Bullet Dodged + Robben

[Molbystwin]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=34729.msg906465#msg906465 date=1247676744]
[quote author=Akakabooto link=topic=34729.msg906452#msg906452 date=1247675698]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906428#msg906428 date=1247674093]
Fucking hell.
Someone recently said on here (bunnyman?) that supporting Liverpool is more than just trophies, football, reason and common sense. Its also about love, passion and irrationally emotions.
This is a perfect case to highlight that excellent point. Arjen Robben could shit goals for all care, i dont want the baldy, cheating, moany, perma injured fucking camp gaylord pussyole anywhere, ANYWHERE near our club. Hes a cunt and can go fuck he self.
'oh but hes dead good...' fuck off! Sometimes it has to mean more than that.
Arjen Robben! *holds up hand* PLEASE!
[/quote]

I agree with you on almost every point in your post but yet I'm so desperate for success and as Robben would be EXACTLY what we need I would approve of signing him.

I kinda think some of his cuntiness would get rooted out here ( seriously how few cunts have we had compared to other top teams in recent history? maybe we can afford to have one more...)
[/quote]

Our manager doesn't have a very high cnut tolerance level, as Bellamy and Pennant can testify. Allowances might be made to begin with, but they don't go on for ever and the player gets shipped out if he doesn't grow up. I don't think Rafa and Robben would be a match made in Heaven.
[/quote]

I agree Jules they wouldnt be well suited Robben is an arrogant little cunt no doubt, BUT he is arrogant because he is a dangerous arrogant little cunt. I take the poin about wanting to be proud of the team and the players in it but for me the ultimate question is would he help us win more than players we already have and the answer to that is a resounding yes.

MAYBE just maybe after having swapped clubs again he would buckle down and try to curb his cuntishness at our more honest club.... maybe .... maybe he would continue to be a cunt, likely i suppose, but he would definitely make us a more dangerous team.

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=34729.msg906472#msg906472 date=1247677981]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906469#msg906469 date=1247677630]
To be fair, we took Anelka, and most still fucking went on about him for years and how we should still be in for him, and he was a prize cock when he was younger too. Robben is 25, last known for being twatish on English soil when he was what? 23?

Morally I get it, he doesn't fit our ethics of doing things the right way, even though Gerrard dives and we've seen a couple of our own players acting the twat this Summer. But anyway..
[/quote]

The thing is, I watched a fair bit of La Liga last season, and it kind of struck me that Robben had lost that twatishness he had at Chelsea.
He got on with his game, applauded team mates and acted like a likeable footballer. Maybe he has done some growing up for all that I know. I got the same impression when I wathced Holland - Norway.

He was a cunt when he played for Chelsea though, but thats history.
I would gladly take a chance with his signing. He would give our attack another dimension.
[/quote]

That was the impression I got watching him last season, and despite his flaws against us, he was the only one who looked arsed and seemed to want to drive the team on and get a foot on the game.

 

[ILD]

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=34729.msg906472#msg906472 date=1247677981]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906469#msg906469 date=1247677630]
To be fair, we took Anelka, and most still fucking went on about him for years and how we should still be in for him, and he was a prize cock when he was younger too. Robben is 25, last known for being twatish on English soil when he was what? 23?

Morally I get it, he doesn't fit our ethics of doing things the right way, even though Gerrard dives and we've seen a couple of our own players acting the twat this Summer. But anyway..
[/quote]

The thing is, I watched a fair bit of La Liga last season, and it kind of struck me that Robben had lost that twatishness he had at Chelsea.
He got on with his game, applauded team mates and acted like a likeable footballer. Maybe he has done some growing up for all that I know. I got the same impression when I wathced Holland - Norway.

He was a cunt when he played for Chelsea though, but thats history.
I would gladly take a chance with his signing. He would give our attack another dimension.
[/quote]

They're all cunts at Chelsea.

 

[keniget]

I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg906515#msg906515 date=1247680698]
I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.
[/quote]If i ever open a bar im calling it 'Oncey's'

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906564#msg906564 date=1247683757]
[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg906515#msg906515 date=1247680698]
I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.
[/quote]If i ever open a bar im calling it 'Oncey's'
[/quote]

So you should. Andy's a crap name. 😉

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906566#msg906566 date=1247683843]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906564#msg906564 date=1247683757]
[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg906515#msg906515 date=1247680698]
I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.
[/quote]If i ever open a bar im calling it 'Oncey's'
[/quote]

So you should. Andy's a crap name. 😉
[/quote]Better than (no)mark

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=34729.msg906466#msg906466 date=1247677021]
Regardless of his ability Robben looks like a queer therefore I'd rather pass.
[/quote]Hahahaha.

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906571#msg906571 date=1247684389]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906566#msg906566 date=1247683843]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906564#msg906564 date=1247683757]
[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg906515#msg906515 date=1247680698]
I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.
[/quote]If i ever open a bar im calling it 'Oncey's'
[/quote]

So you should. Andy's a crap name. 😉
[/quote]Better than (no)mark
[/quote]

They're both crap names. We should get new ones.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'd sell my soul for a title right now- so I'd take Robben. We are about winning the title first and foremost.

We can indoctrinate players into the Liverpool way when they're here. Kind of a public service, rehabilitating the scum that need the Liverpool Way. As Jesus said:

“Truly, I say to you, the tax collectors and the prostitutes go into the kingdom of God before you..."

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906576#msg906576 date=1247684586]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906571#msg906571 date=1247684389]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906566#msg906566 date=1247683843]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906564#msg906564 date=1247683757]
[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg906515#msg906515 date=1247680698]
I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.
[/quote]If i ever open a bar im calling it 'Oncey's'
[/quote]

So you should. Andy's a crap name. 😉
[/quote]Better than (no)mark
[/quote]

They're both crap names. We should get new ones.
[/quote]Ok. Im going for Exodon.r.wibwilliamson

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Anita link=topic=34729.msg906307#msg906307 date=1247667488]
Robben is an injury prone, whiny, cheating, inconsistent git.
[/quote]

Yep.

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906428#msg906428 date=1247674093]
Fucking hell.
Someone recently said on here (bunnyman?) that supporting Liverpool is more than just trophies, football, reason and common sense. Its also about love, passion and irrationally emotions.
This is a perfect case to highlight that excellent point. Arjen Robben could shit goals for all care, i dont want the baldy, cheating, moany, perma injured fucking camp gaylord pussyole anywhere, ANYWHERE near our club. Hes a cunt and can go fuck he self.
'oh but hes dead good...' fuck off! Sometimes it has to mean more than that.
Arjen Robben! *holds up hand* PLEASE!
[/quote]

Yep again.

 

[dee]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906604#msg906604 date=1247687122]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906576#msg906576 date=1247684586]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906571#msg906571 date=1247684389]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=34729.msg906566#msg906566 date=1247683843]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906564#msg906564 date=1247683757]
[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg906515#msg906515 date=1247680698]
I think I've always shared Oncey's view on Robben in the past, but the way this summer is shaping up, I'd take him.
[/quote]If i ever open a bar im calling it 'Oncey's'
[/quote]

So you should. Andy's a crap name. 😉
[/quote]Better than (no)mark
[/quote]

They're both crap names. We should get new ones.
[/quote]Ok. Im going for Exodon.r.wibwilliamson
[/quote]

I think the guy that works for Obama has THE best name ever

Randy Bumgardner

I mean, you can't make it up any better. Cracks me up every time I hear it.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Randy Bumgardener? Hahahahaha.

Fucking hell.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=34729.msg906665#msg906665 date=1247695643]
Randy Bumgardener? Hahahahaha.

Fucking hell.
[/quote]

no. Bumgardner.

Now cut the laughs, laughing boy.

 

[ILD]

Haha..... Quality.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906428#msg906428 date=1247674093]
Fucking hell.
Someone recently said on here (bunnyman?) that supporting Liverpool is more than just trophies, football, reason and common sense. Its also about love, passion and irrationally emotions.
This is a perfect case to highlight that excellent point. Arjen Robben could shit goals for all care, i dont want the baldy, cheating, moany, perma injured fucking camp gaylord pussyole anywhere, ANYWHERE near our club. Hes a cunt and can go fuck he self.
'oh but hes dead good...' fuck off! Sometimes it has to mean more than that.
Arjen Robben! *holds up hand* PLEASE!
[/quote]

Yet we signed Pennant, who'd spend time in jail for drink-driving, and Bellamy who's known the league over for being a "moaning cunt".

There aint nothing as grande as moral outrage on the internet.

 

[Sunny]

Robben's a class A cunt and has no place at our illustrious club. Those of you who want him at Anfield should hang your heads in shame. We beat on for years about what a despicable cheating diving whiney cunt he is and then, when there's a chance of joning Liverpool, all that goes out the window because he could do a job for us. Hypocrites. Have you forgot how he got Reina sent off ? He's a cunt and therefore should kindly fuck off.

 

[keniget]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=34729.msg907215#msg907215 date=1247816601]
Robben's a class A cunt and has no place at our illustrious club. Those of you who want him at Anfield should hang your heads in shame. We beat on for years about what a despicable cheating diving whiney cunt he is and then, when there's a chance of joning Liverpool, all that goes out the window because he could do a job for us. Hypocrites. Have you forgot how he got Reina sent off ? He's a cunt and therefore should kindly fuck off.
[/quote]

Ryan does make a good point though. What is worse... getting someone sent off or being a real life fuck up like Pennant?

I was dead against signing both Bellamy and Pennant, as was Ryan if I recall correctly (what an awful summer that was), but most were asking for them to be given a chance.

 

[Fallon]

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised after how many people wanted Maureen, but Robben??? Some of you need your heads testing.

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg907217#msg907217 date=1247816942]


Ryan does make a good point though. What is worse... getting someone sent off or being a real life fuck up like Pennant?

I was dead against signing both Bellamy and Pennant, as was Ryan if I recall correctly (what an awful summer that was), but most were asking for them to be given a chance.
[/quote]

I didn't want either of them near our club either Keni. There is a slight difference though. Those two were prime examples of cunts off the pitch. Robben is a cunt on the pitch. I don't like him and no amount of skill in the world would make me want him here. Same goes for Ronaldo.

 

[keniget]

That's fair enough then. If the same applies to all, I can't argue with that.

I was of the same opinion, but I think I'd take him this summer if the deal was right - getting desperate!

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg907223#msg907223 date=1247817610]
That's fair enough then. If the same applies to all, I can't argue with that.

I was of the same opinion, but I think I'd take him this summer if the deal was right - getting desperate!
[/quote]

I've no doubts he's a technically gifted player mate. I just cannot bring myself to like him and never will. Seeing him and his hair replacement topweave in a Liverpool shirt just doesn't seem right to me.

 

[LarryHagman]

Ashley Young wanks on webcam. Does that mean we can't go for him either?

I agree a consistent approach is best but I would imagine most players come with some sort of baggage as most are whoppers.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34729.msg907153#msg907153 date=1247794976]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906428#msg906428 date=1247674093]
Fucking hell.
Someone recently said on here (bunnyman?) that supporting Liverpool is more than just trophies, football, reason and common sense. Its also about love, passion and irrationally emotions.
This is a perfect case to highlight that excellent point. Arjen Robben could shit goals for all care, i dont want the baldy, cheating, moany, perma injured fucking camp gaylord pussyole anywhere, ANYWHERE near our club. Hes a cunt and can go fuck he self.
'oh but hes dead good...' fuck off! Sometimes it has to mean more than that.
Arjen Robben! *holds up hand* PLEASE!
[/quote]

Yet we signed Pennant, who'd spend time in jail for drink-driving, and Bellamy who's known the league over for being a "moaning cunt".

There aint nothing as grande as moral outrage on the internet.
[/quote]I dont see why you've highlighted my post. And i dont see the club signing Pennant and Bellamy has to do with me not wanting Robben.
Im allowed to NOT want to sign a wanker regardless of wether we have had some wankers in the past, and im sure will again in the future. Youre post is wanky actually.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg907266#msg907266 date=1247820479]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34729.msg907153#msg907153 date=1247794976]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906428#msg906428 date=1247674093]
Fucking hell.
Someone recently said on here (bunnyman?) that supporting Liverpool is more than just trophies, football, reason and common sense. Its also about love, passion and irrationally emotions.
This is a perfect case to highlight that excellent point. Arjen Robben could shit goals for all care, i dont want the baldy, cheating, moany, perma injured fucking camp gaylord pussyole anywhere, ANYWHERE near our club. Hes a cunt and can go fuck he self.
'oh but hes dead good...' fuck off! Sometimes it has to mean more than that.
Arjen Robben! *holds up hand* PLEASE!
[/quote]

Yet we signed Pennant, who'd spend time in jail for drink-driving, and Bellamy who's known the league over for being a "moaning cunt".

There aint nothing as grande as moral outrage on the internet.
[/quote]I dont see why you've highlighted my post. And i dont see the club signing Pennant and Bellamy has to do with me not wanting Robben.
Im allowed to NOT want to sign a wanker regardless of wether we have had some wankers in the past, and im sure will again in the future. Youre post is wanky actually.
[/quote]

Apologies if you think you're being victimised Oncy. Your post seemed the most apopletic with regards to signing those that 'dont fit the fabric of the club' etc etc.

I was merely pointing out we've signed worse cunts, and to cry outrage over signing a cheating/diver/moaner/etc, when we've had plenty of them in our side and still do is quite strange really.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=keniget link=topic=34729.msg907217#msg907217 date=1247816942]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=34729.msg907215#msg907215 date=1247816601]
Robben's a class A cunt and has no place at our illustrious club. Those of you who want him at Anfield should hang your heads in shame. We beat on for years about what a despicable cheating diving whiney cunt he is and then, when there's a chance of joning Liverpool, all that goes out the window because he could do a job for us. Hypocrites. Have you forgot how he got Reina sent off ? He's a cunt and therefore should kindly fuck off.
[/quote]

Ryan does make a good point though. What is worse... getting someone sent off or being a real life fuck up like Pennant?

I was dead against signing both Bellamy and Pennant, as was Ryan if I recall correctly (what an awful summer that was), but most were asking for them to be given a chance.
[/quote]

I didn't mid the Bellamy signing. Obviously we'd all have liked an Eto'o or whomever, but for the 6M or whatever it is, we did alright. Made a profit out of him too, which was nice.

Pennant's another story.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34729.msg908722#msg908722 date=1248053470]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg907266#msg907266 date=1247820479]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=34729.msg907153#msg907153 date=1247794976]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=34729.msg906428#msg906428 date=1247674093]
Fucking hell.
Someone recently said on here (bunnyman?) that supporting Liverpool is more than just trophies, football, reason and common sense. Its also about love, passion and irrationally emotions.
This is a perfect case to highlight that excellent point. Arjen Robben could shit goals for all care, i dont want the baldy, cheating, moany, perma injured fucking camp gaylord pussyole anywhere, ANYWHERE near our club. Hes a cunt and can go fuck he self.
'oh but hes dead good...' fuck off! Sometimes it has to mean more than that.
Arjen Robben! *holds up hand* PLEASE!
[/quote]

Yet we signed Pennant, who'd spend time in jail for drink-driving, and Bellamy who's known the league over for being a "moaning cunt".

There aint nothing as grande as moral outrage on the internet.
[/quote]I dont see why you've highlighted my post. And i dont see the club signing Pennant and Bellamy has to do with me not wanting Robben.
Im allowed to NOT want to sign a wanker regardless of wether we have had some wankers in the past, and im sure will again in the future. Youre post is wanky actually.
[/quote]

Apologies if you think you're being victimised Oncy. Your post seemed the most apopletic with regards to signing those that 'dont fit the fabric of the club' etc etc.

I was merely pointing out we've signed worse cunts, and to cry outrage over signing a cheating/diver/moaner/etc, when we've had plenty of them in our side and still do is quite strange really.
[/quote]Fair enough. You cant really 'decide' who you hate though. Its sometimes totally irrational, it just IS.