Does he even exist?No-one has a fucking clue what's going on...complete guesswork.
The player himself probably doesn't know either.
André Villas-Boas has denied reports that Tottenham have bid for Willian, a player who Liverpool are close to agreeing a deal for, although he concedes he is a fan of the Anzhi Makhachkala forward.
Tottenham have spent almost £60m on signings this summer but Villas-Boas is still looking for additions to his squad as he looks to secure Champions League qualification for next season.
The Tottenham manager was interested in signing Willian when he was at Shakhtar Donetsk last season and the Portuguese was also linked with the Brazilian when he was in charge of Chelsea.
Anzhi's owner, Suleiman Kerimov, is looking to sell most of the club's highly paid personnel in order to shrink their vast wage budget.
At a press conference to announce Tottenham's support for the NHS campaign "Get to know cancer", Villas-Boas was asked whether he had made a bid for the 25-year-old former Shakhtar player.
"No, no," he replied.
When asked whether he admired the player, the Tottenham manager said: "Yes. This is a player who I have spoken about in the past, not very long ago. He is a player who I appreciate. He belongs to them and I respect them so I wouldn't like to extend myself too much."
Liverpool are close to agreeing a deal with Anzhi, moreover, but they know the player has other options and are cautious having missed out on several expensive targets this summer.
Aly Cissokho is underwent a medical on Merseyside on Monday to cement his season-long loan move to Liverpool, however. A deal for the French left-back – a loan with a view to a permanent £5m transfer next summer – was agreed with Valencia at the end of last week.
Tottenham broke their transfer record twice, to sign Paulinho and then Roberto Soldado, this summer, while Nacer Chadli and Etienne Capoue have also joined in the past few weeks.
Yet it was clear from Sunday's 1-0 win at Crystal Palace, which came courtesy of a Soldado penalty, that the team are far from the finished article. They are light in defence after the sale of Steven Caulker and Villas-Boas concedes there is a good chance of at least one more player arriving before 2 September.
"We haven't finished," the 35-year-old said. "We have a very, very good squad. We have done most of our activity in the market, but we are looking further on that. There is a possibility [of new signings], yes."
Despite the host of new arrivals on show in at Selhurst Park on Sunday, the one question Spurs fans want clearing up is whether Gareth Bale will be at White Hart Lane after September.
Real Madrid are willing to break the world transfer record to sign the 24-year-old Welshman but talks appear to have reached an impasse.
Bale wants to leave for the Spanish capital, but when asked whether he thought the forward, who has been out with a foot injury, had played his last game for them, Villas-Boas said: "No. Not at the moment.
"He is a player who has had a clearing session [a light training session] today. Hopefully if everything goes well the player will be involved and I can give you further news in the future."
Bale will not travel with Spurs to Georgia on Tuesday for the club's Europa League play-off with Dinamo Tbilisi on Thursday. "He is in our Europa League squad, but he is not available [for Thursday's game] because he is injured," Villas-Boas added.
Has this turned into an actual race?SSN saying spurs have moved ahead of us in the race for Will.I.is.a.prick
The African is the one with the very small trunk and withered ears isn't it?*Looks down*
Wow. An upside down African elephant*
@BrazilStats: BREAKING - Liverpool will this week announce the signing of Will.I.an, according to Central da Bola. #LFC
Lets hope this is true!!
Hansern?Is this guy credible at all....
The fuck is a "marquee" player?
Anyone else think that we don't need this guy? I'd much rather we found a successor to Stevie with that money, especially with Luis returning next month.
Hansern?
Are you kidding?
The fuck is a "marquee" player?
Anyone else think that we don't need this guy? I'd much rather we found a successor to Stevie with that money, especially with Luis returning next month.
Anyone else think that we don't need this guy? I'd much rather we found a successor to Stevie with that money, especially with Luis returning next month.
That would Jordan Rossiter. No need to spend money on that position 😉