Zenit match thread

[nealmac]

Aother wasted free kick.

 

[FoxForceFive]

A mate of ours is on that this week.

This food show thing confuses me, but I've seen the connection, it seems to be age. I'll probably start liking them in ten years time.

Saying that, I got told that about both salad & red wine, & I still hate both.

 

[gkmacca]

Pretty accurate though, no?

Extremely accurate!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Aother wasted free kick.

That's cos the ref gave it to us, not them.

 

[Mors]

To be fair, they've got a better team than us out there. And they may well have a better manager. I don't begrudge them a win against our dross, again.

 

[Fox]

happy valentines

Hope nobody wasted a shag with the missus watching this tripe

 

[Mors]

If we get an away goal we're laughing 😉

 

[Oncy]

Dear Mr Blatter.

We at SCM feel that only allowing teams that do goals to win points is backward thinking and detrimental to the future of football. Its almost tantamount to Naziism.
The suggestion that we would like to bring to the party is that doing goals will still be considered good and still award teams with the goals they do, BUT in addition, we think that doing passing should also be counted. There are two types of passes that teams do that should be taken into account.
Firstly good passes. We think 100 of these should make the same as doing a goal.
There are also aimless or 'poor' passes. We think every 50 of these should count up to a goals.
We think this would make for betterness in football.
Thanks
SCM

 

[gkmacca]

It could've been about 4-3 to us, that's the sad thing.

 

[FoxForceFive]

happy valentines

Hope nobody wasted a shag with the missus watching this tripe

I don't usually fuck whilst the match is on. That's when you get a blowjob, as any fule knows.

 

[Leo]

To be fair, they've got a better team than us out there. And they may well have a better manager. I don't begrudge them a win against our dross, again.

You really are a fucking moron.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

oh well ... shit happens.

 

[Oncy]

happy valentines

Hope nobody wasted a shag with the missus watching this tripe

No. Shes getting hate fucked later on account of this though.

 

[gkmacca]

We're not going to get 3 goals next week Brendan so at least bung Borini on for five minutes!

 

[Mors]

You really are a fucking moron.

So when we're absolute shit you feel hard done by losing do you you daft cunt?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Leo - I know you're frustrated, but please language.

 

[Modo]

You like that don't ya...

 

[Mors]

If we could just pinch one goal we'd be right in this tie. If it stays like this we're surely out.

 

[themn]

happy valentines

Hope nobody wasted a shag with the missus watching this tripe

^^^meets "car owners" in the woods.

 

[Leo]

So when we're absolute shit you feel hard done by losing do you you daft cunt?

Yeah please don't begrudge me that.

 

[Hansern]

We dont do goals.
We do passes.
Other teams do goals.
Passes should add up to goals.
Maybe 50 passes per goal?
Then we'd win lots.
This goals only thing is shit.

We dont do goals.
Yet only 3 teams have scored more than us in the league.

Shit week, shit result and shit finishing tonight.

 

[FoxForceFive]

So when we're absolute shit you feel hard done by losing do you you daft cunt?

Can you both pack the insults in please?

There's a few in red you can tear into on this pitch should you need to.

 

[gkmacca]

That's right, faff about at the back and pass into the worst part of the pitch in the 90th minute, you idiots!

 

[nealmac]

An away goal will completely transform this. It would be almost as good as 2 goals.

 

[Fabio]

Bitterly disappointed by the lack of attacking subs by rodgers

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

As long as they don't get another. I need to sell my ticket for next week.

 

[Leo]

Can someone give Lucas a lend of Oscar Pastorius blades.

 

[gkmacca]

Bitterly disappointed by the lack of attacking subs by rodgers

Bizarre, wasn't it?

 

[Modo]

and.....ARMAGEDDON!

 

[Fabio]

Can someone give Lucas a lend of Oscar Pastorius blades.

Rather lend him his gun