I'll go first, with the all too easy and obvious
"Pornstar" by Icklesack
I'm sick of flirting with girls who really aren't that fit
Plying them with lots of booze just to cop a feel of tit
Sometimes I think it's better just to use some GHB
(So whatcha gonna do?)
I've thought about a brass but it's too expensive
And if you have to know the truth I'm a little apprehensive
Cos sexual intercourse is something that should always be free
(So how you gonna get it?)
I'm gonna, sign up with some agencies
Give a sample at the desk to prove I got no STDs
And buy myself a cockring that has been tailored for me
(Make sure that you wash it)
I want lesbians, and anal whores
I'll piss over their faces as they lay on kitchen floors
But don't think for a second that anyone is pissing on me
(That's just gross)
I'm gonna change my name and shave my pubes
Cos that's how they all do it on the porn youtubes
Cos we all just wanna be big pornstars
And fuck girls in the shower and the back of cars
The girls come easy and the japseyes weep
We'll film it round a friend's house on the cheap
We'll do ass-to-mouth, and double anal to
We'll have a big gangbang and invite the crew
We won't wear condoms even though we should
There'll be fluffers on standby so we can keep wood
Yeah yeah they're there to keep our cocks hard
Hey hey I wanna be a pornstar
I wanna see girls nipples covered in tassles
And see a range of vegetables being stuck up assholes
Double penetrate them with my good buddy and me
(Can you say, cockfight?)
We might brush dicks, but it's all okay
If they're both inside a girl then it really isn't gay
I don't know why you'd think that, why what they sayin' 'bout me?
I'm gonna change my name and shave off my pubes
Cos that's how they all do it on the porn youtubes
Cos we all just wanna be big pornstars
And fuck girls in the shower and the back of cars
The girls come easy and the japseyes weep
We'll film it round a friend's house on the cheap
We'll do ass-to-mouth, and double anal to
We'll have a big gangbang and invite the crew
We won't wear condoms even though we should
There'll be fluffers on standby so we can keep wood
Yeah yeah they're there to keep our cocks hard
Hey hey I wanna be a pornstar
"Pornstar" by Icklesack
I'm sick of flirting with girls who really aren't that fit
Plying them with lots of booze just to cop a feel of tit
Sometimes I think it's better just to use some GHB
(So whatcha gonna do?)
I've thought about a brass but it's too expensive
And if you have to know the truth I'm a little apprehensive
Cos sexual intercourse is something that should always be free
(So how you gonna get it?)
I'm gonna, sign up with some agencies
Give a sample at the desk to prove I got no STDs
And buy myself a cockring that has been tailored for me
(Make sure that you wash it)
I want lesbians, and anal whores
I'll piss over their faces as they lay on kitchen floors
But don't think for a second that anyone is pissing on me
(That's just gross)
I'm gonna change my name and shave my pubes
Cos that's how they all do it on the porn youtubes
Cos we all just wanna be big pornstars
And fuck girls in the shower and the back of cars
The girls come easy and the japseyes weep
We'll film it round a friend's house on the cheap
We'll do ass-to-mouth, and double anal to
We'll have a big gangbang and invite the crew
We won't wear condoms even though we should
There'll be fluffers on standby so we can keep wood
Yeah yeah they're there to keep our cocks hard
Hey hey I wanna be a pornstar
I wanna see girls nipples covered in tassles
And see a range of vegetables being stuck up assholes
Double penetrate them with my good buddy and me
(Can you say, cockfight?)
We might brush dicks, but it's all okay
If they're both inside a girl then it really isn't gay
I don't know why you'd think that, why what they sayin' 'bout me?
I'm gonna change my name and shave off my pubes
Cos that's how they all do it on the porn youtubes
Cos we all just wanna be big pornstars
And fuck girls in the shower and the back of cars
The girls come easy and the japseyes weep
We'll film it round a friend's house on the cheap
We'll do ass-to-mouth, and double anal to
We'll have a big gangbang and invite the crew
We won't wear condoms even though we should
There'll be fluffers on standby so we can keep wood
Yeah yeah they're there to keep our cocks hard
Hey hey I wanna be a pornstar
