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Dirk Kuyt is shit

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I love him now. This performance has made me a believer again. I do however expect 4 iffy performances, then i'll find him a nuisance again.

and that is Kuyt in a microcosm
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=44451.msg1295885#msg1295885 date=1299433606]
great thread.
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You fucking love it X
 
..... and to be fair, if I have to put up with this shit everytime Super Danny Agger strings three games together, or Ryan Babel manages to get past a player, I think I can have a laugh when Kuyt puts three past the team who's top of the league and managed by the biggest prick in football.

Because he's a shit player.
 
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..... and to be fair, if I have to put up with this shit everytime Super Danny Agger strings three games together, or Ryan Babel manages to get past a player, I think I can have a laugh when Kuyt puts three past the team who's top of the league and managed by the biggest prick in football.

Because he's a shit player.
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Good point.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44451.msg1295902#msg1295902 date=1299434191]
..... and to be fair, if I have to put up with this shit everytime Super Danny Agger strings three games together, or Ryan Babel manages to get past a player, I think I can have a laugh when Kuyt puts three past the team who's top of the league and managed by the biggest prick in football.

Because he's a shit player.
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but everyone has to put up with that. everyone gives players stick and everyone loves certain players. Doesn't mean high horses can be mounted when your rated player plays well
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44451.msg1295902#msg1295902 date=1299434191]
..... and to be fair, if I have to put up with this shit everytime Super Danny Agger strings three games together, or Ryan Babel manages to get past a player, I think I can have a laugh when Kuyt puts three past the team who's top of the league and managed by the biggest prick in football.

Because he's a shit player.
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but everyone has to put up with that. everyone gives players stick and everyone loves certain players. Doesn't mean high horses can be mounted when your rated player plays well
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Yeah but he didn't just play well, he put three past them shite.
 
And just for the record, I'm really not trying to be a cunt, I just love Dirk. No he's not the greatest player in the World, but he's full of beans, never gives up, plays well in big games and clearly loves the club.

In light of recent events, I think that's enough reason to love the ugly cunt.
 
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[quote author=Fabio link=topic=44451.msg1295908#msg1295908 date=1299434347]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44451.msg1295902#msg1295902 date=1299434191]
..... and to be fair, if I have to put up with this shit everytime Super Danny Agger strings three games together, or Ryan Babel manages to get past a player, I think I can have a laugh when Kuyt puts three past the team who's top of the league and managed by the biggest prick in football.

Because he's a shit player.
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but everyone has to put up with that. everyone gives players stick and everyone loves certain players. Doesn't mean high horses can be mounted when your rated player plays well
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Yeah but he didn't just play well, he put three past them shite.
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i know, he was magnificent. But it's also tempting fate. the next game he might miscontrol everything and squander possession. THAT is the problem with kuyt, and forever will be.

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44451.msg1295915#msg1295915 date=1299434537]
And just for the record, I'm really not trying to be a cunt, I just love Dirk. No he's not the greatest player in the World, but he's full of beans, never gives up, plays well in big games and clearly loves the club.

In light of recent events, I think that's enough reason to love the ugly cunt.
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true. i love him as a man, but as a player we need better. today was an incredible day for him and you can tell it meant a lot to him.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44451.msg1295927#msg1295927 date=1299434941]
three tap ins. top stuff!

suarez was the man of the match (imho)
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Quelle Surpise. As a striker, he had to be there. I know he's not a rampaging athlete like, but anyway..

I agree re Suarez, myself and my lad said the same after the game, he deserved MOTM but he won't get it because of Dirk's goals.
 
"Hey you Guys ! , I scored a Hattrick !!"

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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44451.msg1295927#msg1295927 date=1299434941]
three tap ins. top stuff!

suarez was the man of the match (imho)
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Quelle Surpise. As a striker, he had to be there. I know he's not a rampaging athlete like, but anyway..

I agree re Suarez, myself and my lad said the same after the game, he deserved MOTM but he won't get it because of Dirk's goals.
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can always trust dirky to pop up with the goods...


after a long slump.
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44451.msg1295932#msg1295932 date=1299435151]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=44451.msg1295927#msg1295927 date=1299434941]
three tap ins. top stuff!

suarez was the man of the match (imho)
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Quelle Surpise. As a striker, he had to be there. I know he's not a rampaging athlete like, but anyway..

I agree re Suarez, myself and my lad said the same after the game, he deserved MOTM but he won't get it because of Dirk's goals.
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can always trust dirky to pop up with the goods...


after a long slump.
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Heh, he should probably finish his career in Germany, he'll bang them in there and show everyone how good he really is.
 
The Diggler situation is somewhat frustrating because you can't but love his effort , his desire , his personality and love for the club . However sometimes he can be absolute rubbish and just wreck the head , slowing things up and adding very little in an attacking sense . To be fair though , I think if you asked him his favourite position he'd still say striker and I'm not aware of him playing out wide until Rafa pushed him there . I mean he was our main striker his first season here .Also when he plays in that position for the dutch he looks much better , he gives a great balance with all the other attacking players around him , something we've lacked for a few yrs .

In the long term though , if his role in the team is to be out wide then i'd much prefer say an Ashley Young or someone with a bit more pace out there .
 
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[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=44451.msg1295885#msg1295885 date=1299433606]
great thread.
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You fucking love it X
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He's always been a solid striker ... I just don't know what Kenny will do now that he has 3 capable strikers (I guess Suarez drops more to a midfield'ish role) ...
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44451.msg1295901#msg1295901 date=1299434032]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=44451.msg1295885#msg1295885 date=1299433606]
great thread.
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You fucking love it X
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He's always been a solid striker ... I just don't know what Kenny will do now that he has 3 capable strikers (I guess Suarez drops more to a midfield'ish role) ...
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He'll drop I guess, unless it's three up top and then it'll be Kuyt right and Suarez left with the big man in the middle.
 
I dunno but Kuyt as a striker is a good option ... maybe suarez as a 'right midfielder'?

Btw, not the right thread, but that run by Suarez at the end where he skinned Evra and Brown? LOVED IT!
 
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=44451.msg1296005#msg1296005 date=1299438620]
I dunno but Kuyt as a striker is a good option ... maybe suarez as a 'right midfielder'?

Btw, not the right thread, but that run by Suarez at the end where he skinned Evra and Brown? LOVED IT!
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It was ace! I like the way he's got that bit of fight about him too, he's no lightweight, even if he does play act a bit.
 
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[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=44451.msg1296005#msg1296005 date=1299438620]
I dunno but Kuyt as a striker is a good option ... maybe suarez as a 'right midfielder'?

Btw, not the right thread, but that run by Suarez at the end where he skinned Evra and Brown? LOVED IT!
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It was ace! I like the way he's got that bit of fight about him too, he's no lightweight, even if he does play act a bit.
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He's a smaller version of Tevez - it's the kind of player sadly Torres would have LOVED to play with ... Oh well, onwards and upwards.

Maybe 4-3-3 is the way to go as all our strikers love to pressurize and help in defense.
 
Rotate.

Although it may not seem like it, we are actually allowed to have one decent(ish) striker on the bench.
 
He's a decent striker, given the chances. He can't beat a defence on his own, but he can clearly stick the ball in the net if the opportunity is there.

I'm glad he got a chance to prove this properly before Carroll takes over. He's shown lately that he can lead the line for us when we need him to, and good on him.

Deserves his moment of glory.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=44451.msg1296019#msg1296019 date=1299439596]
Rotate.

Although it may not seem like it, we are actually allowed to have one decent(ish) striker on the bench.
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Decent(ish).... lol
 
I've never been his greatest fan, but hats off to him, it's a fantastic game to score a hat trick. Well done Dirk........it obviously means a lot to him
 
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