We'll never finish above Utd...

[mom]

Yes yes I'm too young to be up, comic genius. Honestly, it's bad for your health all this stress and shit. You really shouldn't let the net be so important to you. It's really not worth it. Seriously dude, relax. Stress is a killer.

 

[mom]

Fucking handbags in here!

Wha!!!!???

Look bitch, he can call me a child, but nobody calls me a girl. Don't make go all green and angry on you. It ain't pretty. X

 

[mom]

I think we should do a fight club thing. An annual 6cm meet to sort things out like men. Real men.

 

[SummerOnions]

I think we should do a fight club thing. An annual 6cm meet to sort things out like men. Real men.

You can start it. Punch yourself in the face

 

[mom]

You can start it. Punch yourself in the face

That's almost funny.

 

[Piedro]

I'm expecting you to be there with the party bags at the next drinkies @Red Astaire!

Yeah, just make sure he consults a scouser before going out on the street and buying stuff for the party bags.

 

[cloggypop]

May as well lump this in with the other thread.

I agree.

 

[Athens]

Look bitch, he can call me a child, but nobody calls me a girl. Don't make go all green and angry on you. It ain't pretty. X

Who brought gender into this?

Although your user name is mom so I should be excused for any confusion.

 

[SummerOnions]

That's almost funny.

I laughed. that's all i'm aiming for

 

[cloggypop]

I laughed. that's all i'm aiming for

Worked for me.

 

[mom]

Who brought gender into this?

Although your user name is mom so I should be excused for any confusion.

'Handbags'.

Fair point on the mom thing. Damn.

 

[mom]

I laughed. that's all i'm aiming for

You fucker. Now I feel sorry for you so I can't be a shit to you. But then, maybe that was your plan all along. Clever lad.

 

[Frogfish]

Mate whenever Spurs and Utd lose the milky bars are on me!

Oh God. If ever there was a kid I absolutely hated it was that one.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

everyone looks shit, its fantastic

 

[Athens]

Yeah, just make sure he consults a scouser before going out on the street and buying stuff for the party bags.

Send him out for some Mozambique and he comes back with this:

 

[C/O]

@mom Do you think you're being cool, or do you know you're being a spanner?

Genuinely curious.

 

[mom]

Genuinely funny post.

Define spanner

 

[gkmacca]

That would be a wrench.

 

[mom]

Ba dum tish!

 

[Judge Jules]

This is nuts.

 

[mom]

Yeh I guess it is, Jules. it's probably going way off topic so I'll reign it back in m'lud.

 

[gkmacca]

We should be talking about pliers, not puns!

 

[Judge Jules]

I'm afraid that horse has bolt-ed.

 

[gkmacca]

Washer mouth out!

 

[Judge Jules]

Ah, pipe down!

 

[ctlovesred]

What a tool

 

[OLD_Lewy]

I still think it will be very close, united have a better attack but a shitter defence, so who knows

 

[mom]

They could well do what we did last season and just outgun most teams, especially if Falcao finds his feet. Plenty of quality attacking options and no European distractions.

 

[Mystic]

They could well do what we did last season and just outgun most teams, especially if Falcao finds his feet. Plenty of quality attacking options and no European distractions.

Except, you know, us winning loads of games at the beginning of last season.

 

[RolandG]

Utd's defence is probably the only defence worse than ours at the minute. The December 13 game should be a right goalfest.