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Everton jokes
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Goodison Park.
Haha.
They're to "contribute" to a Facebook thread entitled "Liverpool Relegation Party" which some tosser's put on my cousin's Wall.
They're to "contribute" to a Facebook thread entitled "Liverpool Relegation Party" which some tosser's put on my cousin's Wall.
What happens after Everton with the Champions League?
The XBox gets turned off.
The XBox gets turned off.
A Burglary was recently committed at Everton’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.
The Police are looking for a man in possession of a blue carpet.
The Police are looking for a man in possession of a blue carpet.
How many evertonians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and blame it all on Heysel.
None, they just sit in the dark and blame it all on Heysel.
Parading Sylvester Stallone.
A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions.
To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, ‘For example, do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?’
She replies “Of course i do! He's at Goodison Park watching Everton…..’.
To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, ‘For example, do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?’
She replies “Of course i do! He's at Goodison Park watching Everton…..’.
I met this really sexy woman last night. I took her home and she said in a sultry voice “I want you to humiliate me.â€
So i made her wear an Everton shirt!
So i made her wear an Everton shirt!
A little boy took his parents to court because he did not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge said to him “So why don’t you want to live with your dad?â€
“Because he beats me†said the little boy.
“Why don’t you want to live with your mum then?†asked the judge.
Because she beats me as well.
“Oh†said the judge “Well who would you like to live with then?â€
The little boy replied†I would like to live with Everton, because they don’t bat anyone!!â€
“Because he beats me†said the little boy.
“Why don’t you want to live with your mum then?†asked the judge.
Because she beats me as well.
“Oh†said the judge “Well who would you like to live with then?â€
The little boy replied†I would like to live with Everton, because they don’t bat anyone!!â€
I like how they bid small amounts for players well out of their reach, then when they're inevitably rejected they say "look, we're trying to get big name players!".
Does anyone still have that a-z of everton facts? That was superb.
Does anyone still have that a-z of everton facts? That was superb.
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