Dele Alli held at knifepoint during robbery

[dee]

Fucking hell, that must have been scary shit.

 

[binomial]

Even though he's a snidy little fuck, hopefully he pulls through mentally quickly.

Getting robbed with no one in the house is bad enough nevermind at knife point.

 

[Judge Jules]

I thought his bro and their partners were also there.

But yeah, wouldn't wish this on anyone, even a little sewer rat like him. The fact that he was apparently punched suggests he might have had a go. Pity for him he's no Duncan Ferguson.

 

[Holle]

Soft twat.

Kolasinac would have ripped them apart!

 

[Mors]

Dirty little rat gets robbed by some dirty little other rats. Hope his mrs and the other 2 are ok.

 

[Jack D Rips]

As someone who's house was burgled when we were away, I often think of the terror it would have caused had it been a robbery with us present.

I wish him all the best as he recovers from the ordeal he went through at the hands of these scumbag, scum of the earth cunts.

 

[Woland]

Sorry, I didn't realise it was that big of a deal. Don't tell SCM when you're going on holidays

 

[Pesam]

Policeman: "Did they take any medals or silverware?"

Dele Alli: "This is bad enough as it is without you taking the piss!"

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm reminded of a joke I heard about Beckham when he and his fam still lived here. There's a burglary at his mansion and the rozzers arrive to see a distressed Beckham wandering around outside in his PJs. One of the coppers takes him aside and gently points out his todger's "out and proud".

"Oh sh!t, they nicked Posh as well!".