As for Ian Ayre, he was in the pub when the Chelsea Swansea game was on. Anyone who knows my old boozer will know that there's a lounge area full of hobbits but will not have been in there, they'll have seen it and looked away. It's full of hobbits all crouched over talking about last night's QI - and there's no TV, whereas the bar is ace and has the footy on... well he was in the lounge with his mate. I can understand missing the footy... but going out of your way not to watch it seems fucking nuts. Also, I have a natural distrust for grown men who drink bottles of bud when there are 14 different draught beers on.