WWIII Return of the Ruskie

[doctor_mac]

I heard this earlier this morning and laughed very heartily.

 

[Atlas]

Haha invasion of Iraq, ha.. yh anyway.

blase, nonchalant whatevs

 

[rurikbird]

Fucking war criminal bastard. He did so much damage with that decision.

 

[rurikbird]

Fucking hell, just look at his face. Apparently this is so common, that the Japanese toy manufacturer started to make this series:

 

[Athens]

He looks like a homeless person, lying down among all his worldly possessions.

 

[rurikbird]

I think your PM is a lot more popular in Ukraine than in the UK...

 

[rurikbird]

 

[refugee]

I think your PM is a lot more popular in Ukraine than in the UK...

Hopefully he'll finally take the hint and fuck off and live there.

Although the Ukrainian people have suffered a lot already.

 

[Holle]

He looks like a homeless person, lying down among all his worldly possessions.

Which he probably is.

 

[rurikbird]

"Yes, this is me. My job is collecting President Putin's excrements and putting them into a briefcase, every time he goes to the bathroom. You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation? Here's how..."

 

[Holle]

Well, this is one massive cliffhanger.

 

[Atlas]

Did Putin always walk like that? it's a bit of an odd gait?

 

[Bradley]

Did Putin always walk like that? it's a bit of an odd gait?

He'll never get in the annual Alex Ferguson senior politician five-a-side team moving like that.

 

[Judge Jules]

I read somewhere a while ago that an odd gait can be one of the signs of the onset of Parkinson's Disease.

 

[Athens]

It could be down to a recent surgery or whatever, perhaps he has a colostomy or a urine bag these days. Perhaps the guy with the leather case is using it to take away the soiled one?

 

[Athens]

We're doomed

 

[rurikbird]

Update on the various recent media stories around the Russian invasion:
https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1537599205681909760
1. Some Ukrainians went on the beach somewhere, so according to pro-Russian Western media that proves the war is somehow fake and they must pull support:


2. According to Foreign minister Lavrov, there is no war and no invasion; don’t believe your lying eyes:


3. A literal punching bag with Biden’s face has been installed in Moscow. Meanwhile the Russian state-controlled TV is obsessing over US politics and openly roots for anything that they think might help get Trump elected - that is how their best hope to snatch victory out of the jaws of defeat:

 

[rurikbird]

I guess this is what happens when you mix up the coordinates of the target with your own location…

 

[rubans]

I guess this is what happens when you mix up the coordinates of the target with your own location…

Looks like one of my attempts on Worms on Amiga. I would imagine strong wind played a part in that.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Looks like one of my attempts on Worms on Amiga. I would imagine strong wind played a part in that.

THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT GAME!

 

[rubans]

THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT GAME!

Boss mate, was created by a bed room coder and then brought by Team 17 from an expo.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Woland]

Unit

 

[The Nomad]

Unit

Tank!

 

[Judge Jules]

Can't see how Putin could have scraped the bottom of the barrel when this guy's clearly swallowed it.

 

[Shay_K]

Can't see how Putin could have scraped the bottom of the barrel when this guy's clearly swallowed it.

Use your imagination, or perhaps try research some man on man porn stites.

 

[Judge Jules]

 

[rurikbird]

18 people confirmed dead so far, but probably it’s a lot more. They shot 2 rockets designed for sinking an aircraft carrier into a crowded shopping mall in a city far from any frontlines - just because they can.

 

[doctor_mac]

18 people confirmed dead so far, but probably it’s a lot more. They shot 2 rockets designed for sinking an aircraft carrier on a crowded shopping mall in a city far for any frontlines - just because they can.

Apparently all those heavy munitions are going to be low in number by the end of the summer. Lets hope Ukraine are being better armed by then to respond.

 

[rurikbird]

Apparently all those heavy munitions are going to be low in number by the end of the summer. Lets hope Ukraine are being better armed by then to respond.

Yeah, the Russians are starting to run out of the modern precision-guided rockets, but unfortunately they still have a lot of explosive junk from 1960-70’s that’s far less precise/reliable, but they obviously don’t care about collateral damage. Ironically a lot of it was produced or designed in Ukraine and we gave most of it away to Russia after the Budapest memorandum was signed - not the best decision in hindsight.