Liverpool v Middlesbrough Match Thread

[Farkmaster]

Our back catalog of songs is ace, we should get in the studio though.

 

[KopRed]

Linda is loving the camera

The camera loves her as well. Surely Henry was just an excuse.

 

[cochyn]

Yeah, Sturridge has been more workrate less striker today. Working for the team though & stretching the defence, so hard to complain.

For sure. Any chances he's had have not been clear cut


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[FoxForceFive]

Fuck that was a shot from sturridge that.

 

[Shadey]

Kane 2 hatricks in 2 games.

 

[Red Mullet]

Studge hits the fat bird with his last shot

 

[bobtkelpie]

Kane 2 ha tricks into 2 games.

The golden boot is his, then

 

[FoxForceFive]

Kane 2 ha tricks into 2 games.

Fucking three season wonder.

 

[Modo]

I'd sign Bamford as a third striker. He makes good runs and positions himself well.

 

[FoxForceFive]

We're literally strolling now.

 

[Red Mullet]

I'd sign Bamford as a third striker. He makes good runs and positions himself well.

Classic Liverpool signing.

Does well against Liverpool for one game, we buy him.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'd sign Bamford as a third striker. He makes good runs and positions himself well.

No need, we already have Ings for that.

 

[Modo]

Classic Liverpool signing.

Does well against Liverpool for one game, we buy him.

I've been watching him since he played in the Championship on loan from Chelsea. Showed a lot of promise.

 

[KopRed]

Surely that was a windup.

 

[Modo]

No need, we already have Ings for that.

Ings has two bad knees and isn't quick enough to lead an attack himself.

 

[Red Mullet]

I've been watching him since he played in the Championship on loan from Chelsea. Showed a lot of promise.

And he ends up in Middlesbrough.

Who are relegated.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Lucas time. What could go wrong now

 

[Modo]

Farewell game

 

[bobtkelpie]

Lucas to get a farewell 15 minutes.

 

[Red Mullet]

Lucas time. What could go wrong now

Yes, he'll need his yellow card on his last game for Liverpool

 

[Oncy]

WONDERMAN!!!

 

[manwithnoname]

Please let this meaningless Lucas appearance actually have meaning for once by it being his last one ever

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ah fuck it, throw lucas up front for the last ten minutes & see if we can get him a goal.

 

[cochyn]

Need a Peno now for Lucas to score


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[manwithnoname]

I'd sign Bamford as a third striker. He makes good runs and positions himself well.

Oh fuck off

 

[hmmmmm1]

Good chance for boro to score again.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Lucas defo wants a goal.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Yes, he'll need his yellow card on his last game for Liverpool

I Was thinking more a needless foul near the edge of the box

 

[FoxForceFive]

Team happy for him to bomb forward there too!

 

[bobtkelpie]

Studge off for Origi