West Ham vs Liverpool.

[Judge Jules]

What a goal THAT would have been.

 

[Comical Aly]

Just turned down morning sex to watch the rest of this... If we don't win I'm going to have the angriest wank ever later

I'm on honeymoon and agreed with the new mrs that we'd have a shag each time we scored. Didn't get through the first one before they equalised so we gave that up for no 2.

 

[DHSC]

Oh ffs

 

[Modo]

Suarez you Ledge....almost

 

[Fabio]

Suarez is trying to take the living piss out of football

 

[Holle]

Aaaargh!

 

[darkstarexodus]

Passing it around with ease then shift into high gear and Suarez another flick hits the bar. Unreal.

 

[Molbystwin]

Blimey.... in a way I wished hed gone for a simple finish but.... bloddy hell Suarez... What a player.

 

[Markeh]

Keeper wasn't getting that

 

[Modo]

Long ball time.

 

[Fabio]

2 lumps up top

 

[Markeh]

fuck sake not 5 at the back

 

[RedZeppelin III]

ah fuck ....i needed that to go in , could have called off the ambo with the defibrillator

 

[Holle]

Kolo for Sturridge.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Toure, Kolo Kolo.

 

[Modo]

Sturridge subbed...Touré in.

 

[Fabio]

Kolo coming on for sturridge

 

[DHSC]

Operation lump it up is now on

 

[Modo]

5 at the back

 

[Athens]

My fucking nerves!

 

[Markeh]

dirty fucking bastard

he was away

 

[Mystic]

I think the Carlton Cole substitution will lead to a change of tactics from Big Sam, can't think what they'll be though, Big Sam is very good at keeping you guessing.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Suarez is trying to take the living piss out of football

You can't score from this angle?
Said fucking who?

 

[DHSC]

What the fuck are they arguing about

 

[Molbystwin]

Unlucky Danny... save it for next game son

 

[darkstarexodus]

Ridiulous professional foul on Amero.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Come ed redmen, put this to bed now, eh?

 

[Judge Jules]

If we hadn't already had two penos....

 

[Markeh]

great play Sterling

 

[Judge Jules]

Suarez is a one-man army up front. 😎