Alisson Wonderland

[Woland]

He's fucking shite

 

[Skullflower]

He's fucking shite

No. Benteke was though.

 

[SummerOnions]

No. Benteke was though.

Nice to get some levels up in this. Fucking hell what a way to hasten your sacking

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Yeah, there's little point putting much stock in national team selections.

Loew didn't take Sane in his squad, which I thought was mad.

I think the whole of Germany, no sorry the whole world for that matter thought he was mad for not taking him.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm hoping we have some self fulfilling prophecy going on with this guy, in that he embraces being the most expensive keeper ever, decides he's totally worth it, and performs accordingly.

 

[tomasjj]

According to that Shot/ conceded list, Pope may have very well been a risk worth taking..

Quite impressive to think this guy would have faced quite a lot of shots given the team he played for was just promoted..

That list suggests like many said, he should have been first choice for England over Pickford in the World Cup

Maybe, but concentration is a key attribute for an LFC keeper as they usually have few shots to deal with.
Sweeping is another important one for us, as is distribution due to our fast attackers.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Woland]

6 year noose

 

[Skullflower]

This transfer reminds me of the Torres transfer

 

[Dreambeliever]

Yeah but foreigners aren't aware that London stinks of rat piss & often seem to mistakenly think it's better to live there than in the best city in the world.

No chance Melbourne Victory can afford him

 

[Woland]

Shut up. Everyone knew Torres would be great for us and shit for everyone else. Difference is Torres looked like a girl, instead of this dude who has a girl's name

 

[Skullflower]

Shut up. Everyone knew Torres would be great for us and shit for everyone else. Difference is Torres looked like a girl, instead of this dude who has a girl's name

Nah, there were many doubts about Torres.

 

[Woland]

Nah, there were many doubts about Torres.

From you maybe

 

[Skullflower]

From you maybe

Not from me but I didn't think he'd be as good as he was. No one did.

 

[Skullflower]

Anyway, you're always wrong about players so it's all good.

 

[Woland]

I'm wrong about most things in my life but I was right about Torres. You wash your mouth out you dirty heathen.

 

[doctor_mac]

We'll know soon enough. As soon as he stands between the sticks and looks like he's bossing the place. Or flapping about like a someone with a sting allergy in the midst of a swarm.

 

[Dreambeliever]

BOOMSHANKA!

Most of those saves look routine.

🙁

 

[Dreambeliever]

Watching the goals he conceded against us at Anfield and the Olimpico, you'd have to be quite negative towards him when blaming him.
At Anfield he could at a stretch maybe have reacted quicker for the 4th goal, but when Salah cuts inside like that and plays it across the box its nearly impossible.
In Rome, he could maybe have been quicker of his line to challenge Gini, but doesnt come out enough to get anywhere near the challenge.
So, at a stretch 1-2 goals out of 7.

Anyway, those two games arent enough to define him as a GK regardless.

It's not so much that but when you see De Gea make saves where you look at the replay and go 'how the fuck did he save that? '

That's what 67m should get you. A keeper that makes saves where you could easily say I didn't think that was savable.

Even Pickford did it a couple of times at the WC.

I've yet to see Allison make one of those saves from all the clips and he certainly didn't even get close to one in 180 mins against us while conceding 7

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hopefully our Nivea connection will sort out his fucking acne.
Anyway, we needed to get a new keeper. Not sure how good this kid is and if he's really top bracket, but better him than Karius.
And it's not my money, so fuck it.

If he can't save his face hopefully he can save a spot kick or two

 

[Dreambeliever]

Another interesting aspect - he seems to be outstanding in one on one situations.

Except when Mane is the other 1.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I pointed out Pope months ago. He's had an excellent season. Just like Alisson. But cheaper and Englisher.

I wanted Pope 🙁

 

[darkstarexodus]

Most of those saves look routine.

🙁

It's the routine ones that cost us the Champions League. That and your backsliding.

 

[Dreambeliever]

It's the routine ones that cost us the Champions League. That and your backsliding.

Ward can make routine saves.

For 67m I want saves that blow my mind.

 

[jimmy]

If a £68M Brazilian keeper is what it takes to keep Bobby happy at Anfield, then so be it.

 

[The Nomad]

I wanted Pope 🙁

Irish Catholic wanting a Pope? There's a surprise.

 

[Oncy]

Irish Catholic wanting a Pope? There's a surprise.

Fuck the pope.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Fuck the pope.

Sold out his visit to Ireland next month

 

[Oncy]

Sold out his visit to Ireland next month

People do love a good fiddle of kids over there.

 

[Dreambeliever]

People do love a good fiddle of kids over there.

Evidently. I'd be surprised if the majority weren't over 65.

The story about the buried babies seems to pushed almost all young people away from the church.