Shut the fuck up you miserable bastard.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !!!
Andy Carroll has been told to forget about the £100,000-a-week he wants out of West Ham - despite Sam Allardyce’s desperation to sign him.
The England striker representatives made the eye-watering six-figure demand - the requested salary would represent a £20,000-a-week pay-rise for Carroll - last week.
But Hammers are adamant they cannot afford that, despite their willingness to complete a £15.5million deal with Liverpool for the Geordie after his successful season on loan at Upton Park.
It comes as Allardyce confirmed that Carroll - still yet to confirm he wants to remain in London - is the club’s no.1 target.
Big Sam said of the striker, who joined from hometown club Newcastle for £35m in 2011: “At this moment in time, our first priority is signing Andy Carroll, if we can.
“We have nearly finished our planning for pre-season and the players have all had their programmes given to them to take away to start training while they are relaxing at home or on their holidays.
“They are asked to do some active work while they are away so, when they come back on 1 July, they are ready to go and we won’t have too many tight muscles.
“We want them to be able to cope with the demands we put on them from the very beginning.
“Then, it’s about the recruitment of the other players who we want as quickly as we possibly can. That will be the most difficult part of this summer.”
I can't believe anyone can still back this player. He's got the physical abilities to be an excellent player, but he's a fucking idiot like most footballers. Go drink some more alcohol, and destroy some more property. Forget coaching him to be a better player, coach him to be a better, more responsible person.
Allardyce said: "Our first priority is signing Andy Carroll, if we can.
"We have nearly finished our planning for pre-season and the players have all had their training programmes given to them so when they come back on 1st July they are ready to go."
I can't believe anyone can still back this player. He's got the physical abilities to be an excellent player, but he's a fucking idiot like most footballers. Go drink some more alcohol, and destroy some more property. Forget coaching him to be a better player, coach him to be a better, more responsible person.
i don't know what's worse , that story or him going on holidays with ashley cunt cole.
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I think a Westlife concert would be enough to drive me to drink.
Fuck it! I'm always getting my shit Irish boy bands mixed up.
Excuse me.
They're both top quality
@DavidGoldWHU: @Thanks_Carra23 the chances of AC joining West Ham has risen from 50/50 to 75/25 in the last few hours. Will keep u posted. Dg
Is this sore-knobbed clown just tweeting club business to any old hobbledehoy who contacts him?
Is this sore-knobbed clown just tweeting club business to any old hobbledehoy who contacts him?
is he still onholidaythe piss?