West Ham v Liverpool Match Thread

[manwithnoname]

Lanzini in again. Smashes it over. Gomez a cunt. Again

 

[FoxForceFive]

Jesus fucking christ we are so shit under pressure it's untrue.

 

[Raz]

Carroll has made a difference. Gomez is all over the shop.

 

[manwithnoname]

It's a battle of the two shittest defences in the league

 

[FoxForceFive]

Carroll has made a difference. Gomez is all over the shop.

It's hardly a shock that having a target man against our clown of a defence is gonna cause problems. I'm just amazed they didn't start him.

 

[DHSC]

Oblak next season please.

 

[Woland]

Lanzini shoulda scored again then. I'm so glad we bought the ox instead of him.

 

[doctor_mac]

Jesus. Lanzini clear again.

 

[keniget]

Fucking hell we are a mess. Does any other so called top team get rattled like this so regularly?

Awful to watch.

 

[manwithnoname]

Get Wijnaldum on!

 

[rurikbird]

Great goal from Lanzini - I wouldn't even blame Gomez too much, it was just an amazing technical play that deserved to end in a goal.

Our goal was all about Firmino - amazing control at first and then put on a plate for Ox. I think even @manwithnoname will appreciate the quality of this play.

 

[doctor_mac]

Get Wijnaldum on!

Arf!

 

[manwithnoname]

Great goal from Lanzini - I wouldn't even blame Gomez too much, it was just an amazing technical play that deserved to end in a goal.

Our goal was all about Firmino - amazing control at first and then put on a plate for Ox. I think even @manwithnoname will appreciate the quality of this play.

I'd blame Gomez because he defended like a cunt and it was his fault

 

[doctor_mac]

I'd really like Milner to come on. For anyone really.

 

[Markeh]

We look like we'll punish them on the break

 

[KopRed]

Wtf Gomez.

 

[DHSC]

Calm the fuck down Gomez.

 

[FoxForceFive]

You're useless Matip, so don't try to fuck about with the ball, esp when you're miles away from where you should be.

And now gomez gives a free kick away in a dangerous area.

Fuck me.

 

[manwithnoname]

We need to get fucking Gomez off

 

[keniget]

Great goal from Lanzini - I wouldn't even blame Gomez too much, it was just an amazing technical play that deserved to end in a goal.

It was a great goal but why did Gomez dodge the ball? Lanzini got to do what he did because Gomez misread the situation.

 

[keniget]

Milner for Mane?

 

[KopRed]

We need to start playing.

 

[doctor_mac]

Milner for Mane?

Yeah, probably the best call.

 

[Shay_K]

Gomez is struggling. Is TAA on our bench?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Get Wijnaldum on!

Wow. I'd actually, genuinely, forgotten he was on the pitch & wondered why you'd said that.

We should market him as the invisible man, sell a bundle of our away shirt or third shirt with bandages & sunglasses with his name on or something.

 

[Portly]

Which of our players will the Fickle Finger of Fate point at next?? 😱

 

[FoxForceFive]

Milner for Mane?

Makes sense. Doesn't actually matter where he plays, we need a calm considered senior player our there.

Can we get Gary Mac out of retirement? He'd be fucking boss in this side to sort some of these dickheads out when they're flapping.

 

[manwithnoname]

Fuck me. We need to get some control back and drop the tempo. It's fucking comical how panicked and jittery we are

Change the midfield and get that clown Gomez off

 

[KopRed]

Why is Ming rushing to play the ball when we are under pressure? We are 2 goals up for fucks sake. Delay it abit and take some of the heat off.

 

[Markeh]

Is Grujic on the bench?