Worst EVER Pool signings.

[Shay_K]

Have at it in whatever formation you want, but Loris Karius is in goal.
....No arguments.

 

[Fabio]

Jovanovic ----------Aspas----------Cole
-----------------Keita--------------------------
---------------Adam-----------poulson---------------
Koncheskey-----paletta----------Wilson----------josemi
--------------------Karius

That's the best I can initially come up with

Honourable mentions to voronin, diouf, diao, markovic, Bogdan, borini, Lambert, balotelli

Edit: took aqua out my side because I was reminded of Charlie adam

 

[binomial]

Can someone check on Shay and see if he's ok, genuinely concerned now.

 

[Shay_K]

Jovanovic ----------Aspas----------Cole
-----------------Keita-------------Aqua--------------
--------------------------poulson---------------
Koncheskey-----paletta----------Wilson----------josemi
--------------------Karius

That's the best I can initially come up with

Honourable mentions to voronin, diouf, diao, markovic, Bogdan

Really don't know how you could leave Phil Babb out.

 

[Fabio]

Really don't know how you could leave Phil Babb out.

Close call, but he always make me smile

 

[binomial]

Bogdan Degen Kryiagkos Dicks Konchesky El Zhar Poulsen Adam Jovanovic Borini Voronin

In terms of the least talented/gifted/ability. Then this.

 

[Fabio]

Ah the Greek was alright. Bought him for cheap and easy 4th choice. Cult hero for me. Don't mind el zhar as well, as he was just a shit youth product,and we've had tons of them

Otherwise yeah. fucking horror shows

 

[Shay_K]

Salif Diao .....I'm just sayin!

 

[Shay_K]

Notwithstanding the fact that he was in the Istanbul final Djimi Traoré is worth a mention but I think Dicks is nailed on in the RFB position.

 

[binomial]

Ah the Greek was alright. Bought him for cheap and easy 4th choice. Cult hero for me

Can't recall too many terrible CB's we've had tbh.

Maybe Song?

Seems harsh to include Coates / Lovren / Kolo.

 

[Markeh]

I’m still baffled by Borini, wasn’t Rodgers supposed to be aware of him from being part of the Chelsea youth setup or something? I thought it was one of those scenarios where a manager arrives with a few tricks up their sleeve like Rafa with Alonso and Garcia. That wasn’t the case at all, he was just shite but ran a lot.

 

[Shay_K]

Can't recall too many terrible CB's we've had tbh.

Maybe Song?

Ruddock and Babb would be my automatic selections.

 

[Shay_K]

Can't recall too many terrible CB's we've had tbh.

Maybe Song?

Seems harsh to include Coates / Lovren / Kolo.

Mauricio Pellegrino was also shite

 

[Squiggles]

------------------Charles Itanje
Degen -- Paletta - - Pellegrino - -- Konchesky
-----------Aquilani - - Poulson - - Keita
-----------Diouf-----Ballotelli-----Carroll

 

[Markeh]

Was Kirkland a shit signing? My memory isn’t good enough but he seemed expensive and always injured.

 

[Shay_K]

------------------Charles Itanje
Degen -- Paletta - - Pellegrino - -- Konchesky
-----------Aquilani - - Poulson - - Keita
-----------Diouf-----Ballotelli-----Carroll

I'd completely forgotten about Itange but as I can’t find any record of appearances for us Karius keeps his position in this team just for that Champions League Final. (Concussion or not)

 

[binomial]

Was Kirkland a shit signing? My memory isn’t good enough but he seemed expensive and always injured.

I always thought he came from our academy for some reason until about 2 years ago when I heard about his addiction to painkillers.

He was ok but there were many far worst keepers than him.

Jones, Doni, Bogdan, Cuntius.

 

[Shay_K]

Was Kirkland a shit signing? My memory isn’t good enough but he seemed expensive and always injured.

Karius
....just Karius.

 

[binomial]

------------------Charles Itanje
Degen -- Paletta - - Pellegrino - -- Konchesky
-----------Aquilani - - Poulson - - Keita
-----------Diouf-----Ballotelli-----Carroll

Carroll down the wing? Would love to see that.

 

[Markeh]

Karius
....just Karius.

100%

 

[binomial]

Mauricio Pellegrino was also shite

Don't remember him.

 

[Markeh]

I always thought he came from our academy for some reason until about 2 years ago when I heard about his addiction to painkillers.

He was ok but there were many far worst keepers than him.

Jones, Doni, Bogdan, Cuntius.

Once upon a time when we needed a goalkeeper we went out and bought two at once. Now when we need several midfielders it takes a couple of seasons.

 

[Markeh]

Don't remember him.

Horrific debut at United after we signed him seared into my brain

 

[Shay_K]

Bruno Cheyrou is also worth considering.

 

[Shay_K]

As is Antonio Nunez, part exchange for the Owen to Madrid deal.

 

[Shay_K]

Can someone check on Shay and see if he's ok, genuinely concerned now.

Shay has checked in at home nighty night lads.

 

[Woland]

The Greek broke Fellatio's leg and for that I will always love him.

Lucas and Poulson midfield made my balls shrivel up one afternoon in Birmingham and they both go in the lineup for that alone.

 

[Squiggles]

Carroll down the wing? Would love to see that.

 

[Shay_K]

OH Sweet Jesus, Mary, Joseph, & the holy donkey I completely forgot about Abel Xavier.

 

[bluebell]

I could name alot from the GH (RIP) era...
Diomede
Le Tellec and his cousin Pongnelle (or what ever their name is)
Salid Diao
Bruno Cheyrou (was hailed as the next Zidane)
Gregory Vignal
Harry Kewell
El Haj what ever the fuck his name is
Jean Michel Ferri