Ugly Gaga

[Ryan]

[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=36080.msg1058957#msg1058957 date=1266970183]
it's cos i only pull classy birds.
[/quote]

I want to believe you Skully, I do.

 

[Skullflower]

any age.

 

[Skullflower]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36080.msg1058964#msg1058964 date=1266970421]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=36080.msg1058957#msg1058957 date=1266970183]
it's cos i only pull classy birds.
[/quote]

I want to believe you Skully, I do.
[/quote]

trufax

 

[Portly]

Tonight's the night!!! ;D

 

[vantage]

Have a good night Old Chap. I really hope that you dont see that ^^^

 

[Portly]

I hope Health and Safety will be standing by with buckets of sand! ;D

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Don't rush the stage too early and have security throw you out 😉

regards

 

[Portly]

I am going in my gold Lycra leotard so they will think I am part of the act.

😉

 

[Judge Jules]

Nah, they'll just think you're from Bootle.

 

[Bradley]

Porty. Tonight.

 

[themn]

Where's the cock ?

The mystery deepens......

 

[Portly]

It was a cold day.

It's been a tough winter.

 

[Rouge Penguin]

[quote author=Bradley link=topic=36080.msg1059192#msg1059192 date=1267014222]
Porty. Tonight.

[/quote]
Guy Richie must be chuffed he got rid

 

[singlerider]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36080.msg1058953#msg1058953 date=1266970086]
You're not missing much. Anal sex is overrated.
[/quote]

As if it is.

Anal sex is the shit!

 

[themn]

I wonder how delirious young Portly is right about now ?

His adoration of Gaga is one of my favourite things about this site.

 

[themn]

Come on, Portly, we need a concert report !

Maybe he's run away with her ?

 

[Vlads Quiff]

My eldest lad should have dropped him off home by now.......expect a report any time now

regards

 

[themn]

*maintains holding pattern*

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

He will be either lying on his bed, cock in hand, or ........ well. That's it.

 

[Peatcheo]

Juice FM listeners gave it mixed reviews, driving home from the cinema then and a few people seemed dissapointed.

 

[Bradley]

[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=36080.msg1059574#msg1059574 date=1267055368]
Juice FM listeners gave it mixed reviews, driving home from the cinema then and a few people seemed dissapointed.
[/quote]

We only care for one mans review though.

Come on Portly!

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=36080.msg1059574#msg1059574 date=1267055368]
Juice FM listeners gave it mixed reviews, driving home from the cinema then and a few people seemed dissapointed.
[/quote]

Oooh that's a worry. Well we can only hope Portly really enjozzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

 

[Ryan]

'What did a middle-aged man think of a hermaphrodite in concert'.

I've held on for better things in my life if I'm honest.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Middle aged? Portly will be delighted. I am certain Portly is retired and a bus-pass holder.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=36080.msg1059581#msg1059581 date=1267055599]
Middle aged? Portly will be delighted. I am certain Portly is retired and a bus-pass holder.
[/quote]

Ha, I'd no idea to be honest.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Our oldest poster I would suggest. Hence the playful ribbing when he drools over Gaga.

 

[Ryan]

Aaah, wasn't aware.

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=36080.msg1059591#msg1059591 date=1267055836]
Our oldest poster I would suggest. Hence the playful ribbing when he drools over Gaga.
[/quote]

The drools unintentional.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Haha true, that's why he always keeps a hankie in his breast pocket.

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=36080.msg1059598#msg1059598 date=1267056032]
Haha true, that's why he always keeps a hankie in his breast pocket.
[/quote]

I wish he would look at his brass pocket watch and see its time to post his review. He has been talking about this "event" for a good 3 months!!!