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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41625.msg1163582#msg1163582 date=1282902943]
roy ability to handle big players is neither here nor there as we only have two...
[/quote]Hahahahaha!!! *groans*
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=41625.msg1163586#msg1163586 date=1282903208]
Don't talk shite.

We have four big players
[/quote]

only messing, squiggles, JEEZ!
 
I would prefer Zamora to Carlton Cole. Cannot see Fulham letting us have Paul K and Zamora though
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41625.msg1163590#msg1163590 date=1282903265]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=41625.msg1163586#msg1163586 date=1282903208]
Don't talk shite.

We have four big players
[/quote]

only messing, squiggles, JEEZ!
[/quote]


Sorry, I'm hungover.
 
I think Steven Defour has to be an option if we got 22 million. Then a left back and a striker. If no central midfielder is bought Stevie HAS to spend the season in there.
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41625.msg1163629#msg1163629 date=1282904994]
Loan move for Ben Arfa

Konchesky

Defour

Loan move for Santa Cruz
[/quote]I'll cry if we sign ANY of those cunts, has been's and never fucking will be's
 
Who would you sign then Andy? Given that we have maybe 12 mill £ to spend. IF we're optimistic.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163634#msg1163634 date=1282905145]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41625.msg1163629#msg1163629 date=1282904994]
Loan move for Ben Arfa

Konchesky

Defour

Loan move for Santa Cruz
[/quote]I'll cry if we sign ANY of those cunts, has been's and never fucking will be's
[/quote]

defour is excellent, I'd be overjoyed if we landed him.
 
Carlton Cole reminds me of a really shite version of Heskey...


If we have 22ish million to spend...

Warnock - 8 million.
Pavluchenko- 8 million.
Ledley - 4 million.
 
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163650#msg1163650 date=1282906278]
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
[/quote]

Not only is our squad thin but all the good players are incredibly injury prone..


however ... There is always hope
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163634#msg1163634 date=1282905145]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41625.msg1163629#msg1163629 date=1282904994]
Loan move for Ben Arfa

Konchesky

Defour

Loan move for Santa Cruz
[/quote]I'll cry if we sign ANY of those cunts, has been's and never fucking will be's
[/quote]

First time in a very long time that Ive completely disagreed with you Oncey.

Ben Arfa is talented but serious trouble - he'll sign for Newcastle today and we will have dodged a bullet - but the rest are comparatively good signings.

Koncheskey is seriously limited, but can defend/ tackle and is committed. Its a sign of the sorry state we are in that he is an improvement on what we already have. Plus Roy obviously knows him well. As a 12/18mth stop gap he is okay.

Defour is seriously talented and knocks Lucas into obscurity.

Santa Cruz offers us a good base to attack round if Torres is out, and will complement him well if/when they play together.
 
now sell babel and providing we get the money we should be able to buy a competent left back, turan and one of these young strikers we've been linked to
 
[quote author=grjt link=topic=41625.msg1163656#msg1163656 date=1282906496]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163634#msg1163634 date=1282905145]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41625.msg1163629#msg1163629 date=1282904994]
Loan move for Ben Arfa

Konchesky

Defour

Loan move for Santa Cruz
[/quote]I'll cry if we sign ANY of those cunts, has been's and never fucking will be's
[/quote]

First time in a very long time that Ive completely disagreed with you Oncey.

Ben Arfa is talented but serious trouble - he'll sign for Newcastle today and we will have dodged a bullet - but the rest are comparatively good signings.

Koncheskey is seriously limited, but can defend/ tackle and is committed. Its a sign of the sorry state we are in that he is an improvement on what we already have. Plus Roy obviously knows him well. As a 12/18mth stop gap he is okay.

Defour is seriously talented and knocks Lucas into obscurity.

Santa Cruz offers us a good base to attack round if Torres is out, and will complement him well if/when they play together.
[/quote]ok. I take it back re-konchesky (better'n Insua) and Defour (better'n Lucas) although it's hardly a glowing endorsement. The other two can gettifa!
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163650#msg1163650 date=1282906278]
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
[/quote]

I'd be amazed if we better last season.
 
[quote author=jexykrodic link=topic=41625.msg1163673#msg1163673 date=1282907180]
It's probably too late to buy now, isn't it?
[/quote]

Why?. Barca are buying today
 
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=41625.msg1163671#msg1163671 date=1282907072]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163650#msg1163650 date=1282906278]
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
[/quote]

I'd be amazed if we better last season.
[/quote]innit!
You have 3days and 12m (circa) to replace Alonso, Mascherano and Riise and you also need a LW a RW a back up striker and wages come out of that too!!! K? K.


Go!
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163678#msg1163678 date=1282907329]
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=41625.msg1163671#msg1163671 date=1282907072]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163650#msg1163650 date=1282906278]
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
[/quote]

I'd be amazed if we better last season.
[/quote]innit!
You have 3days and 12m (circa) to replace Alonso, Mascherano and Riise and you also need a LW a RW a back up striker and wages come out of that too!!! K? K.


Go!
[/quote]

*buys Paul Konchesky*
 
We've got no chance of getting into the top four, have we?

I'm going to start cheering us on in the Europa League.

May as well get used to it.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163678#msg1163678 date=1282907329]
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=41625.msg1163671#msg1163671 date=1282907072]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163650#msg1163650 date=1282906278]
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
[/quote]

I'd be amazed if we better last season.
[/quote]innit!
You have 3days and 12m (circa) to replace Alonso, Mascherano and Riise and you also need a LW a RW a back up striker and wages come out of that too!!! K? K.


Go!
[/quote]

Listen, if we start being all pragmatic and logical now we'll all be topping ourselves by tea time....

1. Its a bank holiday weekend - woo hoo

2. Im going on a stag do (with a groom in his 30s so all the fun, none of the "lets touch cocks" rugby player shenanigans) - woo hoo

3. Our football team is unadulterated wankstain, but we are not Everton- woo hoo

4. Given the budget/players available - we can only i) be pleasantly surprised by their ability once they get here, or ii) be pleased they havent come - woo
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=41625.msg1163688#msg1163688 date=1282908067]
We've got no chance of getting into the top four, have we?

I'm going to start cheering us on in the Europa League.

May as well get used to it.
[/quote]

if we have the most amazing luck with injuries this season, we'll make 4th, otherwise, no chance.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41625.msg1163696#msg1163696 date=1282908294]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=41625.msg1163688#msg1163688 date=1282908067]
We've got no chance of getting into the top four, have we?

I'm going to start cheering us on in the Europa League.

May as well get used to it.
[/quote]

if we have the most amazing luck with injuries this season, we'll make 4th, otherwise, no chance.
[/quote]Our best 11 got humped 3-0 by the team who finished 2 places above us in 5th last season. Nothing suggests we can get top 4 Neil.
 
[quote author=grjt link=topic=41625.msg1163693#msg1163693 date=1282908222]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163678#msg1163678 date=1282907329]
[quote author=Buddha link=topic=41625.msg1163671#msg1163671 date=1282907072]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163650#msg1163650 date=1282906278]
It doesn't fucking matter who we buy. We went into this season needing to replace Alonso (given the failure of Aquilani) and rather than do that we sell Mascherano. No amount of cut price rejects can change that. There are now holes all over the pitch with only Centre Back and Keeper well covered. Our squad is fucking laughable and we won't finish top 4.
[/quote]

I'd be amazed if we better last season.
[/quote]innit!
You have 3days and 12m (circa) to replace Alonso, Mascherano and Riise and you also need a LW a RW a back up striker and wages come out of that too!!! K? K.


Go!
[/quote]

Listen, if we start being all pragmatic and logical now we'll all be topping ourselves by tea time....

1. Its a bank holiday weekend - woo hoo

2. Im going on a stag do (with a groom in his 30s so all the fun, none of the "lets touch cocks" rugby player shenanigans) - woo hoo

3. Our football team is unadulterated wankstain, but we are not Everton- woo hoo

4. Given the budget/players available - we can only i) be pleasantly surprised by their ability once they get here, or ii) be pleased they havent come - woo
[/quote]

*puts razor blade down and drains bath water*
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41625.msg1163699#msg1163699 date=1282908465]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41625.msg1163696#msg1163696 date=1282908294]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=41625.msg1163688#msg1163688 date=1282908067]
We've got no chance of getting into the top four, have we?

I'm going to start cheering us on in the Europa League.

May as well get used to it.
[/quote]

if we have the most amazing luck with injuries this season, we'll make 4th, otherwise, no chance.
[/quote]Our best 11 got humped 3-0 by the team who finished 2 places above us in 5th last season. Nothing suggests we can get top 4 Neil.
[/quote]

one game and liverpool are traditionally slow starters.
I'm not saying we will, I'm saying if all the 'big' players perform, the fringe players chip in and we stay injury free, we have a chance.
 
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