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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

This was a perfect day for me to completely fuck up my back in the garden after swimming.

I'm on Vicodin due to the back pain, and I don't give a merry fuck about much right now, especially not Fernando Torres. He could have gone out with John Terry and got matching tattoos of chelsea's lion mascot on their cocks last night, I'm not capable of feeling feelings. I knew he'd break our hearts anyway. I didn't think it'd be quite like this, I didn't think he was an utter cunt, just your average quality footballer with a ton of saccharine PR.

So now we just need to extract the most value, and deal with the short term matter of how to fill in the gaps for the next 6 months, after which I'm more certain than ever that we'll begin a great rebuilding project. It could end up being for the best. There's no certainty that Torres's value is increasing. Yes, he's not given a shit for a while, and hasn't been willing to risk his hamstrings at full tilt, but I think there's more to it than that. I think he's lost a little bit due to injury. He's still a fantastic striker, he'll do really well at Chelsea, but we may actually have got the creme de la creme of his ability.

It'll be shit when he rapes our back line though, which he will do.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

yeah this would do nicely for the financial fairplay as it would massively boost our turnover meaning we could spend more than usual

also I thought the fair play rules were 2 years away
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

After NOTW, Daily Mail quoting on the Prozone stat - albeit via another anonymous, too.

Experienced managers Rafael Benitez, Vicente del Bosque and Roy Hodgson all have one thing in common besides winning major trophies.

They have all fallen out with Fernando Torres. Del Bosque, one of the most popular men in the game, was so irritated by El Nino, as Torres is known, that he made him warm up for an hour at the World Cup final before sending him on.

Current Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish will probably not have time to fall out with Torres given that the player has demanded a move to Chelsea within the next 48 hours.

But maybe the striker's past spats and suspect attitude lies behind Dalglish's acceptance that life will go on at Anfield even if Torres heads south to the King's Road.

Nobody has been more supportive of Torres in his short time in charge than Dalglish. The manager was talking up the Spaniard's ability from the moment he took the call from John W Henry on a cruise ship in Bahrain and returned to Anfield as Hodgson's successor until at least the end of the season.

Last weekend, after the Spanish World Cup winner grabbed two goals in a 3-0 victory at Wolves, Dalglish said: 'Since I have come in here, he has been nothing short of fantastic in the way he has applied himself in training and on the pitch.'

Torres the player is someone Dalglish would dearly love to have at Anfield for the rest of the season and beyond.

It is why he went to Holland to scout Luis Suarez, primarily to find Torres his ideal strike partner. But the way Torres handed in a transfer request this week as the transfer deadline closed and Suarez jetted in to complete a £23million move has seriously annoyed Dalglish and others at the club.

If Chelsea cough up the right money, there will be no begging, cajoling or more arms around the shoulder for Torres to stay.
The old maxim 'No player is bigger than the club' will never be more true.

For two years, Torres was the perfect poster boy for Liverpool. He boned up on the club's history before he arrived from Madrid and lived in the heart of Woolton, in south Liverpool, rather than a gated community miles away from the city in Southport or on The Wirrall.

Local residents would be charmed to see the superstar No9 walking his dog in local parks, just like other members of the community.
But even then the image was somewhat misleading, and in the past 12 months sociable Fernando has increasingly been replaced by surly Fernando, with even the normally diplomatic (? 😛) Jamie Redknapp describing his work-rate as 'diabolical'.

One of Torres's team-mates said: 'He has always been a complex character. He is so naturally gifted he's always been totally self-absorbed.

'For the first year we'd put his quietness down to a lack of fluent English, but then he'd come out with something word perfect, which made you realise he understood what was going on all the time.

'It wasn't shyness, more aloofness. And on the pitch he'd definitely play for himself rather than the team. Even the real pros like Stevie Gerrard and Jamie Carragher noticed it but when Torres is on top form you'd forgive him anything.

'But his efforts for the team this season under Roy Hodgson made everyone notice. His Prozone stats for some games were laughable for a Premier League striker. He has always been admired by his teammates, but not loved. He hasn't endeared himself in the way that Pepe Reina has, for example.'

As a former great striker himself, Dalglish felt that putting his arm around Torres and giving him more support up front would help.
Workaholic Dirk Kuyt was detailed to play alongside Torres and do some of his running, and the plan has worked to some extent, with three goals in his last four games. But behind the scenes, Torres was clearly thinking about other clubs and on Thursday dropped his bombshell, following Chelsea's interest.

Liverpool suspect the London club gained prior information about Torres's state of mind and with Chelsea under a suspended three-point sentence for 'tapping up' Gael Kakuta, Liverpool may use it as a weapon to ensure Chelsea cough up the right price - £50m.

The timing could not have been worse for Liverpool, with Suarez coming into a city that is talking about Torres rather than him.
In the short term, Liverpool cannot do much business with the Torres money, maybe put in a new bid for Blackpool's Charlie Adam, try to get Stephen Warnock on loan from Aston Villa and see if Nicolas Anelka will move in the opposite direction to Torres.

Former Liverpool player Mark Lawrenson, now a Match Of The Day pundit and a man close to Dalglish, said yesterday: 'Liverpool have only three days to find a replacement. But if Chelsea make a stupid offer, what do you do?'

David Ginola put it even more starkly: 'You can't keep an unhappy player. For Torres to say he wanted to be out of the club by Monday is a big surprise for me, it is not respecting the club.'

You imagine Dalglish would concur.

Torres the player might be extremely hard to replace. But saying farewell to Torres the person may not do the club any long-term harm.
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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

Oh, and none of that blatant silver lining shit involves nicolas anelka, who would more appropriately coast to the glue factory in the MLS.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

“The people here, the history, the way everybody comes ­together, I looked at that and I thought we have the chance to make this one of the greatest clubs in the world, again.

“Now I feel Liverpool is my English club, the way Atletico is my Spanish club. I would not like to play for another English or Spanish club. This feeling is very important to me.â€
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Ouch.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

I loved Torres as a Liverpool player but its done. I feel like he betrayed us in the same fashion as Michael Owen and Mascherano. Bitter taste and all that. I want the cash. He came, saw, conquered and left.

Life at Liverpool goes on. We've lost key players in the last 3 windows and haven't quite replaced them. Our position reflects that. Summer is gonna be something special with new players coming in. Its gonna be BIG and I'm excited.

The only former players that I still have love for is Xabi (forced out) and Arbeloa (agreement).

If you ain't playing to be the best when you have our club crest on your chest, walk on by!
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

Well said Roland! we need to spend before 11pm Monday to replace him which is cruel of Torres ..
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=43861.msg1269048#msg1269048 date=1296363790]

It'll be shit when he rapes our back line though, which he will do.
[/quote]

Thinking the same thing.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

If deal goes through we should say he can't play against us at the bridge until next season!
*shrugs shoulders*
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

Let's be positive (and nasty). If he does complete the move and face us, who's to say he won't get injured or sent off? 😱
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43861.msg1268958#msg1268958 date=1296348686]
FFS

It doesn't "close". It SLAMS shut
[/quote]

Hahahaha. Second best post of the thread. Superb.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

I voted that I want him to stay in the poll thread, but I've changed my mind on reflection, partly because we'll actually get a better price on him now. I also couldn't put up with his sulking around the pitch now. I turned a blind eye, I fucking turned on Rafa for pulling him off in *that* game. Now I realise Rafa made the right call pulling that half-arsed bag of shite off. Go on, get him to fuck. Get him out of our club.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

I want the cunt's stench gone from our club as soon as but it's gonna cost Chelsea 50m+ for the air to be freshened.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

Remember when you were a kid and you did something wrong, got caught and your parents would say I'm not angry with you, just disappointed. That is how I feel, we expected so much more from our golden boy but now we have caught him with a barrel load of porn and we thought he was so good.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

He's fucked off back o spain appaz. I can see some crying kid egging his windows. Just a jarg move to make this late on. Snide. Sly. Cunt.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

My mate at ssn was convinced he won't be leaving till the summer the other day.


I still don't think he'll leave in this window.

I don't want Chelsea's first transfer where they haven't been bent over to be for our Fernando; regardless of whether he's a tactless cunt.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

I want £50+.

I want the Curse of St.Michael to strike him down.

Shitbag.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

I wonder if the the sly twat turns up for training today. I bet the little shitbag doesn't.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43861.msg1269092#msg1269092 date=1296380275]
I wonder if the the sly twat turns up for training today. I bet the little shitbag doesn't.
[/quote]

Some bell for sky cunt news outside melboss using cunter.

http://twitter.com/fraser_dainton
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

@FraserDainton
A brief flash of excitement as someone resembling Torres in a hat arrived at melwood. But not convinced it's him!
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

"A brief flash of excitement as someone resembling Torres in a hat arrived at melwood. But not convinced it's him!"

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZLOLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1111
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

This is what a Chav asked me:

Question: say Torres stays with Liverpool will you never be singing the Torres song again? and say that he should be on the bench etc.? or will you be one of those who made comments about it and then later says he is the heart of the team etc etc.
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Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

It's amazing how six months can change things.

If he had waited till the summer and left, we'd be disappointed; but few would be as upset or disgusted as we are now.

True, he'd been a sulky bastard, but he did try for the most part and he wouldnt have left us in the lurch.

NOw?

Fuck him.

And here I am thinking he'd want to stay till he broke the scoring records for us.

Hilarious.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=43861.msg1269098#msg1269098 date=1296381362]
This is what a Chav asked me:

[/quote]

Well,answer the bastard.
 
Re: Torres - Chelsea 35mil Bid turned down

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=43861.msg1269101#msg1269101 date=1296381525]
Sky abaa to go LIVE at melwood and understand chavcunt will offer 40 mil.
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40? Fuck Off Chelsea FC...
 
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