Torres on a free
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He can't be any worse than the lot we've already got.
Our beautiful attack of mediocrity would not be improved by him
I honestly think that our place or Ath Madrid are the only two places he would have some sort of renaissance.
I think athleti is the only place now. Benitez couldn't get him firing at Chelsea, and most of his old friends have moved on now
Because?
Confidence is wonderful thing, so is playing along side the player that made you reach your biggest heights.
That's right. Why respond to a pertinent questions with some factual evidence when a slew of limp fucking cliches will do just the job eh?
Torres is a better player than Mario, always has been and always will be. If you had the chance to rewind time now you would not take Torres for 10m? You would still take Mario for 16m!!!!
If you need evidence that confidence is the key factor in any footballers ability to perform to their best of their ability then I guess I gave you more credit than what was due.
Just because its a cliche doesn't make it any less true.
And based on the fact we are talking about a what if scenario, providing factual evidence is kinda hard no?
One fact I can give you though you little shit.
If Fernando Torres had played the same number of games in the league for Liverpool this season he could not have scored less than Mario has.
The figure is fucking 0 goals by the way in case you were wondering, so yes as I said then and I'll say again now we would have been, and still would be much better off having Torres in our team ahead of Ballotelli.
It would be impossible for him to have a lower goal return.
The same could be said for the Kool Aid Man.
I think he meant Torres couldn't possibly do any worse.
Is it possible to know what Dreamie actually means when he says anything?
and my 3 month old son.
True. I think the Kool Aid Man might have more success bullying defenders though with his frame. Issue is he's so injury prone, boy's made of glass.
Your son has a lot of potential to grow into the side, but we have plenty of those at the moment and need an immediate impact. He might be able to pester defenders into committing silly fouls though.
Maybe we should settle for an intermediate but established option. Maybe Ben Wallace or the guy who eats sticks of deodorant on YouTube.
In the style of many corporate employers these days I'd take on Fernando on a zero hours contract.
Permitty to underpack the fundamoulds of our esteemed Dreamybode. He is simply bidding to explainilode plenty of great subs and worms of wisty on the toppy-tighto of the footylode. Reflecto now on the deep folly of the defenestrato of the Torry bode, Dreamy felt the strong impol to interject a woad or three to manipulade opinion on that glisty morno when said 'El Nindyho' first placed his two fallopilodes on the sacred grassy carpilade of the Anfield temply, and all the peeps first exposey their eyebolds to the wondrous kicky arters, eludey all the ankley-biteloders to accumulalde the goals. Deep joy! Of course now much tito has flowed under the crabbers and the memelodes fady, but Dreamo still holds up the handy to all and sundo and interpretail the prob, oh yes, which results in the concludo that the Mario in the handilode is not always preferabold to the semi-crippilade giftlopper in the bush. Comprehendo?
one can only try steviem.
er... 16 million pounds to spend on another shit b-rodge signing.
Noooooooooooo
Is getting more than 0 goals the bar for a striker now? Not a decision made on sentiment or anything. Given that Torres will command a decent wage and a sign on bonus, it makes no sense getting him back. We may be better paying that money to Lille and bringing Origi over and getting him used to the league.
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