Big D vs Twitter
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I think you are mistaking my gleeful delight at your pain should Big D have won, and believing there would be a reciprocal amount of pain on my end should he lose. I'm afraid that's not how I roll. You're going to have to wait until there is a hot latin female capitalist president to have any chance of effectively ripping into me.
Sorry but this is fake news. Read the comments.
This is why social media is dangerous. People just share things they want to believe in.
Didn't the same happen to every last credible Republican after Trump won nomination?
They've all been cowards and sheep these past 4 years, and rallied behind him, even when he's spouted the most ridiculous of claims. None have spoken out for fear of losing their seat or being on the end of one his twitter rants, where he gives them a nickname.
They're all the same now; Democrats (centre-right) and Republicans (right, who claim Dems are far left, to move them further to the right); two sides of the same coin. Spineless lizards.
Oh no, Dantes. You will find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.
By now you must know that Big D can never be turned into President again.....
.... Oh, I'm afraid the postal ballots will be counted when they arrive....
Nope the alleged debunking is fake news. Try it yourself.
Indeed. The only one who isn't one of them, the one who could bring balance to the force, has been deposed to the delight of the idiotic masses. The treacherous republican lizards are wasting no time in stabbing him in the back, whilst they all keep hold of their seats in the senate like the racist fundamentalist christian lunatics they are.
Wait.... doesn’t Princess AOC bring balance to the force?
She'll prance about like Mary Poppins, tire herself out, then die of no discernible cause.
Or we’ll find out she was Trump’s granddaughter all along...
Georgia is 99% done with Big D ahead. Still way too early for the fake news to call it, unlike Arizona which they insta-called after 1 fucking vote yesterday. Also interesting how many states reach 99% and then decide to take a sudden breather before doing the last little batch.
It took some effort - but I eventually managed to get a few of the states to help string you along for a bit, get your hopes up, before crushing all you hopes and dreams - like an Alderaan just waiting for some Death Star target practice.
Yeah.... it’s almost like it’s the middle of the night.
Anyway... that 1% is enough to swing it in Biden’s favour because they’re all the votes he personally cast when Trump’s goons weren’t looking.
If he remembered to vote for the right person... mostly.
You must be feeling pleased, until you notice out of the corner of your eye that the weapons console is being manned by a storm trooper.
They're always looking. Which is why they're boarding up the windows, so nobody can see and/or film them counting, because of a reason.
Dante's and Rosco sitting on a tree....
Never saw this one coming....
Never saw this one coming....
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If they're that concerned, there's really very little stopping them from casting their own votes.
Real lawyers look after each other
Trump voter: hello I'm here to vote
Official: take the sharpie
Trump voter: do you have a pen
Official: take the sharpie
Trump voter: it doesn't seem to be working
Official: thank you for your vote
Trump voter:
Biden voter: hello I'd like to vote
Official: wonderful, come with me
Biden voter: sorry I'm a few days late, is it still ok
Official: of course, why wouldn't it be? silly question!
Biden voter: is it a problem that I died
Official: don't worry, we can take care of that
Biden voter: I should mention, I don't live in this state either
Official: no problemo sir, right this way
Biden voter: I'm not even an american you know
Official: that's ok, just over here, put the mark right there, there you go
Biden voter: that was easy, are we done?
Official: uhhh what, ohhh haha you made a funny hahaha, so how many votes did you say you'd like today?
Official: take the sharpie
Trump voter: do you have a pen
Official: take the sharpie
Trump voter: it doesn't seem to be working
Official: thank you for your vote
Trump voter:
Biden voter: hello I'd like to vote
Official: wonderful, come with me
Biden voter: sorry I'm a few days late, is it still ok
Official: of course, why wouldn't it be? silly question!
Biden voter: is it a problem that I died
Official: don't worry, we can take care of that
Biden voter: I should mention, I don't live in this state either
Official: no problemo sir, right this way
Biden voter: I'm not even an american you know
Official: that's ok, just over here, put the mark right there, there you go
Biden voter: that was easy, are we done?
Official: uhhh what, ohhh haha you made a funny hahaha, so how many votes did you say you'd like today?
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