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Chelski - ugly team
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What an absolute cunt of a human being!
..... Might not add this one to the Tayto Wars thread....
I know a song about the RUC.
S S RUC.
RUC brutality.
Two policemen broke my nose,
When they hit me with a rubber hose.
Just for you...
With regards to the Chelsea team and their manager. Does anyone actually enjoy watching them? Mourinho's genius is based on having 7 fighters in his side, a stern rearguard that's protected well and a couple of talented individuals who can prove the difference in tight games.
That's not to say they don't have the ability to blow teams away, while Hazard and Fabregas would have most football purists purring in appreciation, but alot of their games, particularly against some of the better sides and some of the league's scrappers, are won by strangling the life out the game and nicking the odd goal.
In the latest stats of the big seven sides in head to heads, they were 3rd from bottom, based on the fact they had the most draws of the top teams, that's pretty telling. Though many tops sides do that, go away and get a draw against their rivals, which can have a big say in a title challenge, while beating the rest.
I just find it all a touch empty and robotic. It's effective, Mourinho is a winner and we all hate him for it, but they're probably the most unattractive top team in Europe (United aside lol), when you factor in that their antics from top to bottom are riddled with filth and they are working in a market that's way ahead of most, it's all a tad ironic that for all the money spent, for such an alleged enigmatic manager, they're as dull as fucking shit to watch.
PS, how many elbows is the Gypo going to get away with this season? I hope someone breaks the cunt soon.
That's not to say they don't have the ability to blow teams away, while Hazard and Fabregas would have most football purists purring in appreciation, but alot of their games, particularly against some of the better sides and some of the league's scrappers, are won by strangling the life out the game and nicking the odd goal.
In the latest stats of the big seven sides in head to heads, they were 3rd from bottom, based on the fact they had the most draws of the top teams, that's pretty telling. Though many tops sides do that, go away and get a draw against their rivals, which can have a big say in a title challenge, while beating the rest.
I just find it all a touch empty and robotic. It's effective, Mourinho is a winner and we all hate him for it, but they're probably the most unattractive top team in Europe (United aside lol), when you factor in that their antics from top to bottom are riddled with filth and they are working in a market that's way ahead of most, it's all a tad ironic that for all the money spent, for such an alleged enigmatic manager, they're as dull as fucking shit to watch.
PS, how many elbows is the Gypo going to get away with this season? I hope someone breaks the cunt soon.
They're awful to watch. It has come to that point that I dont watch any of their games - its just so boring.
Mourinho is a tactical genius and they have built a insanely impressive team. But for that sum of money its just horrendous to watch and you'd expect a lot more from such talented players.
But, he wins thropies and thats what the fans and Ambramovitch wants. Which is perfectly understandable.
He'll be gone in 2-3 years though. As usual.
Mourinho is a tactical genius and they have built a insanely impressive team. But for that sum of money its just horrendous to watch and you'd expect a lot more from such talented players.
But, he wins thropies and thats what the fans and Ambramovitch wants. Which is perfectly understandable.
He'll be gone in 2-3 years though. As usual.
I never get this tactical genius thing - he plays a compact back four with 2 holding midfielders in front of the 2 centre backs, 2 wide men who are expected to track back and act like 2nd full backs & a line striker.
He does this by assembling the best players money can buy and drills then to not lose.
When it doesn't work - which is to say, having drained the creative players so much that they have nothing left to give - he sticks a CB up front and they start to play like Man Utd.
He's pragmatic, driven, wants to win at all cost and has the most expensive toys to play with.
Did I Mention he's a whopping cunt as well.
He does this by assembling the best players money can buy and drills then to not lose.
When it doesn't work - which is to say, having drained the creative players so much that they have nothing left to give - he sticks a CB up front and they start to play like Man Utd.
He's pragmatic, driven, wants to win at all cost and has the most expensive toys to play with.
Did I Mention he's a whopping cunt as well.
The quality of coaching needed to make those players - however expensive - gel together and play as consistently as they always do for Mourinho must be extremely high though. And a manager who can pull a stroke like Mourinho did in the Capital One Cup Final, when he replaced Matic with Zouma who proceeded to have the game of his life despite hardly ever - IF ever - having played in midfield at top level, isn't a one-dimensional robot.
JT no like the black fella.
Piara Powar - a Chelsea fan and a trustee of the Chelsea FC Foundation (and best buddy of Bruce Buck). Although it's standard practice in the media, neither he nor his interviewers acknowledge this fact whenever the tiresome little tit turns up on TV to discuss the Chelsea racist story. Farcical. He gave LFC absolute hell over the Suarez issue, and subsequent unfounded accusations, and now he's noticeably keen to dissociate Chelsea from the racist elements who anyone knows have been an integral part of the fan base for decades. A cynical egomaniac who ought to be treated as such.
Yeah, but what many managers miss are the simplistics of the game. Case in point being our use of Lucas, we over thought our tactics in midfield, when all it was crying out for was a defensive linchpin, however maligned he has been, we needed that "someone" sat there, it wasn't rocket science. By the same token, there's been enough times when we haven't had a DM available but the option has been there to put a defender infront to sweep up, it's something that's done at every level from kids to open age, to the professional game, it's simplistic, yet many managers try to go with quality, instead of being the sum of their parts. Putting Zouma there pretty much summed up what Mourinho does well, he protects his back line to frustrate the opposition, while waiting patiently for a break through. Equally, it's a ploy they use to shut up shop when they have the goal(s).
And a hypocrite, exposed as such when an Asian LFC fan took him to task on Twitter and he - Asian himself - responded with a racial slur. Why the media didn't hound him to distraction over that, goodness only knows.
I think managing the media is easier for London 'clubs simply due to access. They can butter up their friends in the media in the capital.
Wankers.
I'd also just like to reiterate my utter contempt for Chelski and everything associated with them. Unless it slipped anyone's notice.
Wankers.
I'd also just like to reiterate my utter contempt for Chelski and everything associated with them. Unless it slipped anyone's notice.
SS - if you had to keep one of Chelski or Arse which would it be?
The SS would choose Chelsea, for obvious reasons.
I would. Mainly because I'd like to see Arsenal just become more and more effete until they disappear into oblivion as a barely remembered thought. Whereas I'd love us to take the criminal's roubles and ram them up his arse by beating them fair and square to teach him a lesson. Sadly as long as Maureen's at the helm I fear it will never be so.
I refer you to the answer I gave some moments ago.
Which is the main reason why I'd give the opposite answer, in addition to the less important fact that my dad was a Gooner.
What is the main reason?
The fact that, as long as Mourinho's there, we're unlikely to be able to ram Roman's roubles up his jacksie (though we can always beat them on a given day). I'd add that if they choose the right successor those roubles may keep flowing.
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Happy birthday to Paul Canoville, Chelsea's first black player...#CFC
2:50 AM - 4 Mar 2015
'When I made my debut for Chelsea, at Crystal Palace towards the end of the 1981-82 season, I became the first black player to play for the club.
'People were shouting "negro this" and "black that". I thought it was coming from the Crystal Palace fans - only later did I realise it was coming from the Chelsea fans in the away end.
'I also had bananas thrown at me in that game, by my own fans.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...etro-footage-wants-involved-named-shamed.html
Nah they're not as bad as Liverpool fans.
Against West Ham Chelsea fans were singing"There's only one Kurt Zouma!" West Ham fans responded with "Would you let him on the train?" 3 points !
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