Alan Hanson on MOTD and Barnes on a coach to Southampton

[Judge Jules]

Well, don't harpoon about it.

 

[Athens]

I hope you're not planning to orcastrate something about my jokes.

 

[SummerOnions]

I think you guys need a sturgeon to fix your jokes

 

[Spionkop69]

The producer has now been ordered (by the new female channel controller) to 'find a woman' to be a regular on MOTD.

Oh great. Did anyone hear Juliet Ferrington floundering on 5 live from the pitch at Wembley. No fucker wanted to speak to her.

Why would that be?

 

[Judge Jules]

I hope you're not planning to orcastrate something about my jokes.

"Orcastrate"? You must have been knackered when you wrote that.

 

[Athens]

"Orcastrate"? You must have been knackered when you wrote that.

I liked it.

 

[Judge Jules]

Which is more than one can say for the orca.

 

[gkmacca]

Oh great. Did anyone hear Juliet Ferrington floundering on 5 live from the pitch at Wembley. No fucker wanted to speak to her.

Why would that be?

Is she black?

 

[HC]

Surely that Jacqui Oatley bird will get it then?

I kind of hope Clare the Butcher Balding would get the job just for shits and giggles as the world implodes.

 

[Silver Sean]

Oops. That's Lawrenson's ticket back.

Moaning old woman indeed.

 

[Pesam]

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This is prejudicial against Black Lesbian Whales who are FOR the bomb.

 

[StevieM]

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Bloody Whelsh....