Zenit match thread

[Oncy]

Super stewie should have told him to get fucked.

 

[Delinquent]

He's gone right off the boil.

 

[Red Astaire]

Whoa!!! So close from Suarez. They are playing much better this half.

 

[themn]

Fucking hell.

That hit Jordan's bedside table.

I'm not understanding the shagging Jordan stuff.

Explain thyself.

 

[Oncy]

Id love it if we did goals.

 

[Red Astaire]

Russian commentators are heaping praise on Allen. They are very impressed with his performance today. I just started watching, so don't know if I agree or not.

Don't - He's been rubbish. Getting better this half though.

 

[Hansern]

The one thing I DID expect to be good this season was our passing, but it's getting worse.

In your opinion maybe, but it isnt true

 

[Red Astaire]

Id love it if we did goals.

Ha ha Me too!

 

[themn]

In other news:

101 Great Goals ‏@101greatgoals
Raul Meireles has been sent off within the first 4 minutes of Fenerbahce's tie with BATE.

 

[Oncy]

I want Suso on to win this thing for us.

 

[Leo]

Allen has improved tenfold this half.
Skrtel looks a bag of nerves.

 

[Red Astaire]

Is it just me or is the pitch so bad it's must be like playing on massive 3 week old brillo pad?

 

[bkwitche2]

This is probably one of the worst matches in terms of overall play I've seen in a while.

 

[Hansern]

Russian commentators are heaping praise on Allen. They are very impressed with his performance today. I just started watching, so don't know if I agree or not.

Rusty for the first 20-25 mins, good after that.

 

[nealmac]

Allen has definitely come out of himself. Johnson is our only decent player.

 

[Red Astaire]

Allen has improved tenfold this half.

Agreed although that wasn't hard.

 

[Leo]

Enrique's arse must be made from concrete.
Hulk just bouncing off it

 

[ILD]

I was going to ring in sick for this. Thank god I kept that for a hungover monday or something.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm not understanding the shagging Jordan stuff.

Explain thyself.

Cos the goal was wide open, gaping, & out was harder to miss than score.

Prob a poor analogy. Ah well.

 

[themn]

The wording underneath our shirt numbers is making me think Suarez is wearing No.2.

It's really bugging me.

 

[Mojo]

He's gone right off the boil.

It is quite cold there apparently.

 

[nealmac]

Dear Stewie,

When taking a corner, can you please at least try to beat the first man?

Thanks.

 

[Oncy]

Is it ok if i start calling corners 'Nothings'
The ref has given a nothing.

 

[Mors]

For god's sake Brendan, send Raheem off to Kingston or somewhere for a week or so and just let him rest. The kid isn't going to play his way out of this poor form, he's tired.

I'm not looking for an argument with this one, but I don't agree with that in the slightest. He's not been playing 90mins on any sort of regular basis recently, and he does what, 4hrs of training every day? At 18years old?
When I was 18years old I did 3-4hrs every night and did a full days work, so he can man the fuck up.
And even if he played once or twice a week, 90mins, at 18years old he can get to fuck if he's tired.

Being 'tired' is a good old excuse for 'being shit' for periods in a footballers career. I doubt he's physically that tired at all, he could probably go and run a marathon tomorrow if he wanted to, he's as fit as a fiddle.

People are seeing that he's just not very good. He might be in the future, sure, but at the moment, he's not, he's average at best.

 

[bkwitche2]

I was going to ring in sick for this. Thank god I kept that for a hungover monday or something.

I'm thinking of heading in for some extra hours watching this. Definitely not worth missing work.

 

[Farkmaster]

Is it ok if i start calling corners 'Nothings'
The ref has given a nothing.

Yes, and for the opposition, you can call them a penalty kick.

 

[themn]

Cos the goal was wide open, gaping, & out was harder to miss than score.

Prob a poor analogy. Ah well.

Ooooooooh....'cause she's got a fanny like a pan ?

Understood.

 

[Modo]

Dear Stewie,

When taking a corner, can you please at least try to beat the first man?

Thanks.

Someone coming on looks like a small Spaniard

 

[Oncy]

Enrique's arse must be made from concrete.
Hulk just bouncing off it

Hes the Alexis Texas of Liverpool.
Probs had more cock too.

 

[gkmacca]

I know in training the players have exercises involving keeping the ball in tight situations, but it's perverse in a game like this where there's lots of space that we seem disinclined NOT to avoid tight situations. We're not using the open spaces anywhere near as much as we can and should. Switch sides, move the ball around and be more incisive.