Benteke - BOOOOOO the puns

[Oncy]

Im kinda liking Benteke off the back of it.

 

[peterhague]

Lads, we're all pricks

@doctor_mac

@peterhague

Enough please

Fabs can you change my username to Peterhague.Dick, please?

Or Ph.D for short?

 

[doctor_mac]

Fabs can you change my username to Peterhague.Dick, please?

Or Ph.D for short?

That's hilarious. I think it's your sparkling wit that makes you so beloved.

 

[peterhague]

That's hilarious. I think it's your sparkling wit that makes you so beloved.

The respect I have for you is awesome.

 

[Rosco]

What is a post-pedantic intellectual?

 

[cloggypop]

What is a post-pedantic intellectual?

It's NME's new scene.

 

[peterhague]

What is a post-pedantic intellectual?

It means someone really learned and wise who'd never think of trying something so crass as basing a comeback on someone's small error or grammatical fault etc.

 

[doctor_mac]

The respect I have for you is awesome.

Cheers, that means a lot to me mate. I don't care what they say about you.

 

[Boozer]

It's NME's new scene.

It's no wonder their sales are plummeting, if that's the best they can come up with.

 

[mark1975]

So instead of a non-existent Sturridge, Lambert, Mario and Borini, we have Ings, Origi, Firmino and Benteke (maybe).

 

[King Binny]

 

[Rosco]

It means someone really learned and wise who'd never think of trying something so crass as basing a comeback on someone's small error or grammatical fault etc.

Quite the backhanded compliment

 

[cloggypop]

Thanks for reminding us that he is not Suarez Binny.

Rodgers out!

 

[ILD]

Im kinda liking Benteke off the back of it.

That's totally where I was going with my comment.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Lads, we're all pricks

@doctor_mac

@peterhague

Enough please

ignore fabio guys he doesn't even have a monocle

 

[ILD]

[pointless fact] Belgium's strike force could all be playing in Liverpool next season. [\pointless fact]

 

[ILD]

Damn, the pointless fact tags aren't working.

 

[Hansern]

So instead of a non-existent Sturridge, Lambert, Mario and Borini, we have Ings, Origi, Firmino and Benteke (maybe).

And Sturridge fit. Hopefully.

 

[6TimesaRed]

[pointless fact] Belgium's strike force could all be playing in Liverpool next season. [\pointless fact]

They Got beat by Wales as well..

Wales ffs

 

[Mors]

Is @peterhague morphing into Brendan?

Bit of a slur on Brendan that!

 

[gkmacca]

What is a post-pedantic intellectual?

It's what Brendan sends in one of his envelopes.

 

[Mors]

So with Benteke coming in (possibly, until pen to paper). The following people are guaranteed starters when fit - Benteke, Sturridge, Coutinho, Firmino, Milner, Hendo -- Who the fuck is going to be the DM or play infront of the back 4?! Surely he's not sold us to Milner by saying he'd play there? Henderson can't do it.

 

[Rosco]

We're going to revolutionise the game by operating with a false DM

 

[Fabio]

[pointless fact] Belgium's strike force could all be playing in Liverpool next season. [\pointless fact]

What about michuy batushui.. Or however you spell it.

HUH

WHAT ABOUT HIM










I don't even know if he gets selected, I'm just being awkward

 

[Mors]

It's looking that way! Maybe he's planning on playing Benteke on his own up, Firmino behind him, Sturridge on the bench, and bringing Can in.

 

[Judge Jules]

Michui batushui? That's not a player, that's a sneeze.

 

[Rosco]

We're never going to make 100 pages if Doc and P-Hag don't keep this beef going

 

[Rosco]

Do have a good history of players bought from Villa?

 

[mark1975]

It's looking that way! Maybe he's planning on playing Benteke on his own up, Firmino behind him, Sturridge on the bench, and bringing Can in.

I think it'll be a couple of different options really:

--------------------Can---------------------
----------Henderson---Milner-------------
---Firmino-----Benteke-----Countinho-
(or the same again with a diamond, Coutinho behind Benteke and Firmino, or Coutinho AND Firmino behind Benteke)

-----------Henderson--Milner-------------
-------------------Coutinho-----------------
----Ibe------------Benteke--------Firmino

------------Hend/Milner---Can---------------
--------------------Coutinho------------------
------Origi-------Benteke------Firmino---

Obviously it's horses for courses. We go into the season on the understanding that Sturridge isn't going to be fit for a while, we have Ings and Origi to throw into the mix, and there will be games where you only need two from Can, Milner and Henderson. Etc.

 

[mark1975]

Do have a good history of players bought from Villa?

Dunno, Collymore, Stan, Downing...