TV Nonces dealt with.

[Got the moves like Carra]

I would struggle to have ANY objectivity nowadays about such matters as being the father of a young daughter, I pretty much think everyone is a fucking nonce.
The guy from Scouts, the Karate people, the dads of every single one of her school friends.
ALL NONCES!!

My daughters 12 and I've felt like this for about 12 years!

 

[localny]

Sleepover parties are the worst over here. You just never bleedin' know.

 

[Judge Jules]

Ha. That's actually true.

If I see a kid lost now (often happens in he playground of my boys school cos it's broken up into three sections & kids run off) the first thing I do us get one of my kids to make sure they don't go anywhere instead of grabbing them myself, then ask the nearest adult if they belong to them so it's apparent if I then grab the kid why I've done it.

That's not my first instinct, nor should it be in an ideal world, but it's necessary.

A couple of months back I was waiting to cross the road when a kid about Isabelle's age (three) ran past us on to the road whilst it was busy. I quickly scooped her up, & she screamed. Her mum, finally looking up from her phone & noticing her kid wasn't beside her, then angrily asked me what I thought I was doing grabbing her kid. Thankfully Luke set her straight immediately at which point she shut the fuck up.

That exact same thing happened to me some years ago. Fortunately her mum was actually pursuing her to stop her and was grateful, but I remember thinking "That was lucky" about the mum's reaction (or lack of it) and then thinking how sad it was that we as a society have got to that point.

 

[Matt]

Headline Editor had a day off today...

 

[Oncy]

Sleepover parties are the worst over here. You just never bleedin' know.

Molly is always asking to have sleepovers at her friends house.
And I know its shit but unless im close with the parents I just wont have it.
I dont care how close she is the the friend.
The other night a gang of them went out to play then at 8 she phones me and says im at Georges house can I sleep over, loads of year 6 are.
My first isntinct isnt 'Isnt that lovely' its 'What fucking normal human would just on a whim let loads of kids stay over?'

THE FUCKING NONCEY KIND.

I hate myself. I should have more trust, but saville and Rotherham have made shit 4KHD

 

[Portly]

Ronald Koeman has brought a Bluenose twitter storm down on his head.

He tweeted a photo of his Christmas tree.

Some of the decorations on it were red.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hahaha. They're a touchy lot. Loads of the fellas in Bex family won't wear anything red at all.

Fucking bizarre.

 

[Portly]

Anybody who has ever prepared Powerpoint charts for a talk will tell you that God just didn't make enough primary colours.

Taking one of them out of your life leaves you severely handicapped.

 

[Leo]

It's the bloods and crips with everlast trackies and lonsdale trabs.

 

[Brizzle]

I've been avoiding this thread given the commotion caused by one of my estranged family members....

 

[Rosco]

Is Koeman a nonce ?

 

[gkmacca]

I'd be surprised if small time agents don''t soon get drawn into this investigation. Whereas in coaching terms I'd say the danger has lessened over recent years, given the professionalisation of club coaching and the greater awareness of the issues, the danger has, if anything, increased in terms of grooming and worse among agents. You only need to look at youth games where all kinds of dubious characters are hanging around, and the fact that minor and would-be agents are buzzing around, preying on poor families hopeful of some cash, and kids hoping for a career. Along with 'historic' investigations the FA should be looking seriously at how lax and in some places anarchic that aspect is.

 

[manwithnoname]

Molly is always asking to have sleepovers at her friends house.
And I know its shit but unless im close with the parents I just wont have it.
I dont care how close she is the the friend.
The other night a gang of them went out to play then at 8 she phones me and says im at Georges house can I sleep over, loads of year 6 are.
My first isntinct isnt 'Isnt that lovely' its 'What fucking normal human would just on a whim let loads of kids stay over?'

THE FUCKING NONCEY KIND.

I hate myself. I should have more trust, but saville and Rotherham have made shit 4KHD

4k what?

 

[Piedro]

Im not down with the kids in the slightest, but I assumed it meant "Fucked"

Four-K-H-D = FUCKED?

 

[Piedro]

I've been avoiding this thread given the commotion caused by one of my estranged family members....

Spill Brizzel

 

[cloggypop]

Around 350 victims have come forward so far

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38172940...ng&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

 

[Rosco]

Police forces investigating allegations:

• North Wales
• North Yorkshire
• Dorset
• Staffordshire
• Greater Manchester
• Cambridgeshire
• Hampshire
• Cheshire
• Northumbria
• Metropolitan
• Police Scotland
• Avon and Somerset
• Essex
• Norfolk

 

[Oncy]

4k what?

Sorry I just meant brought stuff that was murky and hidden and in the background into super hi-def

 

[Athens]

Spill Brizzel

It must be the crafty cockney.

 

[The Nomad]

It must be the crafty cockney.

Got to be, @Brizzle

 

[Windom Earle]

Police forces investigating allegations:

• North Wales
• North Yorkshire
• Dorset
• Staffordshire
• Greater Manchester
• Cambridgeshire
• Hampshire
• Cheshire
• Northumbria
• Metropolitan
• Police Scotland
• Avon and Somerset
• Essex
• Norfolk

There's another four on the list now.

Police forces investigating allegations:

• North Wales
• North Yorkshire
• Dorset
• Staffordshire
• Greater Manchester
• Cambridgeshire
• Hampshire
• Cheshire
• Northumbria
• Metropolitan
• Police Scotland
• Avon and Somerset
• Essex
• Norfolk
• Warwickshire
• Derbyshire
• Devon and Cornwall
• West Midlands Police

Kent Police has said it received reports of historical child abuse within the county's football community and is now reviewing them.

Still no Merseyside Police as yet.

 

[Oncy]

There's another four on the list now.

Police forces investigating allegations:

• North Wales
• North Yorkshire
• Dorset
• Staffordshire
• Greater Manchester
• Cambridgeshire
• Hampshire
• Cheshire
• Northumbria
• Metropolitan
• Police Scotland
• Avon and Somerset
• Essex
• Norfolk
• Warwickshire
• Derbyshire
• Devon and Cornwall
• West Midlands Police

Kent Police has said it received reports of historical child abuse within the county's football community and is now reviewing them.

Still no Merseyside Police as yet.

My county still in the clear..........we need it after Stoke Mandeville......