Bitters v Liverpool match thread

[Markeh]

dickhead Luiz has been talking about Coutinho being too good for Liverpool this week and that we'll struggle to keep him for next season

 

[FoxForceFive]

Moreno had the right idea, shame he didn't have an extra yard.

 

[Leo]

Can needs to be taken off.
That little Albino cunt Naismith will keep winding him up.

 

[Mystic]

Why is that a fucking foul? They were both doing it, it was a physical tussle. If Lukaka had won the ball he'd have said he was the one who'd fouled Skrtel, I detest refereeing like that, the victor is in wrong, happens far too often.

 

[FreshRed]

Sturridge and Coutinho have been poor

 

[Markeh]

Aaron Lennon has solid eyebrows!!

 

[Judge Jules]

Why is that a fucking foul? They were both doing it, it was a physical tussle. If Lukaka had won the ball he'd have said he was the one who'd fouled Skrtel, I detest refereeing like that, the victor is in wrong, happens far too often.

Atkinson does it all the time. He's a truly awful referee.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Christ Mignolet's distribution is awful.

 

[Hansern]

Eyebrows is coming on

 

[DHSC]

Why do we keep lumping the ball when Benteke isn't playing?

 

[dee]

Totally didn't recognise Lennon. Wierd

 

[FoxForceFive]

Gutted the French lad's going off, he's been shite today.

 

[Judge Jules]

Lennon may not be the most cultured footballer but he has pace to burn. We're going to have to be careful here.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Haven't played very well this half but the tempo of the game has slowed a lot.

Need an offensive sub to inject some impetus into our play again.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Totally didn't recognise Lennon. Wierd

He looks like he's about 40.

That's what happens when you play for Everton.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Lennon may not be the most cultured footballer but he has pace to burn. We're going to have to be careful here.

Last time I saw him against us Moreno burnt him and scored a cracker!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Gutted the French lad's going off, he's been shite today.

He's spanish mate! 😉

 

[Markeh]

I'd ditch Moreno now

 

[Squiggles]

Lallana should be on for Coutinho. Another game has passed him by. Frustrating.

 

[jimmy]

Sturridge and Coutinho have been poor

Yes. And they are supposed to be our edge up front. We need some magic from these two.

 

[DHSC]

Christ what the fuck was Simon doing?!

 

[dee]

Sktel

 

[Hansern]

Ming just chickened out there. You cant have a goalkeeper acting like that

 

[FoxForceFive]

He's spanish mate! 😉

He is? *googles*

Fuck yeah. Not a very Spanish name. You'd struggle to get a more French name!

 

[Squiggles]

They're dominating midfield. It won't be long be long now.

 

[dee]

Cracking cross from Clyne

 

[FoxForceFive]

Bring Gomez on for Can & Rossiter for Lucas now please.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Mccarthy deserves that card. Third time he's done that this half.

 

[Judge Jules]

He is? *googles*

Fuck yeah. Not a very Spanish name. You'd struggle to get a more French name!

Not really, though it does look like it with that "feu" ending. I think the guy is actually Catalan, which might explain it.

 

[dee]

Thank god Barkley took the shot