Hmmm, which one's me?
Chinese "Devil Virus" - anyone worried?
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Hmmm, which one's me?
I knew Question 1 was irrelevant.
I'm pretty certain I know the answer to Question 2, or at least what Froggy Xi Ping and Super Y Number One want us to believe.
Question 3: we all know that anyway - many foods! Much tummy happiness!
They're saying the figures only include people who died in hospital, and from tomorrow they'll include home deaths so expect a spike
They're also saying something about consent. I smell bullshit. Why would anyone need to consent to anonymous numbers being released? Does everyone consent to every set of death stats?
Then there's Kingston hospital - govt reporting 11 deaths there so far. They're like wtf we've had 33. So definitley a load of bullshit.
Imperial College now reporting that they estimate apporx 2 million people infected in the UK, but could be as low as 1 million and high as 5. The middle figure for Italy and Spain is already 10% of the population.
They're also saying something about consent. I smell bullshit. Why would anyone need to consent to anonymous numbers being released? Does everyone consent to every set of death stats?
Then there's Kingston hospital - govt reporting 11 deaths there so far. They're like wtf we've had 33. So definitley a load of bullshit.
Imperial College now reporting that they estimate apporx 2 million people infected in the UK, but could be as low as 1 million and high as 5. The middle figure for Italy and Spain is already 10% of the population.
But but but but only foreign dictatorships screw the figures
Ha. Tbf I also hug him & tell him I love him all the time. Possibly why he's a whiny bitch. He knows he's loved though, he's just hitting his teen hormones a bit early & I'm taking advantage.
First, there are NO sources and NO original pictures in the article you posted, because entire article is just a re-hash of another article from the Daily Mail. Every picture in the News.com.au is just lifted from Getty Images or AFP, because it's a third rate newspaper from the backwater known as Australia.
Second, the fake picture that Frogfish was referring to IS the "evidence" that the Daily Mail relied on in their article, which suggests the entire article is fake news.
Third, in addition to fake pictures, there are NO sources named in the Daily Mail article, which also suggests that is a made up article.
Fourthly, you have NO idea whether there are still wet markets open in China butchering dogs and kittens and fucking pangolins, but if you are assuming that there must be wet markets open in China because, I don't know, it's... China (not an unreasonable assumption. I'm quite sure there are), then what is the point of posting a fake news article or fake picture? Just make the damn assertion and be done with it.
If the story and the pictures in the article are fake news then it IS fake news, it doesn't matter if the story is probably true. But you won't understand that because you're a fucking idiot pretending to be a lawyer.
Only a moron would enter into the pangolin market at this time. Having said that, a vegan pangolin panini makes a lot of sense. The market for that is potentially worth billions. Of course once they are all vegan, the malnutrition would severely weaken their immune systems, and one dissenting wet market selling real pangolin would result in the death of the entire population. You'd have to move quickly to make your money and then get out before that comes to pass.
The masks are next to useless. If you cough, the diseased virus expelled from your mouth has a droplet size distribution. The droplets that are too big to pass through the mask, are also too big to remain suspended in the air and would have fallen to the ground within a 2 meter radius anyway due to gravity (which is just the curvature of spacetime). The droplets that remain suspended in the air and transmit the virus to other passers by, the ones we need to be worrying about in other words, well they will pass right through the mouth filter without any trouble at all.
I tried to grill one earlier but it wouldn't keep still.
*shakes fist at pangolin hiding behind sofa*
Literally 5 seconds in.. Government not following their own advice..
Or is it the because Raab fingers dogs to...
Except he is taster rather than a sniffer. ??
Loving the expression on the interpretor..
So a story very likely to be true is fake news.
Or the worst is just around the corner
Some Chinee commie dollars going into THIS account, thass for damn sho!
Hyena is Comrade number 3. Many congratulationses!
Maybe Hyena likes eating hyenas?
I would almost never say this, but I'm starting to miss being within two metres of another human. (I'm sure it won't last though)
You place a stick on its belly, then coax it into rolling into a ball. Gently placee the stick on a spit over the grill, and you're done...he's not going anywhere...
Actually damn it. Just drop it in a pot of boiling water, like we do. There's a reason all the photos are of pangolin soup dammit!
Depends what your take would be if I released a story saying Donald Trump fucks kids, but with no evidence and hashed photos of him looking pervy at Little Miss Worlds
He was pally with Epstein. He definitely fucked underage girls.
Read today that we're only reporting deaths in hospital so far. The ONS will he including all deaths in a report this week which will give a more accurate picture. Obviously you would hope most people do die in hospital in this instance but I'm sure there's plenty of elderly who have lost their lives at home.
Yeah, I mean everybody knows that, right...but unless it's the Russians releasing the story along with the tapes of him doing it, by definition it's kinda fake news, no?
Same the world over. They only class a death as coronavirus if they die in hospital & they're able to state it was the virus or complications directly related to it, as in they'd already been tested prior to death.
The 'real' death rate will be many times higher.
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Close your eyes and those of your children, order personnel in protective gear, as a group of men, women and children squat on the road. Next comes a spray of bleach and many cry out as their eyes sting. The shocking video of migrants being "disinfected" has emerged from Uttar Pradesh on a day the Supreme Court took up a petition seeking relief for the thousands walking to their home states amid the 21-day lockdown.
The video was filmed in Bareilly district - about 270 km from Lucknow. The batch of migrants in the video had returned to UP over the weekend after special buses were arranged for them. Among those watching the "disinfecting" are some policemen.
A man can be heard saying in the clip: "Apni aankhen band kar lo. Bacchon ki aankhen band kar lo (please shut your eyes, also close eyes of the kids)."
After the clip led to criticism of the district administration, an official said: "The migrants were sprayed with a mix of chlorine and water... No chemical solution was used. We asked them to keep their eyes shut."
He added: "We did not mean to be inhuman... It was important to sanitise everyone and there was a huge rush as large number of people had returned. So we did what we thought was best."
While they deny dehumanising the migrants and their children, the video gives an impression that batches are being mass-sprayed.
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The Indian police don't mess around. I guess chlorine (chemical) and water (solvent) is not a chemical solution, who knew? Learn something new every day.
On the first point ... 100 likes, those people working in those shops, fantastic as they are keeping many of us alive.
On the second point ... hopefully not. I know I would start caughing and choking with something covering my mouth for over 5 mins. Thing would fly off the face.