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WWIII Return of the Ruskie

Is the strike on the shopping mall down to that new General Jabba the Hutt? He's ex-special forces (if you can believe it) so might be even more ruthless than usual.
 
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Freeze frame from the video above - just look at the size of that thing. Like I said, it’s designed for sinking aircraft carriers. Despite being 1960’s technology, it’s super-fast, basically hypersonic. The biggest drawback is lack of accuracy.
 
He would be better off doing zoom sessions.

Incidentally, I just finished reading a book called The Dive, by Stephen McGinty, it's about these poor fuckers in a tiny submarine who had to wait days at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean while the plans and equipment were readied to rescue their stricken sub. One of the guys in the sub went on to specialise in developing rescue subs and met Putin after he helped to rescue some Russian submariners. This was after the Kursk debacle, when he reckoned that if the Russians had said something sooner he could have got them out. Anyways, he described Putin as "The smallest and scariest man he had ever met."
 
Bernie Eccelstone would take a bullet for Putin apparently, Bernie who once attended a 'nazi' themed orgy and said Hitler was just getting things done said it wasn't intentional that thousands of Ukranians have been killed and that Zelensky could have avoided war had he just spoken to Putin (This might be true, and as long as Zelensky conceded lots of land and surrendered he might also have stopped the war)

Meanwhile some guy called Hamilton an N word, the kind word that Suarez used on Evra and has apologised. Bernie thinks Hamilton should be happy he's apologised and move on.

#Batshit
 
Bernie Eccelstone would take a bullet for Putin apparently, Bernie who once attended a 'nazi' themed orgy and said Hitler was just getting things done said it wasn't intentional that thousands of Ukranians have been killed and that Zelensky could have avoided war had he just spoken to Putin (This might be true, and as long as Zelensky conceded lots of land and surrendered he might also have stopped the war)

Meanwhile some guy called Hamilton an N word, the kind word that Suarez used on Evra and has apologised. Bernie thinks Hamilton should be happy he's apologised and move on.

#Batshit
Wasn't it Max Mosely rather than Ecclestone who was at the 'Nazi themed' orgy (something he denied and sued the S*n successfully about- not that he shagged a load of prozzies in fancy dress, just that it was Nazi themed)?

Bernie is fucking horrible wee gremlin twat.
 
Bernie Eccelstone would take a bullet for Putin apparently, Bernie who once attended a 'nazi' themed orgy and said Hitler was just getting things done said it wasn't intentional that thousands of Ukranians have been killed and that Zelensky could have avoided war had he just spoken to Putin (This might be true, and as long as Zelensky conceded lots of land and surrendered he might also have stopped the war)

Meanwhile some guy called Hamilton an N word, the kind word that Suarez used on Evra and has apologised. Bernie thinks Hamilton should be happy he's apologised and move on.

#Batshit
Anyone know where we can purchase a bullet? :cigar:
 
Yeah, I don't follow Formula 1 and never knew this guy was such a ghoul. Maybe it's some kind of show of class solidarity – Putin is the big kahuna in the international multi-billionaire club and smaller fish like Bernie always felt the need to suck up to him. Anyway, just looking at him and listening to this made me want to throw up.

 
We're at the stage where I'm starting to think it might not be Putin at these meetings... It's an impersonator who was forced to go under the knife but the surgeon botched it so now he doesn't look anything like him so they just made the table bigger. Easier than fixing his face and waiting for it to heal.
 



It’s absolutely indiscriminate at this point. This is downtown Kharkiv being hit, but same thing is happening to towns big and small, even villages - anything within range is getting pummeled. I have a relative in one small town near the border and they get hit 1-3 times per week - just random shelling and unguided rocket attacks from airplanes flying just beyond the border. The strategy is to create enough fear and suffering among the civilians that they in theory pressure the Ukrainian government to give up territory to stop the onslaught. It’s mostly having the opposite effect, of course.
 
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Was it really heading to Bangladesh? *strokes chin*
I suspect it was on the scenic route to Ukraine, perhaps via Bangladesh, or even the cargo would get unloaded somewhere en route. The Serbs wouldn't want to annoy the Russians after all...
 
You mean somewhere like Greece?
No, it wasn't meant to land in Greece, it was supposedly on it's way to Jordan first then onto Bangladesh. They tried to land in Greece because they lost one of the engines over Greece or Greek airspace.
 


“Lada” is a an absolute dogshit car that Russia “makes” (in reality just assembles from Chinese components).
 
You still see the odd lada here. I think it's normally communists who drive them.
 
You still see the odd lada here. I think it's normally communists who drive them.

Lada gave up selling cars in the UK because it was not feasible for them to meet the British emissions legislation. Around that time, shiploads of second-hand Ladas left the Port of Liverpool bound for Russia where there was a strong demand for these cheap (and available) vehicles.

Sometimes the police contacted the shipowner because some of the cars turned out to have been stolen. A rather low form of crime.

Ladas used to be driven very slowly down country roads by elderly chaps wearing cloth caps.
 
Lada gave up selling cars in the UK because it was not feasible for them to meet the British emissions legislation. Around that time, shiploads of second-hand Ladas left the Port of Liverpool bound for Russia where there was a strong demand for these cheap (and available) vehicles.

Sometimes the police contacted the shipowner because some of the cars turned out to have been stolen. A rather low form of crime.

Ladas used to be driven very slowly down country roads by elderly chaps wearing cloth caps.
Driven by people like yourself then...
 
Lada gave up selling cars in the UK because it was not feasible for them to meet the British emissions legislation. Around that time, shiploads of second-hand Ladas left the Port of Liverpool bound for Russia where there was a strong demand for these cheap (and available) vehicles.

Sometimes the police contacted the shipowner because some of the cars turned out to have been stolen. A rather low form of crime.

Ladas used to be driven very slowly down country roads by elderly chaps wearing cloth caps.
The ones that you see here are usually pretty old, the Riva and the niva, I think they're called. I'm not sure if I've seen any of the newer models.

This topic brings back the old lada jokes, what do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow. Why do ladas have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them...
 
The predecessor to the Lada was the Moskvich which really was a piece of shit. My boss bought one back in 1973 and used it to drive us apprentices around. It had the little flip out indicators on the door pillars and it had to have three new gearboxes in the first 18 months. Having said all of that I reckon the engine would have run on vodka and chip fat.
 
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