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Bellamy: Why I came back
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Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
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[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
regards
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
regards
It was a 7 iron, no?
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393121#msg1393121 date=1314903235]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
regards
[/quote]
No doubt hitting someone with a golf club is a justifiable reaction.
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
regards
[/quote]
No doubt hitting someone with a golf club is a justifiable reaction.
Ah come on, he just took the word "break" a bit too literally, that's all.
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393134#msg1393134 date=1314904941]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393121#msg1393121 date=1314903235]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
7
regards
[/quote]
No doubt hitting someone with a golf club is a justifiable reaction.
[/quote] there is hitting someone with a golf club and rapping their ankles a bit with it. The point is Bellamy cared enough to get angry.
Regards
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393121#msg1393121 date=1314903235]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
7
regards
[/quote]
No doubt hitting someone with a golf club is a justifiable reaction.
[/quote] there is hitting someone with a golf club and rapping their ankles a bit with it. The point is Bellamy cared enough to get angry.
Regards
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393144#msg1393144 date=1314908363]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393134#msg1393134 date=1314904941]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393121#msg1393121 date=1314903235]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
7
regards
[/quote]
No doubt hitting someone with a golf club is a justifiable reaction.
[/quote] there is hitting someone with a golf club and rapping their ankles a bit with it. The point is Bellamy cared enough to get angry.
Regards
[/quote]
Anyone that cares that much about karaoke needs mental help.
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393134#msg1393134 date=1314904941]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393121#msg1393121 date=1314903235]
[quote author=refugee link=topic=46711.msg1393119#msg1393119 date=1314903129]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46711.msg1393117#msg1393117 date=1314902898]
Well it was meant as a double entendre , but do people know why he gave JAR a rap around the shins with a nine iron?
regards
[/quote]
Because he wouldn't sing karaoke.
[/quote]
Exactly so , on a team building break to the Algarve. Whilst all the others joined in , Riise would not play and sulked off to his room, which rather defeated the object of them being there.
7
regards
[/quote]
No doubt hitting someone with a golf club is a justifiable reaction.
[/quote] there is hitting someone with a golf club and rapping their ankles a bit with it. The point is Bellamy cared enough to get angry.
Regards
[/quote]
Anyone that cares that much about karaoke needs mental help.
OK , you don't get it do you old lad? I will leave it there
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=46711.msg1393230#msg1393230 date=1314945494]
He's 32.
Has he not lost that pace he had 4-5 years ago?
[/quote]
Strangely enough no.
I remember reading when he played for Cardiff an interview in which he said he had his own independent trainer who advised him on certain aspects of training & how often to play games solely to keep his hamstrings & calves (sp?) in good condition so his burst of pace wasn't lost. As I recall it was an issue at Cardiff as he refused to play a few games very close together as it would have gone against that trainers advice.
He's 32.
Has he not lost that pace he had 4-5 years ago?
[/quote]
Strangely enough no.
I remember reading when he played for Cardiff an interview in which he said he had his own independent trainer who advised him on certain aspects of training & how often to play games solely to keep his hamstrings & calves (sp?) in good condition so his burst of pace wasn't lost. As I recall it was an issue at Cardiff as he refused to play a few games very close together as it would have gone against that trainers advice.
I don't suppose he'll be starting many of our games, so hopefully letting him run tagged defenders for the final 30 mins of a match will ensure a bit of longevity re his fitness.
I have to say I did watch a YouTube video for his 10-11 season and he looked nippy .
We've got such a versatile set of forwards in bellers and suarez.
Infect I don't think I'd swap bellers,carroll,Suarez and Kuyt for any other set of forwards in the prem. Bar cities ridiculous pool obviously.
Drogba,Torres,Anelka - 3 years ago most definitely but not today.
Utd have a formidable bunch of forwards too but I don't think id swap Rooney for Suarez...
I have to say I did watch a YouTube video for his 10-11 season and he looked nippy .
We've got such a versatile set of forwards in bellers and suarez.
Infect I don't think I'd swap bellers,carroll,Suarez and Kuyt for any other set of forwards in the prem. Bar cities ridiculous pool obviously.
Drogba,Torres,Anelka - 3 years ago most definitely but not today.
Utd have a formidable bunch of forwards too but I don't think id swap Rooney for Suarez...
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=46711.msg1393275#msg1393275 date=1314954054]
His Dutch trainer, Raymond Verheijen, is the bloke who infuriated Kenny last week by criticising him for playing Suarez. He's more likely to cause problems this time than Bellamy is.
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Isn't he the Welsh assistant manager ? He received quite the backlash for those comments criticizing Kenny..
God forbid Suarez playing 60 minutes against exeter 3 days before his next competitive match, which funnily enough he performed at his usual standard.
His Dutch trainer, Raymond Verheijen, is the bloke who infuriated Kenny last week by criticising him for playing Suarez. He's more likely to cause problems this time than Bellamy is.
[/quote]
Isn't he the Welsh assistant manager ? He received quite the backlash for those comments criticizing Kenny..
God forbid Suarez playing 60 minutes against exeter 3 days before his next competitive match, which funnily enough he performed at his usual standard.
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=46711.msg1393275#msg1393275 date=1314954054]
His Dutch trainer, Raymond Verheijen, is the bloke who infuriated Kenny last week by criticising him for playing Suarez. He's more likely to cause problems this time than Bellamy is.
[/quote]
If we have injuries I think you're right, but hopefully we'll only need to see Bellamy occasionally or at the end of games.
That said I suppose he can run defenders into the ground for 60 minutes & then unleash Suarez on their tired legs. Haha, fuck, imagine that as a defender. Hell.
Anyway, if he's not needed a lot his trainer shouldn't be an issue.
Nice to have you back macca.
His Dutch trainer, Raymond Verheijen, is the bloke who infuriated Kenny last week by criticising him for playing Suarez. He's more likely to cause problems this time than Bellamy is.
[/quote]
If we have injuries I think you're right, but hopefully we'll only need to see Bellamy occasionally or at the end of games.
That said I suppose he can run defenders into the ground for 60 minutes & then unleash Suarez on their tired legs. Haha, fuck, imagine that as a defender. Hell.
Anyway, if he's not needed a lot his trainer shouldn't be an issue.
Nice to have you back macca.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46711.msg1393266#msg1393266 date=1314953588]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=46711.msg1393230#msg1393230 date=1314945494]
He's 32.
Has he not lost that pace he had 4-5 years ago?
[/quote]
Strangely enough no.
I remember reading when he played for Cardiff an interview in which he said he had his own independent trainer who advised him on certain aspects of training & how often to play games solely to keep his hamstrings & calves (sp?) in good condition so his burst of pace wasn't lost. As I recall it was an issue at Cardiff as he refused to play a few games very close together as it would have gone against that trainers advice.
[/quote]
yep, bellamy has lost none of his pace and I think being played from the bench and being an intermittent starter will help him steer clear of injuries*
hasn't helped aurelio, but I digress 😉
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=46711.msg1393230#msg1393230 date=1314945494]
He's 32.
Has he not lost that pace he had 4-5 years ago?
[/quote]
Strangely enough no.
I remember reading when he played for Cardiff an interview in which he said he had his own independent trainer who advised him on certain aspects of training & how often to play games solely to keep his hamstrings & calves (sp?) in good condition so his burst of pace wasn't lost. As I recall it was an issue at Cardiff as he refused to play a few games very close together as it would have gone against that trainers advice.
[/quote]
yep, bellamy has lost none of his pace and I think being played from the bench and being an intermittent starter will help him steer clear of injuries*
hasn't helped aurelio, but I digress 😉
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=46711.msg1393285#msg1393285 date=1314954529]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46711.msg1393266#msg1393266 date=1314953588]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=46711.msg1393230#msg1393230 date=1314945494]
He's 32.
Has he not lost that pace he had 4-5 years ago?
[/quote]
Strangely enough no.
I remember reading when he played for Cardiff an interview in which he said he had his own independent trainer who advised him on certain aspects of training & how often to play games solely to keep his hamstrings & calves (sp?) in good condition so his burst of pace wasn't lost. As I recall it was an issue at Cardiff as he refused to play a few games very close together as it would have gone against that trainers advice.
[/quote]
yep, bellamy has lost none of his pace and I think being played from the bench and being an intermittent starter will help him steer clear of injuries*
hasn't helped aurelio, but I digress 😉
[/quote]
Being a sub is not necessarily good for hamstrings, as subs tend to go through a less thorough warm-up before starting to play. Hopefully Bellamy will know enough about his own body to avoid making that mistake.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46711.msg1393266#msg1393266 date=1314953588]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=46711.msg1393230#msg1393230 date=1314945494]
He's 32.
Has he not lost that pace he had 4-5 years ago?
[/quote]
Strangely enough no.
I remember reading when he played for Cardiff an interview in which he said he had his own independent trainer who advised him on certain aspects of training & how often to play games solely to keep his hamstrings & calves (sp?) in good condition so his burst of pace wasn't lost. As I recall it was an issue at Cardiff as he refused to play a few games very close together as it would have gone against that trainers advice.
[/quote]
yep, bellamy has lost none of his pace and I think being played from the bench and being an intermittent starter will help him steer clear of injuries*
hasn't helped aurelio, but I digress 😉
[/quote]
Being a sub is not necessarily good for hamstrings, as subs tend to go through a less thorough warm-up before starting to play. Hopefully Bellamy will know enough about his own body to avoid making that mistake.
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46711.msg1392953#msg1392953 date=1314886872]
Generous words from Worncock there. He's still a cnut, but fair play to the cnut.
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'They call me WOR-NOCK! Kneel before me!' he's gone quite mad
Generous words from Worncock there. He's still a cnut, but fair play to the cnut.
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'They call me WOR-NOCK! Kneel before me!' he's gone quite mad
[quote author=Binny link=topic=46711.msg1394076#msg1394076 date=1315117406]
Can someone explain Financial Fair Play to me? Surely, Man City are breaching it ?
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Can someone explain Financial Fair Play to me? Surely, Man City are breaching it ?
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