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Why are English supporters the most pitiful in world football?

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Do you know what annoys me about cauliflower? You pay by the wait but have to cut most of it off before cooking it.
 
Do you know what annoys me about cauliflower? You pay by the wait but have to cut most of it off before cooking it.

Cauliflower is just annoying in and of itself. And celery was just invented for women to irritate men by pretending to like it.
 
No sadness in this fucker's eyes

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Isn't a potato a tuber not a root vegetable anyway?

As for cauliflower, I eat both that & broccoli regularly, but both taste like shit, I just eat them cos I don't believe vitamin supplements are as good for your body & it sets a good example for the kids.

Don't eat cauliflower cheese though. That falls into the same category as Paela, in that it looks far too much like vomit to pass my lips.
 
I cannot think of a veggie I don't like. Actually food in general, I like it.

Had my first buffalo worm yesterday, it was so umami. Like pork chops only without all the fat and it's stuffed with protein.

We'll all eat in ten to twenty years time instead of beef and pork etc.
 
After going to the Euros in Portugal I decided I didn't really want to watch many more England games. Watching the game was amazing and we celebrated with a group of fans next to us it was fine. Outside it was horrible, German bomber songs being sung echoed all round a mall before the game, shit chants and random abuse. Maybe it's my nervous disposition but I always felt on edge and never comfortable.

The day after the England/Portugal game we were travelling on the metro and heard a few supporters talking about the game and naturally got involved. Them thinking a few brown lads were not England fans wasn't really and issue, aggression and 'bringing the boys down to your place next time' was a little off putting. Met another group of brown lads from England out there who experienced a little more abuse while also speaking to a news reporter from the Beeb who said he hated following the big games cos the fans were generally idiots.

Having said that had racist abuse in Liverpool for the games and all.

Roast parsnip and carrots covered in a thin layer of honey half way through roasting is beautiful.
 
Isn't a potato a tuber not a root vegetable anyway?

As for cauliflower, I eat both that & broccoli regularly, but both taste like shit, I just eat them cos I don't believe vitamin supplements are as good for your body & it sets a good example for the kids.

Don't eat cauliflower cheese though. That falls into the same category as Paela, in that it looks far too much like vomit to pass my lips.

I've only had paella a couple of times but it's smashing.
 
A nice paella is fab. It needs chorizo in it to be at its best though, IMO of course. A lot of the ones you buy in the shops here have chicken and prawn only and can be a bit bland as a result.
 
If put it in a blender with some water and flour, it becomes an excellent pizza crust.
That's fucking madness. 00 flour, yeast, salt & water. Possibly strong bread flour mixed w with 00 at a push.

Adding anything else makes it officially not a pizza.

Fucking cauliflower in a pizza dough.
 
I've only ever been to one England match and that was only because it was in Amsterdam and really cheap. Never seen so many dickheads giving it large and this was for a friendly.

Luckily my mate was a bit apprehensive about being in the Dutch side so had turned up dressed as an orange lion wearing lederhosen and would only speak Dutch, despite being from Barrow, so they stayed well clear and didn't try to befriend us. Quite funny getting the arms out, monkey walk, come on then shite from dickheads from Nuneaton as soon as they got off the train and were at a safe distance.
 
There are so many crap vegetables out there and for some fecking mad reason most of them seem to find their way into my sandwich whenever I order one in a pub. What the hell is THAT about?? I come from a proper sane working class family where, say, a ham sandwich means ham in two slices of bread, but if you ask for that now you get a salad sandwich with a hint of ham. One of these times I'm going to snap and pin the bloody waiter to the wall and say, 'LOOK: IF I WANTED CUCUMBER, TOMATO, CELERY, LETTUCE, RED ONION, CARROT, CABBAGE, BEETROOT - FECKING BEETROOT!!! - IN MY HAM SANDWICH, I WOULD HAVE FECKING ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!'
 
This is the sort of shit you peasants are missing out on.

The following is from the menu at the Curran Court Hotel in Larne - a fine establishment that I have frequented regularly over my life.

"All Mains served with either
Chipped, Creamed, Baby Boiled, Champ, Boiled or Roasted Potatoes
Garlic Chips & Garlic Potatoes £0.75 extra"

Now that's choice....
 
There are so many crap vegetables out there and for some fecking mad reason most of them seem to find their way into my sandwich whenever I order one in a pub. What the hell is THAT about?? I come from a proper sane working class family where, say, a ham sandwich means ham in two slices of bread, but if you ask for that now you get a salad sandwich with a hint of ham. One of these times I'm going to snap and pin the bloody waiter to the wall and say, 'LOOK: IF I WANTED CUCUMBER, TOMATO, CELERY, LETTUCE, RED ONION, CARROT, CABBAGE, BEETROOT - FECKING BEETROOT!!! - IN MY HAM SANDWICH, I WOULD HAVE FECKING ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!'
Does anyone else now feel like a nice ham salad sandwich?
 
This is the sort of shit you peasants are missing out on.

The following is from the menu at the Curran Court Hotel in Larne - a fine establishment that I have frequented regularly over my life.

"All Mains served with either
Chipped, Creamed, Baby Boiled, Champ, Boiled or Roasted Potatoes
Garlic Chips & Garlic Potatoes £0.75 extra"

Now that's choice....
Does it come with a stab proof vest as well? 😉
 
I can only assume that the cauliflower haters boil it until you can push it through your teeth.

My ex tried to get me into "cauliflower mash" in stead of potatoes.

That might be a reason she's my ex.
 
I can only assume that the cauliflower haters boil it until you can push it through your teeth.
Hahaha, not me, veg should be crunchy.

Bex nan puts her vegetables on the hob at the same time she puts her roasties in the oven. Almost a fucking hour they simmers for, tastes like shite, & probably has less nutrients in. Not to mention the fact she needlessly adds salt to them as they cook.
 
I can only assume that the cauliflower haters boil it until you can push it through your teeth.


Char grilled it is lovely, we bbq it all the time, but my all time fav soup is cauliflower and stilton - simply fantastic.
Anyways we have a plague of illegal european immigrant moths which are going to eat all the cauliflowers and cabbages so all you colly rascists out there won't have to put up with it this year
 
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