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[wobuxingni]

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[Halmeister]

Haha the 'bots are back.

 

[Wilko7]

Shit-for-brains alert.

 

[DCH]

foureyes is that you?

 

[Glock21]

Bloody hell!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Fuck thought I was in luck there until I realised it read eyeglass and not glasseye

 

[gkmacca]

Blunkett recovering from cow attack
19 hours ago

Former home secretary David Blunkett is returning to work after breaking a rib when he was charged by a cow.

The blind MP will attend a meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party when it is expected Prime Minister Gordon Brown will be grilled about his future.

Mr Blunkett was said to be in pain after the cow charged at his trusted guide dog Sadie while he was out walking in Derbyshire's Peak District on Saturday, which was his 62nd birthday.

He tried to protect Sadie, a black Labrador-cross, but in the melee fell to the ground and was trampled by the cow.

"I let go of Sadie and she shot off. But the next thing I knew, I'd stumbled to the ground and the animal fell over, too.

"She hit my side and broke my rib. Had her full weight of around a ton hit me, I'd have been a goner.

"I know the public are furious with politicians, but I didn't realise the anger has spread to Britain's cow population, too."

Mr Blunkett's fiancee, GP Margaret Williams, took him to a specialist to be checked.

A spokesman for the Sheffield MP said: "He has a broken rib and has painful bruising.

"He is now making his way down to London extremely slowly to attend the Parliamentary Labour Party meeting this evening."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jNGRKe0mvLby7mULIsA7zAeEzehw

 

[gkmacca]

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[Buddha]

Re: Best Thing Found: PrescriptionGlassesonline?www.prescriptionglassesonline.ne

Ha ha again Macca.

 

[foureyes]

[quote author=DCH link=topic=34062.msg884639#msg884639 date=1244514042]
foureyes is that you?
[/quote]

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[Judge Jules]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=34062.msg884820#msg884820 date=1244540534]

I don't want to be here, of course, but the boss has banned you, so he's sent me to talk to you instead. Actually, I shouldn't even be standing in front of this board here, because I know for a fact he's also banned Barclays, AIG, Budweiser, Planetfootball.com, BBC Sport, Manches-hang on, no, that's okay, at the moment. He's banned the actual board, anyway, regardless of the sponsors, so my point remains. I'm getting a bit fed up with all of this, to be honest. He even banned his wife last week, and sent me home in his place. Bloody embarrassing, that, I can tell you. He slept in his car. Actually, his missus is not bad. Nice breakfast, anyway. I even got a bowl of whisky. What was I saying? Oh yeah. He's banned spam, so I have to go and get it and say 'You're banned!' because he won't allow it in to my computer. But this glasses thing. You see, he's banned his opticians. He sends me for eye tests instead, and I'm longsighted. And he's shortsighted. So he keeps throwing these glasses back at me and telling me to ban a more competant optician. He just won't listen to reason. So if you get any more of this kind of stuff, can you let me know? Because I'm desperate. You can contact me at Ginsoak Towers, Rednose Way, Cheshire. Just slip something under the door.
[/quote]

On this showing Phelan has Bellamyesque potential. 😉

 

[cochyn]

[quote author=foureyes link=topic=34062.msg885134#msg885134 date=1244564656]
[quote author=DCH link=topic=34062.msg884639#msg884639 date=1244514042]
foureyes is that you?
[/quote]

Not guilty mate. I charge way more than that.
[/quote]

Daylight robbery i tell you

 

[the count]

Macca you are wasted on here...............








Which probably explains the very funny pieces you keep producing. 🙂

 

[Judge Jules]

I think you'll find he's wasted everywhere he goes, mate. 😉

 

[gkmacca]

😀

 

[Portly]

;D ;D