Carroll is a cunt
@westhamfootball: Andy Carroll will officially join us on the 1st of July but will put pen to paper before that when he returns from his pre-season break.
@westhamfootball: According to sources close to Carroll's agents, Kick & Run Management, #WestHam are set to conclude the signing of Carroll at next week
You couldn't make it up.
Carroll is a cunt
What? Why?
Skully - what time is your uncle picking you up from the Internet cafe this evning?
Fuck off, yank.
He should try not being utter shit if he doesn't want to be 'forced' to play for a shit club in return for £80,000 a week.
Zero sympathy. Hope he finally fucks off.
He should try not being utter shit if he doesn't want to be 'forced' to play for a shit club in return for £80,000 a week.
Zero sympathy. Hope he finally fucks off.
Age: 22
Fee: £35m in January 2011
Appearances: 58 Cost per game: £603,448
Goals: 11 Cost per goal: £3,181,818
Games to goals ratio: 5.27
Honours: League Cup (2011-12)