Which one? They have so many.
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Which one? They have so many.
Haha haha. Steve Bruce.
This has happened twice now with Rooney, hasn't it? Mind you, if he's back playing again in 6 weeks, then it should be fine. Wonder how United will get on without him?
Unfortunately, it means Martial in the 9 - which is his strongest position ... I think they'll do better because of the magic he (I wanted to call him a twat, but he comes off like such a good, down to earth guy) possesses.
Have to agree. If they get properly back on track he could be really big for them, more's the pity.
Talking of England, I saw this today and I genuinely couldn't name three players. Second from right - who's that gormless fucker? Third from left? The short bloke in the middle I think is a tottenham player, Kyle walker or Naughton or something. I got the rest, though.
Second from right is Gibbs and I think third from left may be Bertrand. The short@rse in the middle beats me too, though with Hodgson casting his net so flippin wide it could be his neighbourhood postie.
Yeah, I meant Walker. Although I had to look twice at Barkley too.
Talking of England, I saw this today and I genuinely couldn't name three players. Second from right - who's that gormless fucker? Third from left? The short bloke in the middle I think is a tottenham player, Kyle walker or Naughton or something. I got the rest, though.
Left to right:
Cahill, Lallana, Bertrand, Michael Smalling, Hart, Walker, Kane, Barkley, Delle Ali, Jones, Gibbs, Voldemort
He's pulling a rather odd face is Voldy. Whereas you can almost SEE Phil Jones thinking "must not pull stupid face, must NOT pull stupid face, God I look like I'm off my head on really strong pills in most photos, maybe if I just hold my breath for 30 seconds and keep everything rock solid.... I think I might faint....Oh well that would be just fucking typical, wouldn't it? The media would love that! It'll be all the Twitter in minutes I bet you haha silly phil jones and his stupid face faints at photo shoot"
Josemi.
Talking of England, I saw this today and I genuinely couldn't name three players. Second from right - who's that gormless fucker? Third from left? The short bloke in the middle I think is a tottenham player, Kyle walker or Naughton or something. I got the rest, though.
Fuck me, this looks like the X Factors take on So Solid Crew.
Chris's sh!t younger brother, sneaking in for a laugh?
haha, no. Van Gaal calls him Michael for some reason, thought I'd carry on that tradition.
Fair enoughski.
*has the Pedersen flashback from the Bolton game*
Update: Josemi is due to reach the byline next Saturday.
Some Bolton fans had evolved thumbs by the time Josemi got to the edge of the penalty area. And Pedersen had been dead for a hundred years.
Talking of England, I saw this today and I genuinely couldn't name three players. Second from right - who's that gormless fucker? Third from left? The short bloke in the middle I think is a tottenham player, Kyle walker or Naughton or something. I got the rest, though.
Baggy waistcoats - a foul fashion. And they'd be better off with brown shoes. Horrible suits worn by idiots.
Danny Ings.
Walcott surely
Nor can most of them write, I suspect.
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