of business, so credit to Comolli or whoever got that through.

Leaving aside the fact that we fucking blew it all on Jimmy Nail.
[/quote]


HAHAHAHAHA, very good Ryan.
[/quote]

Ha, I like this kinda shit.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=ILD link=topic=47561.msg1427724#msg1427724 date=1321594222]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47561.msg1427662#msg1427662 date=1321575112]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47561.msg1427597#msg1427597 date=1321571397]
In hindsight getting 50M for him was a wonderful bit of business, so credit to Comolli or whoever got that through.

Leaving aside the fact that we fucking blew it all on Jimmy Nail.
[/quote]


HAHAHAHAHA, very good Ryan.
[/quote]

Ha, I like this kinda shit.
[/quote]

Big Dunc wasn't working. But Jimmy Nail is hilarious.

 

[Woland]

I recently stumbled on this review of Pat Roach's autobiography:

This review is from: If: The Pat Roach Story (Paperback)
I am a big Auf Wiedersehen fan and loved Pat Roach.
This was so poorly written and really did not get over
Pat`s views and Feelings. It went off at tangents and
talked about really unrelated things. I really don`t want to
know about Canals.

Which kinda made me want to read it.

 

[Mystic]

Torres I was just starting to like you again, please don't start mouthing off again. Oh, come home for a cheeky 15m yeh?

 

[Rosco]

What can he tell us that we don't know ?

I know the story was spun that we didn't want him to leave and our hand was forced etc, but we all really know the club were quite happy to sell him don't we ?

 

[peterhague]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47561.msg1427864#msg1427864 date=1321610452]
What can he tell us that we don't know ?

I know the story was spun that we didn't want him to leave and our hand was forced etc, but we all really know the club were quite happy to sell him don't we ?
[/quote]

i'm with you for once on this one, brother Rosco.

 

[Mystic]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47561.msg1427864#msg1427864 date=1321610452]
What can he tell us that we don't know ?

I know the story was spun that we didn't want him to leave and our hand was forced etc, but we all really know the club were quite happy to sell him don't we ?
[/quote]

I do think he pushed for a move, one he ultimately regrets, but I don't think anyone is under the illusion that the club fell victim to him backstabbing us.

 

[Modo]

Re: Re: Fernando Torres threatens to tell 'true story' of Liverpool FC exit

[quote author=jan link=topic=47561.msg1427713#msg1427713 date=1321592834]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427505#msg1427505 date=1321566301]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1427484#msg1427484 date=1321565090]
Torres and suarez would have won us the league.
[/quote]

This team:

Reina

Arbeloa Carra Agger Enrique

Mascherano Alonso
Gerrard
Kuyt Suarez
Torres

Would have won us the league.
[/quote]

Reina
C.Ronaldo Carra Terry Riise
Lucas Xavi Gerrard
Balotelli C.Ronaldo Balotelli
Balotelli

I think this one could have won us the league even earlier
[/quote]
Point was we probably were two signings away from winning the league.
Why be a cunt about it.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=47561.msg1427361#msg1427361 date=1321556753]
I no longer give a fuck. Move on Fernando. We have.
[/quote]

technically we haven't as we can't hit the broad side of a barn.



I refuse to say 'neither can he' two days before we play them.

 

[Insignificance]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=47561.msg1427951#msg1427951 date=1321616439]
[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=47561.msg1427361#msg1427361 date=1321556753]
I no longer give a fuck. Move on Fernando. We have.
[/quote]

technically we haven't as we can't hit the broad side of a barn.



I refuse to say 'neither can he' two days before we play them.
[/quote]

Of course we have. You can get over your ex even if you dont have a new steady good shag... You just adjust to a new life 🙂

 

[Insignificance]

Maybe he comes out saying it is a part of a bigger plan on how to weaken Chelsea?

 

[themn]

[quote author=jan link=topic=47561.msg1427713#msg1427713 date=1321592834]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427505#msg1427505 date=1321566301]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1427484#msg1427484 date=1321565090]
Torres and suarez would have won us the league.
[/quote]

This team:

Reina

Arbeloa Carra Agger Enrique

Mascherano Alonso
Gerrard
Kuyt Suarez
Torres

Would have won us the league.
[/quote]

Reina
C.Ronaldo Carra Terry Riise
Lucas Xavi Gerrard
Balotelli C.Ronaldo Balotelli
Balotelli

I think this one could have won us the league even earlier
[/quote]

Can someone explain this please ?

 

[Skullflower]

Re: Re: Fernando Torres threatens to tell 'true story' of Liverpool FC exit

[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427900#msg1427900 date=1321612659]
[quote author=jan link=topic=47561.msg1427713#msg1427713 date=1321592834]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427505#msg1427505 date=1321566301]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1427484#msg1427484 date=1321565090]
Torres and suarez would have won us the league.
[/quote]

This team:

Reina

Arbeloa Carra Agger Enrique

Mascherano Alonso
Gerrard
Kuyt Suarez
Torres

Would have won us the league.
[/quote]

Reina
C.Ronaldo Carra Terry Riise
Lucas Xavi Gerrard
Balotelli C.Ronaldo Balotelli
Balotelli

I think this one could have won us the league even earlier
[/quote]
Point was we probably were two signings away from winning the league.
Why be a cunt about it.
[/quote]

we never buy those 2 extra players we need. we need that now and i bet we don't. we wait till we fall apart and then buy them after some of our best players have left.

 

[Modo]

Re: Re: Fernando Torres threatens to tell 'true story' of Liverpool FC exit

[quote author=themn link=topic=47561.msg1428092#msg1428092 date=1321627811]
[quote author=jan link=topic=47561.msg1427713#msg1427713 date=1321592834]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427505#msg1427505 date=1321566301]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1427484#msg1427484 date=1321565090]
Torres and suarez would have won us the league.
[/quote]

This team:

Reina

Arbeloa Carra Agger Enrique

Mascherano Alonso
Gerrard
Kuyt Suarez
Torres

Would have won us the league.
[/quote]

Reina
C.Ronaldo Carra Terry Riise
Lucas Xavi Gerrard
Balotelli C.Ronaldo Balotelli
Balotelli

I think this one could have won us the league even earlier
[/quote]

Can someone explain this please ?
[/quote]
It's just Jan acting out his erectile dysfunction .

 

[Modo]

Re: Re: Re: Fernando Torres threatens to tell 'true story' of Liverpool FC exit

[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1428147#msg1428147 date=1321633354]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427900#msg1427900 date=1321612659]
[quote author=jan link=topic=47561.msg1427713#msg1427713 date=1321592834]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=47561.msg1427505#msg1427505 date=1321566301]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=47561.msg1427484#msg1427484 date=1321565090]
Torres and suarez would have won us the league.
[/quote]

This team:

Reina

Arbeloa Carra Agger Enrique

Mascherano Alonso
Gerrard
Kuyt Suarez
Torres

Would have won us the league.
[/quote]

Reina
C.Ronaldo Carra Terry Riise
Lucas Xavi Gerrard
Balotelli C.Ronaldo Balotelli
Balotelli

I think this one could have won us the league even earlier
[/quote]
Point was we probably were two signings away from winning the league.
Why be a cunt about it.
[/quote]

we never buy those 2 extra players we need. we need that now and i bet we don't. we wait till we fall apart and then buy them after some of our best players have left.
[/quote]
Exactly

 

[Mistadobalina]

Ideally we will put the shits up Torres in the opening stages and he will go missing and show the amount of heart he did for Liverpool for the last 18 months of his 120,000 pound a week contract he had here. Carra really does not like him much. Get him clattered, hard. Let's hope you are up to it.

 

[Cerberus]

[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=47561.msg1428172#msg1428172 date=1321635532]
Ideally we will put the shits up Torres in the opening stages and he will go missing and show the amount of heart he did for Liverpool for the last 18 months of his 120,000 pound a week contract he had here. Carra really does not like him much. Get him clattered, hard. Let's hope you are up to it.
[/quote]

Agger needs to reaquaint his elbow with El Cuntlord's face.

 

[Mistadobalina]

I hope he does tell his story. I'm dying to know why he stopped trying.